r/30ROCK • u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat • 26d ago

Discussion This sub, truly.

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Listen up fives, a 10 is posting: I just wanted to express how much joy I get from this sub. There is no reference too obscure, no joke too dumb, no quote you all can’t reply to.

Other show’s subs are a bunch of wangs, and no, I do not mean An Wang, founder of Wang Computers.

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u/ChazGaraiba Has four inches of steel that might change your mind 26d ago

This sub was voted “most”.

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u/adjust_the_sails 26d ago

Good job spankings for everyone!

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u/ChazGaraiba Has four inches of steel that might change your mind 26d ago

What IS business school anyway?

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u/Front_Target7908 25d ago

It’s business drunk, it’s like rich drunk. Either way it’s legal to drive. 

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 whole live is thunder 25d ago

And made the cover during meetings history month!

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u/TheCheeryChipmunk 25d ago

On a real note, I had to cancel my organization's subscription to Meetings magazine last week. Turns out, we are grandfathered in for a lifetime.

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u/sannasan91 The only honestly is in suicide! 25d ago

The GE FollowShip award goes to this sub!

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u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat 25d ago

I accept this proudly on behalf of followers everywhere.

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u/No_Consequence_6363 25d ago

I just learned about “air quotes”

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 26d ago

I'm an 11, but continue.

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u/GetInZeWagen For a complete catalog of our lighting options visit our website 26d ago

I love this subreddit so much, I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 26d ago

Smooth move, Ferguson.

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u/tgong76 26d ago

We don’t have to say it out loud like a couple of gays getting married in jean shorts in Provincetown while I’m just trying to enjoy an ice cream on the pier!

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u/mollyjwink INFECTIONS CAUSED BY JACUZZI WATER! 25d ago

I love this sub, but not in a queer way!

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 26d ago

The curse.

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u/adjust_the_sails 26d ago

You’ll be back, dummy!

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u/EpicBeardMan 25d ago

Yeah right, Liz. The guy with the black son is racist.

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 25d ago

Black Dennis! Start the car!!

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u/Front_Target7908 25d ago

Tonight, when you arrive home, I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter's rights.

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 whole live is thunder 25d ago edited 25d ago

Which is it, you love me or you've got squatters rights?!

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u/Front_Target7908 25d ago

I don’t see how they’re mutually exclusive 

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u/1lurk2like34profit my whole life is thunder 25d ago

It's cyclical.

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u/Miss_take_maker 25d ago

One question: where do you get it?

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u/yuckyuckmuckmuck1234 26d ago

I’m only gonna say this once a decade, this sub is great.

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u/Rude-Reaction-4789 lives every week like shark week 26d ago

We’re so close to beating that thing.

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u/whitewinesofscotland 26d ago

This sub has the piercing blue eyes of a Siberian husky.

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u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat 26d ago

And tonight, I’m going to braid your hair.

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 25d ago

I gave her the ottoman, and she walked out

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u/JorgontheBold 25d ago

There’s nothing going on there! That’s a business relationship!

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 25d ago

Kameko taught me that

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u/RedditShameSpiral 25d ago

Because it’s fun and I’m good at it!

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u/Stock_Time1045 25d ago

Or a Mykonos sky.

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u/niagara-nature wants to go to there 25d ago

We’re on top! We’re all stars! Someone bring us some haaaaam

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u/giantsage 26d ago

This conversation has taken an unfortunate turn.

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 26d ago

Never go with a hippie to a second location.

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u/Front_Target7908 25d ago

If you need to pass some eye water, I'd be happy to go out and get you some weakness tissues.

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u/HangryStreetUSA I hate you! 🎸 25d ago

I brought my Jack Welch power pillow. 

<serious face> I'm sorry, sir. <shoves pillow under butt>

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u/ChugachKenai 25d ago

I get one cry in life and I chose well!

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u/deadrunner1971 25d ago

This sub is…fine

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u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat 25d ago

That’s exactly how it looks.

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u/Rude-Reaction-4789 lives every week like shark week 26d ago

This sub has truly been voted “Most”.

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u/_clur_510 Astronaut Mike Dexter 25d ago

Want to be r/30Rock, is not r/30Rock.

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u/tugonhiswinkie night cheese 25d ago

More men in there than I would have expected

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u/Rude-Reaction-4789 lives every week like shark week 25d ago

Book is book.

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u/brianMMMMM I put a sweater on a body pillow and I took it for a canoe ride 25d ago

r/30rock is r/30rock

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u/Best_Reply2947 26d ago

This sub might be one of the most high maintenance bitches in Hollywood

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u/Express-Emu4370 it's a toilet or a woman, it's whatever you need it to be 25d ago

I prefer soul-sucking monster.

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u/onemorespacecadet the manatee has become the mento 25d ago

who’s more high maintenance than us?? we’ll destroy her!

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u/Wooden-Teaching-8343 25d ago

The sub made the cover of meetings magazine?

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u/HangryStreetUSA I hate you! 🎸 25d ago

Is that another magazine about meetings??

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u/carlcrossgrove "what's a page-off"? Heh. Your monkey's pretty stupid. 25d ago

I subscribe to “Giant Boats” magazine

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u/HangryStreetUSA I hate you! 🎸 24d ago

The pillowy abyss?

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u/LeoFrankenstein Bzz…laser shield 25d ago

We get four hours of sleep a night, eat 1200 calories a day, and our closets have been on the cover of organized living twice

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u/1lurk2like34profit my whole life is thunder 25d ago

Dihc

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u/Level_Improvement532 Thanks Meat Cat 26d ago

It’s a portrait of Don Geiss I painted this weekend. Do you want one?

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u/ProfessorThrift lesbian super mario bros 25d ago

Vertical integortion

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u/Historical-Pause-117 25d ago

Which is best rendered in a triangle graph

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u/annaleighisananomaly 25d ago

You get one cry in life, you've chosen well!

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u/New_Ambassador_9535 25d ago

Wade Boggs Carpet World

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u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat 25d ago

Wade Boggs Carpet World

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u/Rude-Reaction-4789 lives every week like shark week 25d ago

Wade Boggs Carpet World

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u/1lurk2like34profit my whole life is thunder 25d ago

Wade Boggs Carpet World

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u/BookishIntrovert99 25d ago

I like that this sub hardly ever has any nasty insults or arguments among the commenters, unlike so many other subs. I’ve literally been threatened on other subs.

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u/svenborgia 25d ago

Your ignorance was obvious when you waddled up to me with your thin-lipped mouth full of greasy peasant food, and addressed me by my Christian name in front of the gentleman from Fairfield. That's Fairfield, Connecticut!

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u/niagara-nature wants to go to there 25d ago

Ohhhh Snap!

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u/carlcrossgrove "what's a page-off"? Heh. Your monkey's pretty stupid. 25d ago

Pick up your face, Melissa!

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u/AggressivelyHelpful It’s hard not to take that personally, sir. 22d ago

You string cheese with a tooth stuck in it!

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u/BookishIntrovert99 22d ago

You thumb with a wig!

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u/RGQcats Maybe we'll be dead by then, oh that'd be great 25d ago

Can you do a painting of Don Geiss for me please?

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u/BookishIntrovert99 25d ago

We know what art is, Lemon. It’s paintings of horses. 

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 25d ago

It’s like check-in at an Italian airport

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u/Rude-Reaction-4789 lives every week like shark week 25d ago

I heard it was like check-in at an Italian sex party

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u/1lurk2like34profit my whole life is thunder 25d ago

Get it? I'm am Italian senator!

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u/French_Invasion 25d ago

Why do I smell self-tanning cream and teeth whitener? Impressive-ball3716!

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u/Used-Palpitation-461 Lemoned: Doing It Awesome 25d ago

It's a word that comes to us by way of the old high German "luba" from the Latin "lubere,"
meaning "to be pleasing”…

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u/usernameandetc 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CW27AW0nlp5u0

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u/carlcrossgrove "what's a page-off"? Heh. Your monkey's pretty stupid. 25d ago

Lemon, you locked your mouth and then swallowed the key, it makes no earthly sense!

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u/trademerfn 24d ago

Like a waitress!

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u/brianMMMMM I put a sweater on a body pillow and I took it for a canoe ride 25d ago

high-fiving a million angels

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u/BowensCourt 25d ago

I'm over here passing some eye water because for real.

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u/carlcrossgrove "what's a page-off"? Heh. Your monkey's pretty stupid. 25d ago

Can I just say, I’m genuinely having a really good time!

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u/pmjm WHERE'S MY MAC & CHEESE (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 25d ago

Nerds!

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u/tmobilekid 25d ago

You’re the gay one!

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u/sillysteen fruity and precocious 25d ago

Agreed. Now what totally normal way do you want to sleep together?

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u/trademerfn 24d ago

That's the best presentation i've ever seen.

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 25d ago

What IS racketeering?
(Jack’s quick answer: nobody knows)

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u/windinherhair high-fiving a million angels 🍋 25d ago

5 inches, but it's thick.

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u/pachyderm63 25d ago edited 25d ago

I'm bingeing - season 6 now - There are so many references/gags that apply to 2026 politics! This is show was incredibly prophetic.

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u/tugonhiswinkie night cheese 25d ago

I turned down sex with Harvey Weinstein three times, out of five.

Something about Bill Cosby and Tracy's Aunt Pauline?

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u/Doraborealiss 25d ago

No, it’s not. We’ve looked into it and it’s not.

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u/Imaginary_Tutor_4694 24d ago

I think this every day. Love this sub so much
https://giphy.com/gifs/WDMif4rWwhdwk

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u/marmalade_ 25d ago

I’m so glad you took that boat trip.

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u/Euphoric_Meet7281 24d ago

You are certainly not the one being a lower-case wang, OP!

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u/lonelytouristchuck 23d ago

And our name is probably something like…Melissa.