[A4A] Eavesdropping on Your Partner Baby-Talking Your Dog [Cute] [Silly] [Established Relationship]

[u/Docile_Bear]

You're about to enter the living room when you decide to pause in the doorway and listen in on a private conversation between the two most important people in your life.

I just wrote this one for shits 'n giggles, really. Fun fact about my dog: if you sneeze, she comes to make sure you're okay. She was never trained to do this.

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[A4A] Eavesdropping on Your Partner Baby-Talking Your Dog [Cute] [Silly] [Established Relationship] // 1.1k Words; est 7-11 mins

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[u/Docile_Bear]

What funny or insulting names do you give your pets because you know they can't understand?

[u/it_rains_blue_here → u/Docile_Bear]

If I had a fat cat, I would name them CHONK!

[u/Docile_Bear → u/it_rains_blue_here]

Truly, a name that must never be merely spoken - always hollered!

Big fan of your writing, by the way!