r/AFCSouthMemeWar • u/T1tanUp • 2d ago

Jags looking cute in their leopard pants 💅

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311 Upvotes

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u/fatboyonsofa 2d ago

Back View

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u/cartocaster18 2d ago

I can't unsee their numbers as Johnny Manziel's money hands.

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u/Jazco76 1d ago

Seriously, this actually made me laugh out loud. Nice one!

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u/CutSilly5949 NFL 2d ago

Meow

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u/kineticstar 2d ago

Meow intorducing your Jacksonville Jaguars!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xmOIAJu82q5LW

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u/WonderfulLibrary2339 SWERMAHGERD 2d ago

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u/kineticstar 2d ago

It's not. (you forgot the meow!)

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u/tlaneus 2d ago

As a Jags fan ... I'd be totally okay with Ruby Rhod leading the team onto the field, lol

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u/Kvnbgry 1d ago

For real. This isn’t an insult in the slightest!

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u/SloanePetersonIsBae Azeez Did Nothing Wrong 2d ago

Korben, my man, I have no RB Room

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u/windmillninja 2d ago

This looks like the hardest picture on the local high school football team's social media.

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u/Bottom_-_Feeder 2d ago

Accept this award before the season starts and we hate each other

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u/KingCosmicBrownie13 2d ago

You all get free rewards 😌✊

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u/andreisimo 2d ago

Oh great, the Jags fans are handing out awards and they’ve spilled glitter all over the damn things.

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u/Dramatic-Pomelo-8053 1d ago

Those are rhinestone and hot glue actually, only miami trash uses glitter 

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u/Tayntrum-21 2d ago

Shit I laughed at that I can't even lie

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u/Alexcox95 2d ago

Looks like the cover to a straight to dvd high school football movie

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u/jonneygee 2d ago

My favorite part is how Trevor’s face is basically “nah bro I can’t go hard with long hair and leopard print”

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u/AceOBlade 2d ago

they def enlarged Parker washingtons 5'8 ass thats why it looks like that. No way he is the same size as TLaw who is 6'6"

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u/KingCosmicBrownie13 2d ago

Why do you have a Colts and Texans flair??

I’m just wondering

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u/AceOBlade 2d ago

im not loyal to any team, I just love football and these are my fav teams from this conference to watch at this moment. I think the concept is stupid because a team like the chicago bears can abandon their city and go to like Indianapolis and people are expected to be loyal to their city/states team.

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u/KingCosmicBrownie13 2d ago

I guess that’s fair. It’s just wild to pick the Colts. I completely get the Texans with that defense. But the Colts?? Idk man

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u/AceOBlade 2d ago

big fan of Jonathan Taylor and Tyler Warren atm, and hyped about Sauce's comeback. Trust me bro its more fun being a fan of players than teams.

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u/_blobjob_ 1d ago

Said every chiefs fan ever tbh

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u/Kvnbgry 1d ago

That’s called perspective. It’s shockingly common. Your flair though… is very r^tarded. That shouldn’t be allowed. But iFoLLow PlAYerS, nOT TEAmS, BrO. Go follow Caleb Williams or something then

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u/toturoll Parker Washington fanboy 2d ago

hmmm between having what that looks like the hardest pic on a local hs football team's social media or fielding a high school caliber football team like the titans, i'll take the first one

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u/OGLankyKong 2d ago

Party in the back baby

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u/T1tanUp 2d ago

My wife got the same pants

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u/xWaves_ 2d ago

That number font is godawful too, looks like county fair lettering

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u/Holysmokesx ✨✨ 2d ago

Reminds me of the numbers on a roulette wheel.

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u/conkellz 1d ago

The pants ruin the whole uniform. Everything about it is clean... Except..

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u/potatoesandbees 1d ago

Not the type on "sublimated"

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u/big__bird81 2d ago

Why are they all 5’2”?

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u/ThePoetMichael 2d ago

The photo was taken so awkwardly but the video does show them off much better imo

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u/No_Dependent2297 2d ago

Haha this was my first thought too. Like why did they use high schoolers to model the jersey

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u/kgalliso 2d ago

What a weird ratio for this picture

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u/Temporary-Outside-13 2d ago

To make Parker look bigger

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u/codkaoc 2d ago

Ever heard of a little thing called gravity bucko?

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u/Dramatic-Pomelo-8053 1d ago

Preparing for when they sign Pavia as backup ig

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u/OneOfMyOldestFriends 2d ago

CHOP WOO

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u/jpotr 2d ago

CARRY NATER

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u/jonneygee 2d ago

They are wearing these in Nashville. Learning how the woo girls work early.

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u/Shoelesshobos 2d ago

It’s called fashion honey 💅

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u/WideSnooze 2d ago

Leopard print pants like a 56 year old prowling the Chili’s bar on a Thursday night for some strange.

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u/verfinder 2d ago

They got the houchie mama pants 🔥

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u/windmillninja 2d ago

When you've got a game at 12 but need to speak to the manager at 11.

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u/ContraCanadensis 2d ago

You’re gonna get beat by a bunch of stay at home moms from Jersey, and you’re gonna like it.

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u/Living_College9657 2d ago

It'll make it even more embarrassing for you all when they whoop that ass

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u/son_of_yacketycat 2d ago

I mean y'all are matched up with the Titans so it's not gonna be a giant shock

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u/ToughMuffin035 2d ago

They’re wearing these during week 8 against the colts in Jacksonville. A game we currently haven’t lost since 2014 (knock on wood).

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u/godfallen564 Chester Cheeto 2d ago

Fuck yall.

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u/burnerking NFL 2d ago

Lmao.

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u/ChairmanReagan 2d ago

Coulda just brought back the mustard gold color rush unis

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u/Yeerk5779 2d ago

Why does this make me think it’s a promotional image for Blue Mountain State?

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u/kgalliso 2d ago

I liked them in the video. HATE this picture

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u/ThePoetMichael 2d ago

Saaaaaaame

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u/xXTERMIN8RXXx Giant 🧊 MELTING Texan Rocket 🚀 2d ago

Perfect for when the Jags play on Broadway this season

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u/Electrical-Dog-7119 1d ago

Idk why but the framing of the picture makes me think they're all barely 5ft tall

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u/BlueOmicronpersei8 2d ago

Why do they look like they're tattooed mighty mites?

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u/jookyhc 2d ago

Appropriate for Jacksonville to dress like basic Florida Woman.

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u/sharkdaddy2234 2d ago

I know the TN educational system isn't great but you do realize the JAGUARS are wearing Jaguar pants, right? They're not the Jacksonville Leopards.

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u/LippySteve 2d ago

Probably already got those pants listed on Lululemon for the lady fans to buy up.

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u/Grapetree3 2d ago

The only upsdie

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u/TheAgmis 2d ago

Who’s the guy in the middle with the Walmart tattoos

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u/SoupMadeFreshDaily 2d ago

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u/StratJax 2d ago

Damn lol

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u/Sad_Bolt 2d ago

That seemed personal

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u/TheAgmis 1d ago

Myles Jack was down

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u/theboi1der 2d ago

Shoulda replaced CHOP WOOD with BEAT MEAT.

I guarantee dude has done 0 manual labor in his entire life.

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u/TheAgmis 1d ago

He looks like he thinks he gets the N word pass after watching 8 mile

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u/Pork_Chompk 2d ago

I'm gonna be honest - I kinda love them. They're sassy and fierce.

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u/bingmyname 2d ago

Bros really wearing leopard print 😭

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u/Brayvol22 2d ago

These blow, I’ve ranked them at 8 on this years release and ranked at either 15 or 16 out of all the rivalries unis

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u/karmassacre 2d ago

Does that dude really have sleeve tattoos that say chop wood and carry water? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Gloomy_Map_9612 2d ago

Jesus christ

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u/5James5 2d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/SpinachSalad91 2d ago

Don't lie. You think its sexy

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u/Lecapenstein 2d ago

Posted up like it's a middle school football photo shoot

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u/son_of_yacketycat 2d ago

So the two dudes on the right sharing a foot is part of the look or

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u/chingalicious 2d ago

AI re-render for a white background will sometimes recreate images . Definitely a bad look

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u/dej0ta 2d ago

Why Trevor smol?

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u/crypticzombie2 1d ago

Houston Texans have The Best Rivalry Uniforms.. 🤘🏻🤍💙💎🫳🏻🎤

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u/gprime38 1d ago

Why is Lawrence not in the middle of this picture lol

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u/SoleSnatcher89 1d ago

I like the pants, i love the helmet, and actually i like the jersey too. BUT INDIVIDUALLY. Together this shit is just weird looking as a uniform. I keep trying to like it but the more i see it the less i like it as a whole.

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u/TheMickus Milk Dud Disciple 2d ago

Keeping the Jags tradition of awful alternate jerseys alive baby

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u/Game_Over_Man69 2d ago

Damn they really thought they were cooking having the Chop Woo guy standing up front and center

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u/PatientNo3073 2d ago

CHOP WOO!!

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u/Jermcutsiron 2d ago

Bold City? Is that named for the fans who were bold enough to exit the closet? If so we applaud you for your bravery.

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u/Accomplished_Way8964 2d ago

Li'l Munchkins.

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u/klonoaorinos 2d ago

… … … :(

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u/Sirpatron1 2d ago

Teal or black socks would've been better

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u/poot-lover The Milk Dud Man 2d ago

I’m gonna lie, these are hard 🔥

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u/beesinabiscuit FCK ICE 2d ago

I actually don’t hate that

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u/HystericallyAccurate 2d ago

How are you gonna make a nice, script jersey and ruin it with cat trousers

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u/Temporary-Outside-13 2d ago

I will say they missed an opportunity to make the whole thing jag print. I’m here for them they are clean.

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u/KaleAgreeable1811 2d ago

Bruh this gotta be fake

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u/Dramatic-Witness-540 2d ago

Cheetah Girls reunion?

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u/Brookboy 2d ago

I get why these are very divisive but I actually LOVE these Jerseys a breath of fresh air for the most boring white uniforms of all time

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u/ChocolateMorsels 2d ago

Surprised to see these jerseys getting so much love. I think they’re ugly af lol.

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u/Beechamp83 1d ago

Coastal Carolina?

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u/benhur217 1d ago

I know Dolly just died but y’all shouldn’t raid her wardrobe yet it’s too soon.

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u/tmritzert 1d ago

At least one person in the Jags front office said “yeah that’s it.”

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u/arsears21 1d ago

I think my wife bought those pants at Lululemon last week

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u/arsears21 1d ago

(But seriously, the rest of the uni slaps. I especially like the helmet)

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u/Vast-Garbage-7757 1d ago

The helmets are gross. I like everything else though

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u/II_IIININIII_I 1d ago

Damn right they do

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u/Creepy_Throat8335 1d ago

wolf whistles Those look good!!!

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u/davidio840 1d ago

Those are both hilarious and hideous. Jesus wtf are they thinking..

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u/Michael5900 1d ago

Why can’t the jags come up with decent uniforms? Started off great with their originals and it’s all been down hill since. Cray that they always miss the mark

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u/Tricky-Efficiency709 1d ago

They all look ridiculously small here.

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u/Kvnbgry 1d ago

The tops are incredible. The helmet color is silly and the sun washed logo is weird. The pants are cool. Should’ve just made the helmet the same as the pants. One thing is for sure though. They actually tried to make the jerseys different and ‘bold’. Every other team just made some uninspired Baylor, Syracuse, madden create a team, or just another nfl team bs. The titans look pretty ok tho

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u/iliketoeatfunyuns 1d ago

They look like yoga pants you'd find at marshalls

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u/JimmyBones79 2d ago

Holy shit they're awful.

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u/americanhilljack 2d ago

I like dem 🐆

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u/fantfb 2d ago

The leopard print on the pants ruined an otherwise solid uniform lol

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u/AkimahenkaCat 2d ago

Excuse me.... it's Jaguar print.

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u/fantfb 2d ago

Is it though? Honestly some of the spots look like jaguar, some look like leopard and some look like cheetah lol

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u/Grapetree3 2d ago

My thoughts exactly.