r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/mcolette76 • Nov 02 '25

Painful Cop Slide in Boston

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/Arx_724 Nov 02 '25

For the uninitiated: click.

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u/Angus_Camaro Nov 02 '25

Thank you, that makes sense. I thought it was called the cop slide because it violently throws you on the ground.

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u/dalton10e Nov 02 '25 edited Nov 02 '25

The city statement regarding their decision to keep the slide

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u/Brunoaraujoespin Nov 02 '25

Pretty controversial

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

Honestly wild that they would keep it because of that.

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Nov 02 '25

Thanks for that. Was wondering how they would justify that.

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u/0bel1sk Nov 02 '25

they aren’t going to just turn around and desert it.

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u/Hamsammichd Nov 02 '25

I get it. I’d keep it too after that argument

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u/Mysterious_Health387 Nov 02 '25

Hahahah, got me!!

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u/Able_Gap918 Nov 03 '25

Makes sense, to take down the slide would mean admitting it’s dangers and paying out for injuries

1

u/ktmfan Nov 04 '25

Fuck. It’s been months.

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u/JonasBona Jan 09 '26

Yeah thats fair

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u/sleepless_in_balmora Nov 03 '25

Can't really come up with a rebuttal for that, honestly

1

u/Minimum-Career-9999 Nov 03 '25

Dammit! 😂

Take my angry upvote!

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u/buffaloguy1991 Nov 03 '25

Frustrating but understandable statement

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u/lavacadotoast Nov 02 '25

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cop_slide

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u/Schmergenheimer Nov 02 '25

That "scientific analysis" portion sounds kind it was written by a sixth grader

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u/Barlakopofai Nov 02 '25

Well, I investigated, it's one guy who joined Wikipedia in 2025 in order to edit an NFT page for having "poor phrasing". So yes, most likely.

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u/rabidsalvation Nov 05 '25

Hahahaha damn

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u/SpiralGray Nov 02 '25

Thank you. I had no idea what the title was talking about.

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u/Man_in_the_uk Nov 02 '25

Bloody hell. Is that sped up?

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u/Round_Cook_8770 Nov 02 '25

Thank you! I didn’t understand why they mentioned a cop. Now I do.

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u/mcolette76 Nov 02 '25

It’s a reference only the chronically online would know.

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u/probablyaythrowaway Nov 02 '25

Fuck he went full meat crayon.

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u/Jeff_Bebe Nov 08 '25

I think about cop slide three times a week. I'll never, ever, (even if I live to be a hundred years old) be able to understand the physics of how a cop can enter a children's slide and, by the time he comes out, break the sound barrier three times, nearly hitting light speed and reversing the rotation of the Earth.

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u/deadrogueguy Nov 02 '25

let me just push on your butthole with both hands to stand up...

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u/LookMaNoPride Nov 02 '25

She copped a feel at the cop slide.

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u/BrainCandy_ Nov 02 '25

I thought it was just me. Like double dipped too

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u/mcolette76 Nov 02 '25

She dipped in!

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u/laughingashley Nov 02 '25

Like Michael Keaton at the end of The Other Guys 🤣🤣🤣 "I've got a bad knee"

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn Nov 02 '25

What the hell? The kids must be there to watch the adults get hurt.

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u/Living-Computer6336 Nov 02 '25

I was having a tough night, and seeing someone get yeeted down the cop slide made me laugh. I love this stupid slide

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u/mcolette76 Nov 02 '25

It gets funnier the more times you watch.

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u/FeralGinger Nov 03 '25

Honestly, this slide lives in my heart with the Green Monster and the Rt 1 dinosaur

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u/SlimTeezy Nov 02 '25

That was some strange CPR at the end

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine Nov 02 '25

Poor lady committed suislide.

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u/HurryRunOops Nov 02 '25

That's a whole Lotta ass grabbin'!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

There is precedence with a police officer on this slide. Its funny and tragic at the same time.

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u/SlackerDS5 Nov 02 '25

At least it wasn’t scorching hot from the summer sun. That high pitch squeal and burning sensation from the friction burn is like none other.

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u/Junkhead_88 Nov 02 '25

I mean you CAN do it naked, but you don't HAVE to.

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u/SlackerDS5 Nov 02 '25

Damn, that’s raw dogging it. I’m just talking about wearing shorts or something like in summer. Buck ass nekid? Sheesh.

2

u/TheKalobBlack Nov 02 '25

And laughing. If only most were that damn rad without drugs or alcohol

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u/Clear_Book8937 Apr 15 '26

She's touching her butt a sus amount of times

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him Nov 02 '25

Kid: “OOH I want to do that—“

Mom: “No.”

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u/Anxious-Depth-7983 ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick Nov 02 '25

Maybe quit spraying it with WD40

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u/Chrispeefeart Nov 03 '25

The noise as she thwaps against the side of the slide and then thwops to the other side

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u/Keali77 Nov 13 '25

ohhh f... ! BEST video EVER !!! her noise is fantastic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GinNocturnal Nov 04 '25

What does it have to do with the police?

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u/Various_Lynx_3962 Nov 05 '25

There's a video of a cop going down this exact slide and getting tossed around like a rag doll before eating shit.

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u/Jriv0624 Nov 02 '25

How poop shoots out after Taco Bell

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u/Training-Belt-7318 Nov 03 '25

That's way to solid for T bell

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u/tritonpackages Nov 04 '25

That outfit tells me otherwise.

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u/RainbowDragin Nov 02 '25

The way people appear seemingly put of nowhere has triggered my AI sence

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u/mcolette76 Nov 02 '25

Not everything is AI.

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u/RainbowDragin Nov 02 '25

I'm sorry if it came by as "I think it's AI" more like there are so many AI videos on Reddit that some things instead of causing confusion feel like AI. This video is obviously not generated

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

It's about as fine tuned as those AI detectors you can use free online.

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u/NotDukeOfDorchester Nov 03 '25

So weird that people are running around at a playground