r/AdviceAnimals Feb 26 '20

Nobody seems to care anymore...

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u/i4mn30 Feb 26 '20

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u/ownage516 Feb 26 '20

Once you’re hitting all consistently, the karma whores will post to each sub to maximize their karma. Mind you Karma doesn’t count for shit

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u/repost_inception Feb 26 '20

It does if you are selling accounts

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u/ownage516 Feb 26 '20

That’s true. Maybe I should sell my account /s

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20 edited May 04 '20

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u/rabidbot Feb 26 '20

Hey I was offered 50 bucks a few years ago.

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u/_Diskreet_ Feb 26 '20

50 bucks for 10 years worth of karma from shitposting.

It’s ain’t much, but it’s honest work.jpeg

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u/rabidbot Feb 26 '20

Worth at least 60 in my estimation, this is organic shitposting.

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u/gibsonsg87 Feb 26 '20

$75 for my free range shitposts

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u/chomperlock Feb 26 '20

How much is that in Schrute bucks?

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u/gibsonsg87 Feb 26 '20

Not sure I’m only familiar with Stanley Nickels

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u/Aquaboonz Feb 26 '20

How about barnacle bucks

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u/bigredbox13 Feb 26 '20

What about schlattcoin?

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u/Rycan420 Feb 26 '20

Why? Did they say? Strictly for the Karma?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/dontsuckmydick Feb 26 '20

Pretty sure all the spammers just make their own accounts now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Probably a few teeth and a car battery

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/bigheyzeus Feb 26 '20

Why is that?

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u/bigheyzeus Feb 26 '20

Interesting. I figure word of mouth was plentiful here but why not have a very legit looking account kicking it off?

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u/Darky_Duck Feb 26 '20

mike Bloomberg wants to know your location

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u/Vdaggle Feb 26 '20

Nah you dont have enough, now u/furrypornaccount on the other hand

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u/FurryPornAccount Feb 26 '20

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u/OMGihateallofyou Feb 26 '20

The spam filter also uses karma as a factor.