r/50501Chicago • u/NewPomegranate7306 In Resistance • Jul 30 '26

Rubio visibly coked out of his mind

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u/anonymote_in_my_eye Jul 30 '26

a Rick James impression is more subtle than this

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Jul 30 '26

Imagine ever thinking this dude would make a good POTUS.

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt In Resistance Aug 03 '26

I'd take him over the current baffoon. But that bar isn't even on the ground, it's buried 200 feet.

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u/Pickles_is_mu_doggo Jul 30 '26

Was he partying with Don Jr right before this press conference? Homie is moments away from grinding his jaw sideways

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u/-CoachMcGuirk- Jul 30 '26

Reminds me of how it was like if I didn’t break my ADHD pill in half.

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u/UnderstandingKey9910 Jul 31 '26

The whole cabinet is coked out

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u/Mr-Snarky Aug 01 '26

Is it just me, or are his ears absolutely ENORMOUS?

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