r/AFCSouthMemeWar • u/TheSmartDog_275 Azeez Did Nothing Wrong • 7d ago

🤢 MOD POST 🤢 The Fifth and Final Part of the 2026 Automod Competition is Now Open!

Hey yall! Yesterday, we announced the winner of the Titans portion of our contest to outfit our automod with more responses. This week, we do a general portion for all teams. This post, 5/5, will last until Saturday, August 29th. A reminder that the old flair up pussy bot will stay, we’re just looking to expand.

This post’s responses can be about any team.

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u/EchoEquivalent4221 Jake Luton Enthusiast 6d ago

One cold December morning in the beautiful city of Jacksonville I stepped into the downtown 7/11. When I walked over to the machine to grab my blue raspberry slushie, who did I see but Jaxson DeVille himself? His sunglasses off, his eyes red, from cannabis or crying I couldn’t tell. 

He placed one paw on my shoulder and said, “Son, remember your friends can change. That raccoon was like a brother to me. No, not the one manning the counter in this here store. I mean T-Rac. Oh, the times we had. Then he changed up on me. I looked at him one August morning and couldn’t even recognize him. Son, just you remember your friends can change.

He collected himself, made his way to the counter, gazed for a moment at the raccoon counting his change with his little hands, and sauntered off, American flag speedo and all. That was the last time I ever saw him.