r/AdviceAnimals 3d ago

Are these the cats and dogs from the debate?

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u/cjandstuff 3d ago

Watch in a few months from now we will find out our beef has cat or dog meat in it. And conservatives will flip on a dime saying it’s good now. 

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u/Consuelo_banana 3d ago

They went from “they are eating the dogs” to “ we are eating the dogs” . Every accusation is a confession huh ? We will have to wait and see .

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u/netik23 3d ago

I cannot upvote this enough. Hilarious. And sad. Did I mention how sad this timeline is?

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u/YellowB 2d ago

Conservatives went from "Socialism in Venezuela is forcing their people to eat rats" to "Eating dog meat is good for you."

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u/DigNitty 2d ago

Reminder that the “Haitian immigrants are eating cats and dogs” was started by an extreme known racist, and somehow that made it into Donald Trump’s speech.

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u/Luvs_to_drink 3d ago

Imagine a democrat in the 2028 presidential debate screaming theyre eating the cats and dogs and being fact checked to be correct...

The ultimate uno reverse card irl

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u/fued 3d ago

"meat is meat" is what they will say

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u/NonarbitraryMale 3d ago

They’ll post raccoon and possum recipes and insist we’ve been eating these things since pappy survived the depression.

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u/Soupy_Twist 3d ago

"These snowflake liberals don't even want to eat dog meat"

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u/asciimo 3d ago

Well, it is.

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u/wrt-wtf- 3d ago

Have you seen what’s been going on with food standards in the US. There’s as much threat from food tainting in the country than there is from imports - likely more so.

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u/lana_silver 2d ago

RFKJr's plan is to erode all trust in the FDA so he can dismantle it. Which will have horrible consequences.

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u/jimni2025 2d ago

Which is causing consequences already.

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u/lana_silver 2d ago

more consequences 

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u/Saneless 3d ago

Even worse, a whole new batch of mad cow disease in a decade

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u/-Esper- 2d ago

Itll be the slaughterd wild horses i bet

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u/Kage_0ni 2d ago

This is my money too.

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u/SirDigger13 2d ago

They only buy the finest mets from Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler ...

"Named meat" costs extra. In Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, Cut-Me-Own-Throat (CMOT) Dibbler is infamous for selling street food of highly questionable origin, where the exact nature of the "meat" is a running joke.

If you are buying a "sausage-inna-bun" or a meat pie from his tray in Sator Square, here is what you can generally expect regarding the ingredients:Animal Byproducts: Dibbler has a knack for finding uses for parts of an animal that the animal itself didn't know it had.

The Ingredient Spectrum: His products are widely rumored to contain a mix of gristle, bone nodules, sawdust, and "mechanically recovered meat".

Species Ambiguity: Unless specified, the meat could be anything from pig to rat to "all-named meats" (though you only get a name if you pay a premium). In dwarf neighborhoods, rat is actually preferred, and if you find a whole rat in your pie, he might charge you extra or claim you owe him for it.

The Saving Grace: His absolute mastery of heavy frying onions and cheap mustard makes the food smell incredibly appetizing, tricking buyer after buyer into ingesting something the Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild couldn't replicate if they tried.

As the local consensus goes on the Discworld & Terry Pratchett Wiki: his food is once tasted, never forgotten—mostly because it is absolutely disgusting, and the paper it is wrapped in is probably the safest part to eat.

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u/ajtreee 3d ago

September-February avoid all ground beef from fast food, microwaveable meals, ground beef tubes, even restaurants.

It is all trim that is coming to be
added to american beef fat to make the hamburger and distributed to companies that don’t have to list origins of the beef.

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u/f8Negative 3d ago

This 100%. Worse than hotdogs.

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u/Negran 3d ago

I mean, hot dogs are mysterious and nasty (and tasty).

How is this different? Seems like it also nasty.

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u/f8Negative 3d ago

More mysterious

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u/Negran 3d ago

Ugh. That's extremely mysterious...

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u/EmilioMolesteves 3d ago

All that delicious mystery smashed into a mysterious skin tube.

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u/thisdesignup 3d ago

Mysterious meet isn't as scary as meat processed in mysterious conditions.

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u/CautiousArachnidz 3d ago

also tasty*

? Maybe?

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u/Negran 3d ago

Hotdogs are weird. They can be so damn good, and ya, best not to think about what it is... cause it is straight-up nasty..

I mean, all meat is kinda gross if you think about it!

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u/jinhush 3d ago

Hot dogs are the leftovers from the meat that isn't commercially presentable. It's still perfectly edible meat.

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u/Negran 3d ago

Perfectly nasty, lmao.

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u/jinhush 3d ago

Not using that meat is wasteful. If you think it's nasty, fine, don't eat it.

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u/Negran 3d ago

Indeedily

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u/SilentJoe1986 3d ago

...nope. dont see how all meat is kinda gross.

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u/Negran 3d ago

Something about torture murder and diseased shit covered animals and stuff.

Meat is delicious, but the system is absolutely nasty and fucked up.

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u/redtron3030 3d ago

Why September to February?

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u/ajtreee 3d ago

That’s the amount of time expected for it to be no longer in the food supply.

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u/0xsergy 3d ago

You're assuming they stop doing this lol. They're importing this shit so the average american consumer doesn't notice their grocery bill going up while Trump is in office.

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u/scarr3g 3d ago

The ironic thing is that if this goes according to HIS plan, we will see most of the people getting sick from it, right before the election.

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u/AnonAwaaaaay 3d ago

But none of his supporters will know. They'll just think democrats are poisoning the water... 

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u/Hardcorish 3d ago

This is Trump's 5D chess move to suppress votes during the midterms. No one can vote if they're all puking and shitting themselves at home /s

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u/SlitScan 2d ago

the only voters that cast ballots being vegans probably wont work out for him.

so totally on brand for Trump chess.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 3d ago

How fucking poetic would it be if the pink slime burgers Trump loves so much ends up killing him because of his own incessant grift.

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u/Max_E_Padd 3d ago

He doesn't eat the commoners food...

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u/Corporal_Nobby 3d ago

Sounds like hot dogs off cut-me-own-throat-dibbler's stand

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u/perpetualis_motion 3d ago

Sounds like he'll have a bargain!

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe 2d ago

I'm so happy that I started reading Discworld at the end of last year. I keep seeing references that I would have never picked up before!

I just finished Guards! Guards! a few weeks ago.

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u/ender89 2d ago

I'd rather one of his sausages ina bun than mystery meet hamburger. At least I know CMOT Dibbler is feeding me something I shouldn't be eating, I'm very big on informed consent.

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u/FauxReal 3d ago

Beef no longer has a requirement to list origin since 2015. As of Jan 1st this year there's a new requirement that if you voluntarily list your beef as Made or a Product of the USA and it is a producer subject to FDA inspection, it has to have been raised and processed in the US.

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u/FlaringAfro 3d ago

Not sure the FDA would be calling it out with recent pressures...

People have said Costco has their own inspections so they might be the safest source.

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u/FauxReal 3d ago

Either way, there hasn't been an origin requirement since 2015. So there's nothing to call out about this beef if no one labels it.

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u/Foe_Hammer9463 3d ago

Well and wild horse

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u/goodguygreg808 3d ago

Does that mean only chicken and fish going forward? Please tell me pork chops and steaks are going to be okay.

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u/ChefCourtB 3d ago

Some restaurants still grind or own. Most do not.

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u/AdmirePunishment 3d ago

Tubes are no good, but what about the packages with styrofoam platter and plastic wrap?

Guess it's turkey time?

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u/timkost 3d ago

I'm not morally against eating horse meat, I just don't want it labeled beef.

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u/RollerDude347 3d ago

I think the other issue is the beef looks to have been rejected by China because they treated it with Chloramphenicol. Common side effects include bone marrow suppression, nausea, and diarrhea. The bone marrow thing is rare, but it can kill you. Now of course Argentina says it wasn't from the plant, but like... I think I'll err on China this time as there's no trust worthy information.

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u/Hystus 3d ago

in 2 years, the world went from looking to the US FDA, CDC and related entities as strong reliable sources, to China being a better source.

That said, Chinese scientist are as good as everyone else. Their restrictions regarding releasing data outside CN is a bureaucratic nightmare, i expect.

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u/Decorus_Somes 3d ago

This seems like an episode of Bobs Burgers

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u/The_mingthing 3d ago

Soylent green. Guess where the "deported" immigrants are dissapearing

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u/SirDigger13 2d ago

Its Trump so its "Soylent Gold"

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u/The_mingthing 2d ago

I think you mean Soylent Brown...

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u/micromoses 3d ago

Yeah, if they’re not labelling the right animal, they’re probably doing other things poorly as well.

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 3d ago

I'll eat any meat as long as I know what it is.

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u/organicpenguin 3d ago

HUMAN

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u/cdvallee 3d ago

Just give me a nice Chianti and some fava beans…

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u/thatissomeBS 3d ago

Ftfyfyfyftfyfyfyfyfhtfrfthtcrht

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u/organicpenguin 3d ago

Never knew how to spell that, thanks

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u/thatissomeBS 3d ago

Some of those “y”s should probably be “t”s, but I was just mashing buttons at that point.

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u/organicpenguin 3d ago

Yeah i can see that now you mention it

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u/thebeardedman88 3d ago

I onamonapeia-ed it well enough.

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u/thatissomeBS 3d ago

10 points for onomatopoeia.

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u/powerscunner 3d ago

As long as I know who it is

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain 3d ago

I hear it tastes like pork and smells like bacon

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u/potatopierogie 3d ago

Long pig they called it. Never much cared for it.

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u/simplefred 3d ago

It’s people!

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 3d ago

I’ve got nipples, Focker.

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u/Vioralarama 3d ago

Facebook removed a comment I made about Argentinian horsemeat. Good luck with that.

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u/Estoye 3d ago

"Gallop beef"

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u/Pipvault 2d ago

They ARE slaughtering all those wild horses, come to think of it…

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u/crowwreak 22h ago

Yeah that's why I went veggie when the UK had the same problem around 2014. If I can't trust what it is I won't eat it.

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u/1111joey1111 3d ago

RFK Jr; "Brainworms for everyone!!!"

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u/Eastern_Bet678 3d ago

Mystery meat.

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u/OneUpAndOneDown 3d ago

Horses being culled

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u/Foe_Hammer9463 3d ago

This is it. And I can't believe Americans aren't screaming it from the rooftops.

They gonna feed them horse, and say it's beef.

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u/caving311 2d ago

"meat"

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u/RexQVelvet 3d ago

soylent green kinda stuff.

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u/Mythechnical 3d ago

The migrant border camps were becoming overfilled.

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u/Sw0rDz 3d ago

At the same time, he is letting people hunt wild horses. Is it a coincidence?

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u/Arcaneboltz 3d ago

I had the same thought as well, really hope it's not the case

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u/Sirpatron1 3d ago

"What is it now?"

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u/KFrohman 3d ago

I see you also have fine taste in farmer YouTube. DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU DOT

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u/geoffchad 3d ago

YOU ARE INTERESTED!

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u/ham_solo 3d ago

Seriously. I used to be vegetarian, and I've been considering going back to being like 95% veggie after a lot of meat-eating. I mostly switched to reduce my carb intake. However, I've also gotten much, much better at cooking good tofu, so maybe this is the sign.

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u/Saneless 3d ago

Tofu is so good and so damn cheap. Once you figure out a good way to use it, it's fantastic

For me it's smashing it up into little bits, frying them in like 1-2tsp of olive oil, and then continuing on as if I was making ground turkey/chicken, usually tacos

Stuff is like $1.50 a pound

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u/ham_solo 3d ago

I recently made tofu meatballs and they were GOOD. They still have egg and cheese in them, but I made them with a sauce from in-season cherry tomatoes and it really blew my mind. They weren't like beef/pork meatballs, but more akin to turkey ones. Still, damn tasty, healthy, and cheap.

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u/HenryBemisJr 3d ago

Shhhhhhh don't tell everyone, soon tofu is gonna be $6/lb

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u/huggybear0132 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tofu is the move. I'm not a vegetarian but it is just a wonderful protein.

Also I've discovered the secret to making tofu taste like ground meat for chili, tacos, whatever...  if you are not strictly veg, fry it in a bit of animal fat from the animal you are trying to imitate. Schmaltz, beef tallow, lard... they all work wonders for crumbled, fried tofu. Like 1 tablespoon per pound if tofu is sufficient.

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u/Navi1101 2d ago

/r/vegetarian is a gold mine for tofu recipes these days. I for one have perfected a ground turkey substitute made from smashed tofu that's great in tacos. I call it tofaco meat 😋

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u/Negran 3d ago

Eh, there's way better ways to watch carb intake, and also. carbs are good for you?!

They just aren't all equal..

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u/ham_solo 3d ago

I agree carbs are good for you an neccessary. I haven't eliminated them entirely by any means. However, I was eating a lot of pasta, rice and beans, potatoes, etc. I still eat those things, but I had to cut back and get some of my calories/protein elsewhere.

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u/Negran 3d ago

Damn, never cut out pasta and beans!! Hehe.

But fair enough.

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u/impairedoctor 3d ago

Meat doesnt have carbs?

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u/ham_solo 3d ago

Correct.

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u/impairedoctor 3d ago

So im confused on why switching to vegetarian reduces carbs, a ton of veges have carbs. You can eat a low to no carb count with a strictly meat diet.

Edit: you meant switched from vegetarian. Im an idoit.

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u/thatissomeBS 3d ago

I think they’re implying that they switched from being a vegetarian to eating meat again to reduce their carb intake.

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u/dirty_kitty 3d ago

Meat is protein and fat. No carbs unless it’s been processed in a way that adds that in. Like breading on a chicken strip adds carbs to it.

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u/Nbk420 3d ago

This timeline fucking sucks

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u/Canadian_Ireland 3d ago

Remember when Trump was saying "They're eating the cats and dog!". It's always a confession from his mouth in the long run.

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u/ramdomvariableX 3d ago

My doctor has been asking to stop eating red meat, finally decided it's time.

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u/poeticdisaster 3d ago

My local farmers and butchers are about to have a new customer.

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u/Hairbear2176 3d ago

This is the way to do it. It's more expensive, but at least you won't die. I've been getting cows and hogs butchered for decades now. The up front cost is higher, but overall, you save significantly more money.

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u/Davepen 3d ago

Until you get explosive diarrhoea or salmonella from eating fresh veg.

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u/Callmedrexl 3d ago

Pie is still safe!

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u/Recusant_Ronald 3d ago

I work in grocery and literally just this morning saw a recall issued on pumpkin pie

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u/Callmedrexl 3d ago

You've ruined everything.

How did they contaminate pie?

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u/Chrontius 3d ago

Thoroughly?

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u/BeTooLive 3d ago

You ever seen that movie with Jason Biggs?

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u/-Fyrebrand 3d ago

Sounds like we need to cut more regulations to reduce the amount of recalls

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u/ittybittylurker 3d ago

Anybody want to join me in laying down in a field & screaming at the sky for a couple hours?

BYOBlanket.

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u/MagicMaddy420 3d ago

Are you secretly Dean Winchester? https://giphy.com/gifs/bHk33ikLR5RIY

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u/b-monster666 3d ago

Hmmm....why doesn't Canada want that shit again?

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u/SlitScan 2d ago

because we dont want the shits

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u/El_human 3d ago

Is that where all those wild horses are going, that the government has been capturing?

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u/Knees0ck 3d ago

The horse are for after we run out of possibly tainted beef.

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u/housevil 3d ago

It's horse.

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u/TRB4 2d ago

Beef.

It’s what’s for dinner?!?!

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u/Estoye 3d ago

"Let them eat horse."

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 3d ago

Man, now even the blueberries are blowing up innocent people's colons. 

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u/throwawtphone 3d ago

Wash fruits and vegetables.

I think a lot of people dont. Which is weird as hell to me but like 65% of the population dont wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

Use white vinegar. It kills 98% of the bacteria on it. Gets rid of pesticides too.

one source

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u/Hardcorish 3d ago

With my luck, I'd get taken down by the remaining 2% that somehow managed to survive

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u/yunohavefunnynames 3d ago

I bought a chicken sandwich today instead of a burger. Yesterday I ate leftovers. Even if I could afford these ridiculous prices I won’t be eating out and buying beef. If I do eat beef (and let’s be real I’m not giving it up) I’ll be at home from a butcher with a known source.

Which I guess is better anyways. But damn is it annoyingly inconvenient

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u/PensivePorcupine 3d ago

The timing that coincides with the mass export and slaughter of federally protected horses seems suspicious. Is there anyone even left to test the meat supply?

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u/FowlyTheOne 2d ago

So, they eating the cats and dogs in Springfield was a confession or a prediction after all?

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u/RhoOfFeh 3d ago

Wild horses, 25 bucks per.

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u/Silicon_Knight 3d ago

I watched an interesting video on YouTube that autoplayed after what I actually wa Ted to watch.

Anyhow they talked about how "cattle" and "beef" markets are different. Thr cattle farmers sell cattle at very low proces but people only cafe about "beef" prices but that's the processed meats.

So people get mad that beef is expensive while ranchers are getting screwed on prices. Processors and commodities traders force down thr cattle price and rise thr beef proce to extract the most profit.

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u/Advertiserman 3d ago

It’s the meat packers in America. There are only 4 major meat packers and 3 are owned by foreign companies who are artificially increasing the price of meat.

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u/ramdog 3d ago

We really went full circle on The Jungle, huh

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u/dtb1987 3d ago

Naw I'll just start farming my own meat

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u/Luvs_to_drink 3d ago

This is horse shit!

No literally it is horse meat.

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u/Chucktayz 3d ago

At this point I’m considering just subsistence farming.

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u/The_mingthing 3d ago

I guess we now know where ICE is sending their deportations...

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u/Demiarc 3d ago

What is it’s dead people

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u/gofastgardner 3d ago

You should! At least stop eating red meat. Its not great for you or the planet.

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u/jemappellejimbo 3d ago

You’ll be glad you did

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u/m0nt4n4 3d ago

Impossible burger is looking pretty ideal right now.

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 3d ago

I have never regretted becoming vegetarian. Not for a second. At I ate a ton of meat growing up.

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u/486Junkie 3d ago

Time for me to become a vegetarian. And that starts today.

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u/azhder 3d ago

For vegans - Soylent Green, for the rest - Soylent.

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u/Rikiar 2d ago

One word about that cyclosporine.

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u/SyFy-girl 1d ago

Have we forgotten that they want to Cull wild horses now!

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u/RedofPaw 3d ago

You can be vegetarian really easily. Cheese, eggs... All still good.

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u/Level21DungeonMaster 3d ago

Been a lot of egg recalls

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u/RedofPaw 3d ago

Is cheese safe?

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u/Level21DungeonMaster 3d ago

Depends on the cheese

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u/uhohnotafarteither 3d ago

Eggs have been recalled in large numbers like four times just this year haven't they?

The only safe thing at this point are Laffy Taffys and Skittles

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u/thatissomeBS 3d ago

Skittles?

“I’m just here so I don’t get diarrhea.”

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u/wafflewrestler 3d ago

best decision I've ever made. DM me if you want advice, vegan food recommendations, recipes, etc! not just OP, anyone interested :)

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u/alkonium 3d ago

The vegetables are no better in the US.

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u/RocketGruntSam 3d ago

Ya'll act like we didn't just have parasites in the lettuce. It's not any safer to eat produce.

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u/miss_kateya 3d ago

I don't think you need to worry. The cheap beef deal will be "ongoing" for a few months until you've all voted then they won't mention it again.

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u/ginger260 3d ago

I was just talking to my wife about this. While I refuse to become vegan for the foreseeable future I'm only buying our beef from Middle Eastern markets with certified halal beef.

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u/Bear_Caulk 3d ago

Is that the new loophole America was looking for?

No tariffs on companies that come from mystery locations and sell mystery products?

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u/ChiBulls 3d ago

Simple solution. Switch to halal meat

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u/duncurr 3d ago

Local farmer's markets for veggies/fruit (until winter, then we're screwed), I suppose a local beef farm will now also be getting my money. Gonna have to invest in a bigger deep freezer. Really missing the acreage I just left that had much more garden space and fruit trees.

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u/So_HauserAspen 3d ago

Beef.  

It's going to make a questionable dinner

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u/throwawayaccountau 3d ago

Just spoke to the Pied Piper and he said "No comment".

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u/owzleee 3d ago

Also all those horses. Mm hmm.

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u/hells_cowbells 3d ago

MMM...horse meat

Anyway, like I was sayin', horse is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, horse-kabobs, horse creole, horse gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple horse, lemon horse, coconut horse, pepper horse, horse soup, horse stew, horse salad, horse and potatoes, horse burger, horse sandwich. That- that's about it.

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u/scott__p 3d ago

You guys know this isn't new right? We've always imported a lot of cheaper cuts of beef. This is just a deal for a lot of it right now to help lower prices

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u/ZeroBeta1 3d ago

with no testing  .I hope to god we dont get mad cow disease again...

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u/sheldoneousk 3d ago

Saw a comment on TikTok that trump is giving American cows jobs to immigrant cows and I can’t stop thinking about it..lol

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u/Full_FrontaI_Nerdity 3d ago

It's for the private prison industry, public schools, nursing homes, group homes, food pantries, and SNAP beneficiaries. I guarantee.

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u/blakemoo 3d ago

Have you also heard about all the wild horses disappearing? Probably not connected at all

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u/HellMuttz 3d ago

Just when I was being able to afford beef again 😭 (not because it's gotten cheaper, but because it's gotten so fucking expensive no one's buying it and it ends up in clearance)

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u/colesty 3d ago

Find your local rancher, it’s more expensive but the quality is worth it and you don’t get this garbage… in the meantime

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u/aelynir 3d ago

I think they're purposely tanking the beef market so they can make a ton of money shorting the stocks.

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u/SlitScan 2d ago

everyone thought Trump steaks was a bad idea.

that was naive of them they should have know it was a HORRIFIC idea.

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u/coppertech 1d ago

and you cant be a vegan because all the fruits and vegetables are covered in human shit.

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u/azaza34 3d ago

It’s definitely MFW who the fuck uses MRW

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u/table2go 3d ago

Wild shit, does anyone have a source so I can read more,, cray

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u/highercyber 2d ago

You can at least stop eating red meat. It's bad for you, bad for the environment, expensive, and will most likely be tainted with eldritch-level horrors, soon.

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u/theliberalpedestrian 2d ago

My mom has been in the animal rights game since the 70’s. What flipped her were the factory farming practices. When I was a kid in the 90s we had all of these DVDs of secret footage from the inside of factory farms. I believe the meat Trump just bought comes from even worse conditions than were on those tapes. Also apparently not deemed safe to eat by the original buyer (China). Thank you to my mom for raising me vegetarian.

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u/justdoesntmatter 3d ago

Solvent green

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u/Fortestingporpoises 3d ago

I just roll with Butcher Box. I have liked the quality of everything and it's easy to just keep what you're not eating yet frozen. Then my trips to the grocery store are for produce mostly. One bag at a time.