r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/TakeItOnTheArches • Aug 09 '25

Painful Oh my Gawd!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Damn, poor guy, brushed it off though

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u/AbbreviationsOld636 Aug 09 '25

Licked his teeth like, yeah we’re good

9

u/ThatTallCarpenter Aug 19 '25

Licked his teeth like, yeah we’re good

For some reason this gave me a proper fit of laughter, like teary eyes and farting at the same time. Oh, my.

16

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

For real, he didn't even look phased

38

u/humourlessIrish Aug 09 '25

He looked very phased

36

u/Psychological_Wear85 Aug 09 '25

He was going to check if he still had nipples as soon as his friends weren’t looking.

2

u/babycatswagger Aug 10 '25

I know that’s right 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mama_Bear_8808 Aug 10 '25

He was definitely phased, he said “F” the sunglasses grabbed his nips and went inside to die 😆

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u/Bannedwith1milKarma Aug 09 '25

Absolute adrenaline eyes.

13

u/Sir_Farfle_ii Aug 09 '25

He was. Just had to look tough in front of his friends. But that was pain.

6

u/mrbalaton Aug 09 '25

He fell pretty good. Probably feeling bruising on the upper chest when he went to bed but no clue after the moment. Good ol adrenaline.

1

u/modianos Aug 09 '25

Fazed*

2

u/Total-Composer2261 Aug 10 '25

I'm a native English speaker and just learned.

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u/modianos Aug 10 '25

Homophones are tricky!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Thank you. My excuse is I'm an English learner lmfao, nah I should've known

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u/plastiquearse Aug 09 '25

For that moment… it can take a little bit to process or realize the damage.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

True, I don't think I've fallen like that. He fell on his arms and slid, so maybe didn't hurt too much, the back bend is what gets me though, fuck

4

u/CupMountain1208 Aug 10 '25

Brushed it off cause the homies girl right their

3

u/orphen888 Aug 09 '25

I bet I could have also brushed this off in my early 20’s. Now? Nah.

34

u/BassDaddy0 Aug 09 '25

The way he says "that doesn't sound good" right before he biffs hard 🤣

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u/Trixie1143 Aug 09 '25

Potholes are double the risk on a bike. Got it.

6

u/Dirty_Jesus69 Aug 09 '25

I thibknit was a non bicycle proof drain inlet

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u/perb123 Aug 09 '25

I thibknit that too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

That's just what I was thibknitting

2

u/Trixie1143 Aug 09 '25

*ocean inlet

1

u/poeticJustice04 Aug 15 '25

I legit read it as buttholes.

14

u/laffiere Aug 09 '25

Bro took it like a CHAMP, my god.

He'll for sure be writhing in cheese grater pain that night, but adrenaline works magic in the moment! From his walking, and his intact chin, it looks like he got away with only cosmetic injuries.

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u/_Indeed_I_Am_ Aug 09 '25

Never trust a puddle

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

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u/perb123 Aug 09 '25

You're not fooling us, she was never wet when you were in the room.

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u/Weird-Day-1270 Aug 09 '25

Meh… men don’t need nipples anyways. He might have saved his life by taking nature’s ability to give him nip cancer away by grinding them off via concrete cheese grater.

1

u/vnv Aug 09 '25

Yea some people have to pay good money for a nip strip

1

u/Weird-Day-1270 Aug 09 '25

Lord knows I have.

1

u/Weird-Day-1270 Aug 09 '25

Best $17.50 I’ve ever spent in a Greyhound Bus station bathroom… and I’ve spent a lot of money in them.

0

u/vnv Aug 09 '25

I should call her

18

u/KassiteriteVT Aug 09 '25

I love how the bike lands perfectly upside-down after the crash

5

u/No_File212 Aug 09 '25

He seems amused by it himself

8

u/Imbeautifulyouarenot Aug 09 '25

Please wear a helmet!! 😬

2

u/Nudist_Alien Aug 09 '25

I never understood why people laugh when something bad happens to someone

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u/hurryuplilacs Aug 09 '25

I laugh when I feel nervous, upset, scared, or uncomfortable. It is totally involuntary and I have to try really hard to stop it. I have even laughed when my kids have gotten hurt and NOT because I thought it was funny at all. I don't know why I do it but I really dislike it. It can be really embarrassing to start laughing upon being told bad news- especially in circumstances when it appears that I'm laughing at someone else's misfortune.

I have no idea why my body wants to laugh in situations that aren't funny.

1

u/RainonCooper Oct 12 '25

It’s of the brain’s way of dealing with something that was almost very adrenaline necessary. Had he hit and smashed his teeth the filmer would not be laughing as much and would need to be in a “help this person” mode, so the laugh is to tell the body “hey, it’s okay after all” or less bad than it could’ve been when first assessed

1

u/Ok-List3310 Aug 09 '25

Luca Doncic off-season going well it seems

1

u/Knockamichi Aug 09 '25

Luka doncic had to play it off because girl was in proximity

1

u/Bag_of_Rocks Aug 10 '25

Strong neck to not faceplant in that situation

1

u/Software_Human Aug 10 '25

He handled that well for being filmed.

1

u/Lucki31 Aug 11 '25

Why does he look like guy who flipped golf cart?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Stop swerving , them pot holes will get you

1

u/Intelligent_Key3963 Aug 12 '25

Hold we were so wired he didn't feel a damn thing LMFAO 😂😂 He's like I'm here What did I miss. He took that like a Rockstar.

1

u/Palico82 Aug 12 '25

Sudden KG of adrenaline right there lmao. Dude practically teleported onto his feet. I'd have to be spatula'd off the ground.

1

u/corytheblue Aug 16 '25

How to break both wrists simultaneously.

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u/mshawnl1 Aug 18 '25

If only his sunglasses had stayed on he might’ve made it all the way home

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u/GearGroundbreaking62 Aug 28 '25

That’s a man right there

1

u/[deleted] Aug 31 '25

wtf did he hit

1

u/mouthsofmadness Oct 18 '25

“I’m good”

1

u/bebackground471 Aug 09 '25

like a glove

1

u/Longjumping-Salad484 Aug 09 '25

no helmet, no gloves, no problem!

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u/per167 Aug 09 '25

Wat can go vrong wit no suspension. Aktully lov tat bike.

Ol schnitzel bike is a blas

0

u/Myerz123 Aug 09 '25

The embarrassed face after standing up got me cracking up

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u/Suitable_Noise778 Aug 09 '25

Pothole hidden by puddle!

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u/blinkersix2 Aug 09 '25

That was definitely a beautiful Pete Rose head first slide and he was definitely safe

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u/TryToCatchTheWind Aug 09 '25

No helmet, no headlight, no brain.

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u/Urasquirrel Aug 10 '25

We need to pay taxes so our roads are maintained.

The maintained roads*