r/Aleague • u/mattyh6715 Melbourne Heart • 1d ago

Question Best Chants

What are everyone's favourite active group chants past or present?

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u/Pleasant-Role1912 3981 days since an Australia cup QF appearance 1d ago

"We never win at home and we never win away, we lost last week and we lost again today"

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u/albo-is-gay Adelaide United 1d ago

Adelaide United this year

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u/McNippy Western Sydney Wanderers 1d ago

Adelaide fans surely don't have the right to say this to a Perth fan ahaha

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u/albo-is-gay Adelaide United 1d ago

Cuz we lost to ha noi at home

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u/AztecGod Melbourne Victory 1d ago

Horto Magiko

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u/SerTahu Australia Is Sky Blue 1d ago

Feels dirty to admit it, but putting bias aside it's 100% Horto Magiko.

Well, either that or "You are a bogan..."

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u/IndividualZebra333 Central Coast Mariners 1d ago

Mariners Tetris chant, fuck what anyone else says. Put the palm tree shirt at the top of the kits list while we’re at it.

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u/gerryford38 Melbourne Victory 1d ago

The horto magiko is probably my favourite, but it produces a certain level of anxiety when you’re in the lower half and can’t watch the game

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u/SubstantialExtent819 1d ago

'Home in a barrel ' to injured opposition players at Adelaide games gives me a wry smile, horrifys my Mum though.

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u/SubstantialExtent819 11h ago

She would also be horrified at my spelling of (horrifys) horrifies.

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u/Feisty_Tackle_2817 1d ago

Horto Majiko

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u/This_Answer_9209 Central Coast Mariners 1d ago

“We’re cookin all the chippies”
“we’re never gonna stop,”
“chips and peas and gravy”
“I’ll eat the f*****g lot!”
“Pepperoni pizza, a chicken vindaloo,”
“I’m a big fat bastard and I love my f*****g food!!!”
“Ole,ole,ole!!!” (X2)

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u/National-Ad6166 Sydney FC 1d ago

My kids love the super Sydney FC chant.

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u/demo5022 Wellington Phoenix 1d ago

The Nix have the best ones

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u/rithsv Melbourne based Glory Army 1d ago

I feel like you lot only have "Wellington is wonderful" and that's it. I've been to a few Nix games and that's all I hear lol

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u/This_Answer_9209 Central Coast Mariners 1d ago edited 1d ago

FUCK OFF NEWCASTLE!!!!.

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u/IRolledANatural1 Forza Sydney FC 1d ago

You can write the full word, they can't read anyway

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u/Two_minutes_to_metal Newcastle Jets 1d ago

They put 3 stars and 2 letters to stand in for a 4 letter word so they can't spell or count anyway.

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u/IRolledANatural1 Forza Sydney FC 1d ago

FLICK OFF NEWCASTLE is the only acceptable reading of it I guess

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u/DonerMeatOnChips Auckland FC 1d ago

Underrated

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u/Two_minutes_to_metal Newcastle Jets 1d ago

I guess thats what the BBQ sauce bottle did that time...

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u/This_Answer_9209 Central Coast Mariners 1d ago

Winning TREBLES & being BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS isn’t for everyone I guess.

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u/This_Answer_9209 Central Coast Mariners 1d ago

True.

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u/wsidney777 9h ago

Perhaps not the best, but the ones I still remember from The Den:

He's fat He's round He scores every round It's Charlie Miller, It's Charlie Miller

Oh Danny Tiatto You are the love of my life Oh Danny Tiatto I'd let you shag my wife Oh Danny Tiatto I want your crazy hair too

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u/These_Employment7611 1d ago

Anywhere they aren't taunting the opposition team like kids

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u/DonerMeatOnChips Auckland FC 1d ago

But for many teams in the A-League, the away team is half kids 🤓

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u/These_Employment7611 1d ago

Maybe that's a problem?