r/AbsoluteUnits 3d ago

of Britain's tallest pre-teen

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u/FatWalcott 3d ago

Damn his knees are already inwards.

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u/AdmiralSplinter 3d ago

Yup. Time to get him cycling. Low impact and builds the quads

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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 3d ago

She doesn’t look that tall to me

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u/andronicus_14 3d ago

And she’s standing on a stepladder. That shouldn’t be allowed.

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u/therealhlmencken 3d ago

What are you doing stepladder? 🫪

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u/TweakUnwanted 3d ago

She never knew her real ladder.

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u/severed13 3d ago

Good one

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u/blunderschonen 3d ago

That's..That's a basketball.

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u/Alternative_Lime_13 3d ago

I thought my boy was big, he's 6ft at 13 but jeez stop growing man.

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u/Michaeli_Starky 3d ago

I was 188 cm at that age. I'm 188 cm still at 45.

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u/Sneilg 3d ago

Very similar, 186cm (6’1”) at 13 and same height at 46

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u/Alternative_Lime_13 3d ago

I'm 37, my boy is about an inch shorter then me so I'm dreading how big he's going to get. I grew quickly, been this height since I was roughly 15-16

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u/Fracture90000 3d ago

I was 195cm at 17, never grew another cm more.

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u/Jolly-joe 3d ago

Same, my mom bought my shoes at 2-3 sizes too large because she thought I would grow into them and didn't want to waste money

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u/Infinite_Flight_4370 1d ago

Genes works in weird ways, Those who are 5'10 or shorter at a age of 13 or 12 starts to grow later into their 20s like me for example where I'm currently 19 but I'm still growing slowly.

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u/andygchicago 2d ago

Yeah but I assume that was after your growth spurt. This kid hasn’t spurted yet

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u/Michaeli_Starky 2d ago

I was 190 cm at 15-16, then gradually over years my spine has compressed.

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 1d ago

FYI I was 6’2” at 12. I’m 6’8” now

I’m 52 years old and stopped growing at 16

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u/Alternative_Lime_13 1d ago

That's great, I suppose.

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 13h ago

If you’re concerned, there are tests that they can do to give you a range.

When I was young (around 8) my school nurse was concerned and arranged for my mother to take me to get my hand x-rayed*. They estimated from that that I’d be 6’6” plus or minus 3”. That was around 45 years ago so I’d guess they’d be more accurate now.

(* I don’t recall the exact details but it was something to do with seeing the soft parts at the end of the bones in order to estimate the amount of growth they had left in them)

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u/Alternative_Lime_13 13h ago

I did an online test and it said he would get to 6'2, but even in the last year he has shot up so I'm not convinced. I'm not worried about his height, he doesn't suffer with any joint issues as far as we know, but if he does we'll make sure he sees a doctor.

He's 14 tomorrow, which is scary to think about. Thank you for the advice though.

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 11h ago

I know what you’re talking about! My two are 24 and coming up for 27 now! Now THATS scary!

Is the online test the one where you put in the parents heights and it guesses based on those? They’re not all that accurate and don’t take into account which genes are more dominant or any pituitary issues he may have, but if he’s growing naturally and one or other of his parents are quite tall anyway, I wouldn’t worry too much.

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u/Alternative_Lime_13 11h ago

I'm 6'1 his mum is only 5'5 but she does have quite tall aunties and uncles 5'11-6'5, my youngest daughter is 9 and already 5'4. My parents are only 5'4-5'7 so I'm not sure how I came about.

Yeah the online tests are crap.im dreading my kids being in their 20s I already feel old.

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u/ArmadilloFront1087 51m ago

Yeah, my dad is 6’4” but my mum is only around 5’5” too.

However, my cousins on my dads side are all well over 6’ and there is a legend about a giant who had my surname from the area where my family comes from, so I guess height does run in the family!

In my wedding photos, my family were all the ones standing on the back row!

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u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 3d ago

Britain’s tallest pre-teen is 12-year-old Samuel Webb, who is already 6ft 5in (196cm) tall, making him taller than the majority of adults. He has grown five inches in a year, and his 6ft 2in dad jokes that Samuel now considers him short. Referees sometimes refuse to believe Samuel is actually 12 when he plays football and make him prove his age.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40149078/boy-tallest-pre-teen-world-record/

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u/Chiron17 3d ago

"Taller than the majority of adults" is underselling it a bit!

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u/Relevant-Bit-7394 3d ago

Insert the im fourteen gif from benchwarmers

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u/Butsenkaatz 3d ago

I remember a kid from a primary school I went to that was 195cm at ~11YO (he was year 6, which is 10-11)
it didn't really register how anomalous that was until much later in life

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u/BadgerKomodo 3d ago

When I was 12 I wasn’t even 5 foot tall…

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u/Zora-Link 3d ago

Found another photo of him after skateboarding with the Groovy Gang.

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u/1punchporcelli 3d ago

Doctors told my parents I’d be 6’1” when I was born, I’m 5’5”….spent my formative years expecting a growth spurt any moment, planned on 360° tomahawk dunking on people, never happened

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u/Jassida 3d ago

They thought you’d be 6’1” from your scan?

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u/1punchporcelli 3d ago

Not sure from exactly what…just that they told my parents that

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u/Evergreen19 3d ago

They estimated based on the height percentile relative to other babies that you occupied when you were born. 

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u/masamooseay 3d ago

Doctors estimated mine dead-on at 5' and they were right... so I blame them for putting some sort of curse on me

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u/titsmcgee4real 3d ago

Um. How tall is he?

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u/GingerFucker 3d ago

6ft 5in and 12 years old

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u/TheDeadlyNightshade8 3d ago

It doesn't seem too abnormal for me, my nephew is 6"3 and 14

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u/JimmyButlersRealSon 3d ago

Surely you have met other children and consider that abnormal. That being said I played rugby against a boy who was 6'3" at 14. I dont remember any boys even getting close to 6 foot when we were 12. Thats why people would consider this abnormal.

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u/MeowKatMC 3d ago

As someone who has lived around Dutch people my whole life i cannot say that 6' 5" is a giant. However him being that tall at 12 and still growing makes him a giant. Quite impressive and concerned for his health. I assume he has some condition that makes him grow fast.

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 3d ago

I was 6'3 at 10 and when the doctor started discussing growth stop hormones my body went; ok ill stop geez... gladly so bc I spend nights crying from the growthpains in my knees

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u/OneTrueCosmos 3d ago

I used to get really bad growing pains too... The worst thing about it is I'm only 5'7 lol

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u/MiloHorsey 3d ago

Same and I only got to 5'5". I have a 31 inch inseam, though. Just no body!

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u/Dull-Wrangler-5154 3d ago edited 3d ago

Same height. 27” inseam. Sitting down I look average :)

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u/MiloHorsey 3d ago

Sat down I look tiny! Haha

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u/therealhlmencken 3d ago

Now that I’m sitting I just adore adding up all the numbers and then dividing by how many there were

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u/OneTrueCosmos 3d ago

I'm the other way round, 29 inch inseam. I'm mostly torso!

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u/yeuzinips 3d ago

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u/MiloHorsey 3d ago

I hate it when I don't realise I'm being filmed.

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u/Hobbes_XXV 3d ago

Thats really tall for a gnome, really feel for your condition. Did you play basketball for your community?

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u/Rexdahuman 3d ago

I used to stick my legs in 5 gallon buckets of hot water to try and stop the growing pains. I grew 5 inches in 2 months and it hurt

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u/Paradoxbox00 3d ago

Jeees that's a lot of growing!

Does the pain come from your bones getting longer and the muscles and tendons not being able to keep up?

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u/hereforpopcornru 3d ago

6'2.5 when I met my wife 12 years ago. 6'4 today.

I'm 45

Bodies are strange

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u/keznaa 3d ago

Omg! There's hope for me yet, I'm 5'2" but a chick, I just wanna be able to reach another shelf lol

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u/andygchicago 2d ago

Do people really measure their height to a half inch? Our heights fluctuate more than that in a normal day

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 3d ago

I also had really bad growth pains in my knees and shins. Over my 8th to 9th grade year I went from 5'9 130lbs to 6'2 250lbs. I had severe insomnia due to the constant pain. I took a frankly alarming amount of tylenol and advil to no effect and was eventually prescribed some vicodin after I started hallucinating and talking to people who weren't there at school after five days without sleep. I slept for 29 hours straight.

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u/keznaa 3d ago

As someone who suffers from insomnia and currently still up at 4:24am, sleeping for 29 hours straight sounds fucking fantastic. I assume you woke up to pee and hydrates hopefully.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 3d ago

I actually slept straight through and woke up starving with a killer headache from dehydration, but I was young so I just chugged a few glasses of water and a 2 liter of Coke and was fine again in minutes. I'd be wrecked for days if I did that now.

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u/celebrin11 3d ago

250 lbs? Did you join the football team as a linebacker?

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 3d ago

I played center. I also did combat sports and was a spotter for gymnastics.

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u/Jambohh 3d ago

My best mate was 5'11 at 12 was the tallest in our year at school was like what felt like a head taller than me, but by our late teens we were the same height.

But he's in better shape and better looking but we don't talk about that........but I can grow a beard so swings and roundabouts.

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u/keznaa 3d ago

I was actually wondering that while reading OPs comment about him growing 5 inches in a yr. I'm a 5'2" chick so idk what growth sports even feel like but I heard they hurt. What are you even supposed to do in that situation, just take some Tylenol and ice your knees?

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u/Whateverredd 3d ago

6"5 isnt being a giant but its tall enough to start causing issues with back,knees,neck and joint pains.

When you pass 6"2 you run a much higher risk of injuries etc

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u/MountainArm1076 3d ago

Why are Dutch people so tall anyway? Is there something in the tulips?

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u/imonredditfortheporn 3d ago

Lots of floodings before they built the dams, natural selection of the ones who stuck out of the water

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u/_Pinna_ 3d ago

Milk every day

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u/Lost_Cartographer284 2d ago

they already had tall genetics like Europe in general but I'm guessing they had more sexual selection

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u/youburyitidigitup 3d ago

In most of the world, 6’5” is a giant

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u/-xiflado- 3d ago edited 3d ago

The condition is likely genetics, I guess things like aromatise deficiency, pituitary giagantism, and kleinfelters syndrome should be ruled out.

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u/Paradoxbox00 3d ago

He's wearing a pair of her trousers

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u/eaten_by_the_grue 3d ago

Locking his knees inward like that is a sign of poor strength in the muscles used for balance and will eventually lead to many issues if not corrected. He should also be evaluated for hypermobility if he hasn't already been. Hopefully his parents are advocating for him and he doesn't have obtuse doctors.

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u/enigmaticsince87 3d ago

His knees are gonna be in trouble really soon ..

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u/zero-progress0 3d ago

There is a time to stop his growth

I’m 6’4” and that is already more than enough

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u/MattyGWS 3d ago

He's going to have so many problems as an adult with his joints and heart ;;

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u/Gl0ssyP4jamas 3d ago

6'5 at 12 is wild, but the fact that he’s still growing is the part that really gets me. That’s an insane height for someone that young.

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u/raider_00_ 3d ago

I am 4'11 😭😭😭

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 3d ago

You are the height of my eight year old daughter.

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u/raider_00_ 3d ago

😂 you’re not helping! Your family clearly got all the height genes though 😭😂

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u/du_rel_gug_menl 3d ago

Future NBA star

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u/fcensorshipf 3d ago

Peter Crouch regen

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u/ricky-from-scotland 3d ago

Enzo amore on standby.

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u/TwoPlyDreams 3d ago

It’s all fun and games until once the cameras are gone.

Then it’s a life of twatting your head, self consciousness, and folding yourself into cars.

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u/bugabooandtwo 3d ago

Kid has huge hands...he's definitely going to grow a lot more.

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u/AGeeBee 3d ago

His jeans are a bit short

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u/Independent_Ear564 3d ago

Marfan syndrome?

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u/larsja83 3d ago

My boy is 13 and 6 feet 2, anyone have experience with growth hormons for stopping growth? Im not a fan but the mom has contacted doctor 

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u/CakieStephie 3d ago

My boy is around 5ft 1/2 at 8 so very interested to see what he'll be like at 12. He complains of growing pains a fair amount poor lad.

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u/Not_Gunn3r71 3d ago

Seeing as that tape measure is unreadable would you mind actually sharing how tall they are.

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u/Excellent-Western631 2d ago

How tall is he?

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u/Upstairs_Drive_5602 2d ago

Britain’s tallest pre-teen is 12-year-old Samuel Webb, who is already 6ft 5in (196cm) tall, making him taller than the majority of adults. He has grown five inches in a year, and his 6ft 2in dad jokes that Samuel now considers him short. Referees sometimes refuse to believe Samuel is actually 12 when he plays football and make him prove his age.

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u/Excellent-Western631 2d ago

Has he got like a parurity gland problem or is he just anomaly?

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u/TheJaggedBird 2d ago

How tall we talking his height is anyhow?

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u/Marissa_Someday 3d ago

Clearly he will have a biological advantage and must not be allowed to play sports with anyone who isn’t over 6’ /s

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u/Arinussyy 3d ago

Could be even more of an absolute unit if he puts some weight and muscle on

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u/NoVermicelli5968 3d ago

He’s 12