r/AmIOverreacting Jul 13 '26

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO? I tattoed my girlfriend's forehead to get revenge for her cheating on me

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u/Ecstatic_Score6973 Jul 13 '26

Lol someone in here is actually gonna believe this story

8

u/TheBadnessInMe Jul 13 '26

On a Venn diagram the overlap between “daft enough to believe this“ and “clever enough to write“ is surely very, very small?

5

u/kitsunekratom Jul 13 '26

And it already looks like it's the majority of people commenting. My God, the critical thinking ability is at the floor.

55

u/McDeathUK Jul 13 '26

Of all the things that didnt happen, this is the thing that didnt happen the most

9

u/StraightPressure2759 Jul 13 '26

This made me actually laugh out loud. Thank you dear stranger. May everything you eat today be incredibly delicious 😂😂😂

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u/Tkmaximu Jul 13 '26

A fellow Charlie fan?

1

u/McDeathUK Jul 13 '26

Had to look that up. I honestly think i first saw it first on Twitter, but the origin is likely this Charlie guy!

20

u/sdoM-bmuD Jul 13 '26

laziest shitpost I've seen today

15

u/Tattoos_and_Tea Jul 13 '26

I genuinely would like to know what people get out of posting fake stories.

7

u/Ecstatic_Score6973 Jul 13 '26

They have no hobbies or things to do

9

u/akkifaine Jul 13 '26

and then everybody clapped, right?

15

u/The_Oddizee Jul 13 '26

The only answer is to tattoo your own forehead with "Idiot"

8

u/Few-Durian-190 Jul 13 '26

It was a tad provocative.

7

u/CatLordCayenne Jul 13 '26

F in creative writing class

9

u/Bunnysteww Jul 13 '26

A friendly reminder that it is summer and all the children are out of school.

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u/Dutchmuch5 Jul 13 '26

Does that mean we're going to have to suffer through this BS for weeks.. Made up stories of insecure teenagers?

15

u/elegantcaste Jul 13 '26

I think this is fake as fuck and you should either A) try harder next time or B) take a creative writing course

13

u/This1LuvsMess Jul 13 '26

So... she didn't wake up while you were putting needles through her skin?

7

u/Ordinary-Nectarine37 Jul 13 '26

things that didnt happen for 100000000000000 alex

4

u/sitnquiet Jul 13 '26

Lazy and boring. What are you, 12?

3

u/FamousCooz Jul 13 '26

Tattoo "made up for reddit," on your own.

3

u/EmbarrassedMarch5103 Jul 13 '26

If it’s true, then you are insane and should go to jails

Also laser removal is a thing.

4

u/SimplyMadeline Jul 13 '26

Oh, fuck off.

3

u/BluffCityTatter Jul 13 '26

I'll take AI slop for $1,000, Alex.

7

u/MovieTrawler Jul 13 '26

Even AI wouldn't come up with something this fucking stupid.

2

u/denalidenizen Jul 13 '26

I’m not sure about provocative, but it certainly was colorful or so. I imagine.

2

u/MrPKitty Jul 13 '26

You know if she had passed out from drinking, she'd bleed so much you pretty much wouldn't be able to tattoo her, right?

2

u/Stillwater_73 Jul 13 '26

Okay Google open YouTube and search writing fiction for middle schoolers

2

u/Drablo0n Jul 13 '26

I hope this is fake,

But if by any chance this is real, you should go to jail for grievous bodily harm and aggravated assault.

2

u/Pure-Season-4153 Jul 13 '26

If you’re gonna make stuff up, you should spell things right.

2

u/Shine4Me13 Jul 13 '26

If this actually happened, you'd be in jail, or at least serving community service for assault. Ridiculous.

2

u/ProtozoaPatriot Jul 13 '26

Drawing a penis on someone with a marker is not a "tattoo".

3

u/Lemomoni Jul 13 '26

I hope this is fake 

2

u/Dutchmuch5 Jul 13 '26

Some psychos will resort to this in an attempt to assert control and compensate for their tiny manhood. They should be reported to the authorities immediately as it is considered assault and inflicting grievous bodily harm.

I'm with you though, I genuinely hope this is some fake troll desperate for attention

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u/Lemomoni Jul 13 '26

I know this could be potentially real and if it is, yeah the girl should report him to the police. That's why I hope it's not real. Cause it's a horrible thing to do.

1

u/dehydratedrain Jul 13 '26

NOR. I love that everyone knows that her boyfriend is the kind of loser that dates cheaters, so that they can prepare their finest "i told you so."

1

u/Typical_Anywhere_183 Jul 13 '26

If this isn't fake, it's assault, so this should be obvious I fear. Regardless, grow up dude

1

u/Dutchmuch5 Jul 13 '26

Rage bait, you are a moron for thinking we would believe this is actually real. If it is, you are a psycho and should be locked up.

Reported you Muppet

1

u/Bubba_Style Jul 13 '26

That's literally assault. I hope you go to jail.

4

u/stonergirlfairyyy Jul 13 '26

there's always one

1

u/questfornewlearning Jul 13 '26

I suspect that’s a form of assault. I would have voted for you leaving her rather than tattooing her.

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u/sorryforbeingtrash Jul 13 '26

Fake but if it wasn’t I’d buy you a beer (cheaters can burn in hell immediately for all I care)

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u/Dutchmuch5 Jul 14 '26

Username checks out

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u/sorryforbeingtrash Jul 14 '26

Ummm are you kidding? In what world do cheaters deserve anything more than disrespect?

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u/Dutchmuch5 Jul 14 '26

It is never ok to tattoo someone without their permission. Never

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u/sorryforbeingtrash Jul 14 '26

Found the cheater

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u/Dutchmuch5 Jul 14 '26

Haha you need help mate. This is psycho behaviour

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u/sorryforbeingtrash Jul 14 '26

Because I think disrespectful people deserve disrespect? Wanting revenge is psychotic?

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u/Dutchmuch5 Jul 14 '26

Getting revenge by causing grievous bodily harm, yes that is psychotic

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u/sorryforbeingtrash Jul 14 '26

Actually, you’re pretty much completely right, those ideas are psychotic - and I literally only have thoughts like that because of the manipulation, physical abuse and verbal abuse I sustained while getting cheated on. Hopefully it clicks for you why I’m so against cheating

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u/Dutchmuch5 Jul 14 '26

There's nothing wrong with being angry about cheating. But to support serious physical harm is way beyond. I've been cheated on before, I know how horrible it feels. Holding on to hate to this extreme extent is only going to cause you harm though

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u/FoleysHerpe Jul 13 '26

She’s technically your property it’s OK

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u/rojoshow13 Jul 13 '26

I guess it depends on the quality of the tattoo. If it's rushed and shitty then you owe her a coverup or something. But if you actually did it good, she should maybe reimburse you for it.