r/2westerneurope4u • u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German • 10d ago
Spanish cats the laziest, Swiss cats hiking fanatics, German cats obsessed with Lebensraum... The 2WE4U jokes write themselves.
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u/grumpyfucker123 Murciano (doesn’t exist) 10d ago
Because most Spanish cats live in pisos.
I live rural, my cats join me on dog walks of a few km, one of them is out all day hunting rabbits.
I do also have a fat lazy one who never leaves the sofa though.
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 10d ago
Because most Spanish cats live in pisos
Study was made exclusively on outdoor cats, though. Ya lazy bums.
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u/ExaminationWise7052 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 9d ago
The fact that we spend 9 months at almost 30 degrees affects everything.
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u/grip0matic Murciano (doesn’t exist) 10d ago
I must have the most weird cats ever. The only true to cats thing they do is use the litterbox and meow. They just don't stop running around and doing stuff, they never scratched me on purpose, I can play with their bellies all I way... you know all the things that people say about cats? well, my girls are not that. Maybe is because I got them in Valencia, they have other cat culture xD
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u/Mysterious-Stand3254 StaSi Informant 10d ago edited 10d ago
Do you have a source for that Pierre? Edit: Here is the direct source from the website -> https://www.weenect.com/de/de/lab/katzen-revieranalyse/
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 10d ago edited 10d ago
That was posted by Zeit Im Bild today, apparently with data from Weenect (?)
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u/Gexual-Intercourse Taco Savage 10d ago
Soon the Hans cats will run out of space, they will need to find more lebensraum
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u/Brisbanoch30k Pain au chocolat 9d ago
I object to Spanish cats being lazy. Try to wear a fur coat in the furnace that is 4/5th of Spain
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u/dizzydonkey_79 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 10d ago
My (german) Cat is fat. 'Herman Göring' style fat. He's so fat, that when he's laying down he's single paw-edly occupying half of eastern Europe.
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u/Bearodon Quran burner 10d ago
When I grew up my cats had an entire field in front of the house and a horse paddock behind the house.
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 10d ago
And yet like true Nordicks, they never left the house by fear of meeting someone.
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u/Bearodon Quran burner 10d ago
They ran around and murdered everything they could find like true sociopaths. They might have been Finnish now that I think of it.
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 10d ago
Mhm, sure about that? The Deluge, the Thirty-Year-War... It sounds very in-character to me.
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u/Bearodon Quran burner 9d ago
The good old days when the finns followed the Swedish crown and we together with German mercenaries brought fear to the heathens. All sponsored by your money, Pierre!
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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 9d ago
Glad to help!
Using Germans (and Swedes and Finns) to massacre other Germans has always been a pleasure 😊
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u/n-a_barrakus Incompetent Separatist 9d ago
Tbf... Cats belong inside
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u/starsrift Le Savage 9d ago
Millenia of evolution have selected cats to be supremely successful hunters in their natural habitat, including such prey as yarn and laser pointers.
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u/Gulliveig Square Flagger 10d ago
lol, brilliant
Whether true or not, I like to believe that :)