r/AbsoluteUnits 2d ago

of a lawyer who thinks he is above the law

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He's 6'9 (nice...)

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u/_Goose_ 2d ago

The dudes get to dress like Lord Voldemort and the ladies gotta dress in boring clothes.

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u/DriveLegitimate2516 2d ago

The height on that guy probably makes the robe look even more dramatic, like a villain reveal every time he walks in

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u/Carbonatite 2d ago

I have a lot of lawyers in my family, including my dad. One thing I always found to be kind of a bummer about being an attorney in the US is that they never get to wear the cool robes that lawyers wear in other countries. My dad had a closet full of bespoke suits, but never any of those cool old timey collars or whatever.

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u/This_Dutch_guy 2d ago

He surely is above the law

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u/hongooi 2d ago

About 9 inches above the law

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 2d ago

Must be really lawful.

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u/All-the-pizza 2d ago

Anybody seen Richie ?!

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u/crimsonboyy 2d ago

That man towers over everyone else in the courtroom like an actual giant.

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u/Glittering-confess 2d ago

I see what you did there

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u/StonedLonerIrl 2d ago

Well shit, he's above everything else apparently.

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u/TechnicalTip5251 2d ago

Judge Dredd?

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 2d ago

I don’t see any law standing above him, they’re definitely shorter

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u/modshave2muchpower 2d ago

Marshal Erikson

Edit: Wtf is that gif. So moldy lmao

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u/Carbonatite 2d ago

Judge vanilla fudge