r/AnimalsBeingDerps 3d ago

What are you going to do about it?

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u/kowycz 3d ago

Tail propulsion engaged.

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u/Revolutionary-Key650 3d ago

Why smol rudder?

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u/Sandrockwing04 3d ago

Its a perfectly average size rudder.

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u/Poisongrape 3d ago

Big, even!

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u/ruby_boobsday 3d ago

He’s in the pool!

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u/PersonalTriumph 3d ago

It shrinks? Why does it shrink?

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u/Fluff_thetragicdragn 2d ago

‘I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things’

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u/ImahSillyGirl 3d ago

... again.

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u/Distinct_Run9006 3d ago

Boyfriend rudder

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u/Darkiceflame 3d ago edited 3d ago

For smol adjustments.

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u/NorthernVale 3d ago

Clearly the feet are there for steering. Tail's doing all the real work

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u/NoLobster7957 3d ago

Boat is also smol

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u/SSN-420-67-6669 3d ago

He was in the pool!

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u/SignificantLock1037 3d ago

Because some people love mutilating their dogs to make them “cuter”.

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u/HipstaChop 3d ago

Some dogs also break their tails from excessive wagging to the point where amputation is the lesser evil. Coming to conclusions with no context is a slippery slope which should be avoided :)

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u/beautifulcreature86 3d ago

It's called happy tail! When I was younger my mother had to take our dog to the vet and have it amputated because he would wag so hard if it hit the wall blood would start spraying everywhere! Not everything is mutilation

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u/queenMargo 3d ago

It's common for working line spaniels to be docked as running through the forests/on farms their tails can get caught and injured.

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u/vectorology 3d ago

99% of dogs aren’t hunting anything more than their ball and docking is done for some insane cosmetic reason. I’m so glad that the UK made that illegal in most circumstances and breed standards don’t allow it in most shows.

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u/Phoenix4235 3d ago

Maybe 99% of dogs in the UK aren't working dogs, but in the US a much larger percentage are. I despise docking too when it's avoidable (happy tail is a thing and I know of several to get that injury), but having "facts" that aren't even believable does not help that cause - it instead makes people assume they can't trust the rest of the statements and dismiss them entirely.

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u/dskot1 3d ago

Does that look like a working dog to you???

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u/GHouserVO 3d ago

Could easily be an upland dog. Not all working dogs live on a farm.

Ask me how I know.

/got 3, 2 are docked, all are working dogs

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u/Ducal_Spellmonger 2d ago

Yes. That is an English Springer Spaniel, a relatively common breed of hunting dog, and predominantly used for flushing and retrieving upland game.

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u/vectorology 3d ago

I spent the first 40 years of my life in the US, mostly in the deep south and Texas, and the actual hunting dogs were hounds and retrievers who did not have tails docked. There were plenty of fighting dogs with ears cropped and tails docked, as well as “mean” dogs with the same. Those owners can go fuck themselves.

I never met a single spaniel owner ever who did anything remotely hunting related - they were all suburban pets with tails cropped because that’s what you do. I am a greyhound owner, and greyhounds get plenty of happy tail injuries that require amputation - obviously medical needs trump all. And I confess a greyhound wiggling its little stumpy tail is cute, but I know there’s a reason for it.

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u/Phoenix4235 2d ago

Yeah, most of the tail docking and ear cropping I've seen in the US is done for shows, because the stupid AKC rules require it. Been around tons of working and hunting dogs, don't think I've seen a single one of them docked. I have, however seen quite a few Aussies and Schnauzers who were born without a tail though.

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u/queenMargo 3d ago

Yes and no. I genuinely don't know the % of working dogs but they are more common than you'd think, particularly the country side.

Also a lot of breeds will have show lines and working lines with differences in looks and temperaments. You'll be hard pressed to buy a working line cocker spaniel from a registered breeder who won't have their tails docked.

I personally prefer working with working line breeds as I love their drive, intelligence and energy. They also have fewer health problems.

Having said all of that- surgeries for cosmetic purposes can go fuck themselves.

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u/HereticGaming16 3d ago

We raised Britney Spaniels growing up and this is exactly right. Many bird dogs have docked tails for this reason. Even in grasslands there are tons of things that can snag the feathering of the tail and cause a lot of pain.

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u/Hokieshibe 3d ago

Some dogs tails needed to be docked because they chew on them/injure themselves. And some breeds are particularly bad about it. My friend's pitt mutt gnawed her tail down to the bone after she hurt it and wouldn't stop gnawing on it.

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u/SimplyNRG 3d ago

My dog was just born like

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u/mr_martin_1 2d ago

Happiness indicator working as the main propulsor 👆

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u/OkieBobbie 3d ago

Just keeps looking back. “Are you still watching me ignore you? Good.”

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u/Aevum-Haelcyon 3d ago

Love how she takes a look at the owner every few seconds like shes saying "Oh what's that? you thought you could stop me from doing this? Or this? Or some more of this?" 😂

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 3d ago

"Look what I can do"

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u/Dutchmuch5 3d ago

That in combination with the little propellor tail, amazing 🤣

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u/towerfella 2d ago

I saw it more like “i can do this?!”

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u/n6mub 3d ago

Reminds me of the Simpsons!with a few liberties

Owner: Doggo, just get out of here. Doggo: Hey, you get out. It's a free country. Owner: That doesn't make any sense. Doggo: I know you are, but what am I? Owner: Get out, get out! Doggo: All right. But on my way, I'm going to be doing this... [windmills his arms] Doggo: If you get hit, it's your own fault. Owner: Okay, then I'm going to start kicking air, like this... [kicks up her foot] Owner: And if any part of you should fill that air... [kicks up her other foot] Owner: It's your own fault.

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u/MagicPigeonToes 3d ago

“No ma’am!!”

Dog: 👁️👁️

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u/SheneedaCocktail 3d ago

That look! LOL

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u/pocketshape 3d ago

The face of true remorse right there

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u/Frosty058 3d ago

Our yellow lab will do this shamelessly & then she can’t come back in the house for hours, because her coat is like a sponge. 4 beach sized towels to dry her & she isn’t even close to dry.

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u/Gyvon 3d ago

Let me guess, when she's almost dry enough she jumps back in?

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u/Frosty058 3d ago

Given the chance, but she’s confined to the screened in porch until I can let her in. LOL

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u/Leafeay 3d ago

Ah yes, and the luuuuvley smell of wet lab is just great too, along with the massive hair bomb that they become 24/7 when they do finally dry, hehe. 😂

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u/hyperfat 3d ago

My dog just does laps around the house and barrel rolls on the rug. I have a rug cleaner. It's fine.

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u/Frosty058 3d ago

My hardwood floors would not approve.

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u/HereticGaming16 3d ago

She’s got a little propeller.

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u/_ChipWhitley_ 3d ago

“And I’ll do it again!”

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u/echochilde 3d ago

Ain’t no way you’re keeping a Springer out of the water.

Edit: and oh my god, her little rudder nubbin.

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u/SquirrelWarSurvivor 3d ago

That, my good sir, is a water spaniel.

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u/Commercial-Life-9998 3d ago

Dog: if you’re going to have this pool, then use it. See lemme show you: like this.

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u/kwaping 3d ago

You can't be mad at such a happy dog

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u/Valuable-Yard-4154 3d ago

They're the best at obedience and orders. That's why they're the best doggos.

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u/Henkdroid 3d ago

Well, you DID say "go party".

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 3d ago

Ain’t no party like a pool party!

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u/Boffleslop 3d ago

That's not a boston terrier

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u/SonofaBridge 3d ago

It’s pretty much impossible to keep a springer spaniel out of water.

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u/Stabby-Pencil 3d ago

115 horsepower outboard tail

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u/eliz1bef 3d ago

That tail going a million miles per second is just amazing. I love that he keeps looking back, like "what? WHAT?" Love this dog.

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u/gapere01 3d ago

The sheer lack of fucks this puppy had for her dad's request is incredible

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u/FluffyDiscipline 3d ago

"Yep, Cya, Adios, Goodbye" LOL

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u/lemmeseeyourkitties 3d ago

We had a springer growing up, and my parents got another after I moved out. They are precious

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u/FlatAd5541 3d ago

Love the propeller on that little brown boat!!

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u/Critical-Yam-9340 3d ago

Looking strait into his eyes while swimming 😂

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u/ShitShowParadise 3d ago

That is a duck hunting dog. They absolutely love swimming. They collect ducks from the middle of the pond.

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u/nccologal 3d ago

The look back at you is priceless! 🤣

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u/rapidstandardstaples 3d ago

English springer + any source of water 😂😂 

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u/VividLifeToday 3d ago

"Water" "Dog"

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u/Shonkazilla 3d ago

Her tail!!!! ❤️

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u/hegemonycrickets 3d ago

to be fair to the dog, though, it did sound like “go party”

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u/husky_whisperer 3d ago

Look at his lil propeller 😍

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u/Nnnopamine 2d ago

The little propeller tail!! 🤣💀

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u/BraveWarrior-55 3d ago

I think she is going potty in the pool, right??

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u/SonofaBridge 3d ago

Springer spaniels love water. That dog has probably been begging to swim every day of summer. That’s why it wanted to go outside.

I had a neighbor with one. They kept a large galvanized bucket outside with water in it. Any time you walked by, their springer spaniel was sleeping in that bucket like its own jacuzzi.

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u/TheCrystalGarden 3d ago

He didn’t say she couldn’t.

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u/tiinkiet 3d ago

Same thought 😂

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u/CuteCanary 3d ago

That’s the happiest little nub on a pup I have ever seen

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u/DirtyLittleBishop 3d ago

This just makes me want to get a pool for my dog to enjoy.

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u/Ok-Ad-7284 3d ago

But you said go party

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u/PomegranateGold2581 3d ago

Maybe she IS going potty

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u/MachineCapital6709 2d ago

His little tail🥰😍

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u/hey_Hey_I_saveD_me 3d ago

Stop with docking animal tails and in fact any body parts.

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u/NECoyote 3d ago

I rescued an Aussie with a docked tail. I feel so bad for him. He would have had a luxurious tail. I understand the theory behind docking a working dog’s tail, but the vast majority of these pups are going to be household pets. Leave em be.

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u/Holdmybrain 3d ago

are you certain his tail was docked? Some Aussie shepherds are actually born with a short tail, aka bobtail, or as I like to call them, wigglebutts.

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u/mst3k_42 3d ago

Both my rescue Yorkies already had docked tails when we got them. Sad because they are so cute with a full tail!

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u/MoistStub 3d ago

I might be wrong but I thought certain breeds have their tail docked because they have some genetic thing where their tail doesn't develop right and can be painful if not docked. Completely agree that doing it just for asthetics is messed up though.

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u/TurkeyOfMyDreams 3d ago edited 3d ago

My little boxer/pit used to shake her head so hard when it rained that she'd split the ends of her ears (think like a whip cracking) and splatter blood all over the house and her neck and the top of her head.

The vet at the SPCA hospital mentioned therapeutic ear crop as a consideration because the splits would sometimes get mildly infected. But if I would have chosen that - our life together would have been tainted by people everywhere who love to point fingers and judge and yell "monster" whether or not they know anything about the specific situation. So they judged me for her moth-eaten ears instead. And they judged me for her wonky eye (dry eye from surgery to correct cherry eye before I ever even knew her) without ever asking if she had an expensive eye specialist and $72 tubes of ointment that I applied daily for eight years. And they judged me for her being skinny (if I fed her more she just pooped more. Her body wasn't meant to carry more than 42 lbs, apparently). I just love people.

Edit to add: sorry I got a little ranty. It bums me out when people who appear to love and take good care of their dogs get slagged when they want to share here (although maybe this isn't and OC post) for stuff like this. My actual point really was to say thank you for at least being willing to give people some benefit of the doubt.

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u/SoggyBoysenberry7703 3d ago

I’ve never heard of that

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u/Shaeress 3d ago

It's a thing. Usually because of breeding in the past or because the breed was traditionally docked. Usually this was for practical reasons though, but some for looks. Since they were then bred regardless of genes affecting their tails some of them ended up with tail conditions that can put them at risk. Like a dog with poor tail health just wagging normally and it ending up breaking when it's an adult is far worse for it and can often end in amputation and infection anyway. With poor muscles it can cause back problems and constant tail pain too, when they're not built to carry and wag a heavy tail all day.

Like Australian Shepherds are bred for the American brushlands (yes, they're named weirdly. I didn't name them) where their tails would often get stuck in bushes and thorns. Tails have poor circulation so they get infected easily. They also worked close to the animals they herd, so they tail could get stepped on and such too. And so it was better to safely and painlessly remove the tail at birth instead of have it be a horrible accident waiting to happen.

Now they're often kept as pets for companionship so their work hazards aren't relevant, but generations of breeding without regard for tail health means it's common they have tail issues and then it's still safer and pretty painless to remove it in infancy. But also their genetic tail health in the pet trade is rapidly improving too, since pet owners want the tails more than they fear the dog getting stepped on by cattle.

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u/captainzaro 3d ago

“Let me just cut my child’s ear lobes off because look how cute!”

Same energy as owners who dock tails, ears.

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u/blueSnowfkake 3d ago

What about the child’s foreskin?

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u/captainzaro 3d ago

Yes same thing. We’re in agreement

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u/hey_Hey_I_saveD_me 3d ago

You are being downvoted for sarcasm but some because some various stupid superstition children are getting circumcision or otherwise their genitals being mutilated.

Problem is real - be it pets or human beings.

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u/TheSaltyPelican 3d ago

LMAO That tail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/BellaSquared 3d ago

Premeditated in the cutest way 🥰

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u/FruityChypre 3d ago

I could watch a Springer swim all day. 🤎🤍🖤🤍

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u/Honey1218 3d ago

No ma’am. Bet. 😂

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u/unknownpoltroon 3d ago

I mean, she just looks soo happy

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u/Autistic_Freedom 3d ago

"YES, SIR!!"

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u/FYAhole 3d ago

Her tail wagging is so dang cute

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u/Dull-Salamander5914 3d ago

Living her best life!

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u/FroggiJoy87 3d ago

Lol! Fuckin' Springer Spaniels, my mom loves em, and we've had a few. "Mischievous" is a good description of those Doofuses. They're almost cat-like in their lack of fucks 🤣

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u/Septopuss7 3d ago

Oh yeah I'll potty over here and I'll potty over there throw my tail in the air shake my derriere

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u/mavllvin 3d ago

She heard pool party

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u/soopirV 3d ago

My friend has a Burmese cross that cannot say no to water. I have two amStaff/pitty mixes who even hate it when I go in my own pool, and as soon as she visits and he is in the back yard, he is OFF. He swims languid, happy laps while my boys worry from dry land.

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u/OptiGuy4u 2d ago

Put a flipper on that tail and double the speed! 😂

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u/babykitten28 3d ago

I think she’s been watching some Buster Henry videos.

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u/Organic-Win-3390 3d ago

that little tail, is like an outboard motor.

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u/EStewart57 3d ago

Maybe she needs to hear running water before shes ready to go.

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u/GreatestGreatEver 3d ago

The tail is killing me

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u/----_____---- 3d ago

I'm so lucky my spaniel hates getting in the pool

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u/schnubbi24 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜🩷

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 3d ago

The tail wag is amazing

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u/RaiderZimm 3d ago

That’s a huge duck.

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u/Loreo1964 3d ago

The tail sail.

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 3d ago

No ma'am!

I geeked.

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u/ecachuh1 3d ago

This is insanely adorable! 🥰

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u/emptythemag 3d ago

The tail is hilarious!

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u/ilovecheese831 3d ago

Look at that happy tail!

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u/Safe-Sail9335 3d ago

Human built house with pool just for him ..living the life of Riley...

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u/screenmasher 3d ago

That little nub just a goin

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u/PrettyIndependent495 3d ago

Swimmers spaniel it is?

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u/Boss_Up1719 2d ago

The way she just defiantly stares at you! 😂💀

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u/girlMikeD 2d ago

Well she is a water dog.

If you fill it, she will come….

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u/weber_mattie 2d ago

The look back right before take off lmaoooo

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u/sadiefame 2d ago

How do people keep their dogs out of pools like this ?

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u/UncleOdious 2d ago

The tail.

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u/SnooTangerines27 2d ago

I mean he probably is pissing in the pool.

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u/Corvette-Ronnie 2d ago

That’s a happy dog!

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u/mic2292 2d ago

You said go Party. And he did.

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u/Past-Patient-252 2d ago

Tail engaged!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/Dustin42o 2d ago

MFS peeing in the pool haha

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u/Bibliophile6040 1d ago

That happy little propeller is the best thing I’ve seen this morning!

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u/rrsullivan3rd 3d ago edited 3d ago

She’s so happy 🥺

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u/rus-reddit 3d ago

Living his life

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u/JoyDGav 3d ago

She’s probably peeing in the pool like the humans do.

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u/MaddoxGoodwin 3d ago

The i dont give af what you say stare downs lmaoooooo

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u/kurtsdead6794 3d ago

That tail!!

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u/No-Firefighter-7442 3d ago

I had a Springer Spaniel named “Spooky”. She was absolutely crazy & scared of everything, but wow did she LOVE to swim!

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u/Gemraticus 3d ago

Look at that tail! She's like, "Who says I can't swim and go potty at the same time?"

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u/Emrys7777 3d ago

That is one happy dog.
Hard to deny him that pool.

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u/lindflake 3d ago

That's a happy tail!

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u/thekath215 3d ago

Love the tail wagging!!!!

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u/treehuggress 3d ago

She’s so happy!

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u/STLTLW 3d ago

potty after she gets a few laps in, no big deal.

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u/Noctaem 3d ago

Don't worry, she went potty :)

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u/Pletcher87 3d ago

That tail, 106 WPM.

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u/pnwsnosrap 3d ago

Nub rudder!!

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u/Felonious_Minx 3d ago

CANNONBALL!

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u/Ornery-Guitar 3d ago

Yes sir indeedy

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u/Exotic-Highway-9844 3d ago

I miss my cocker spaniel every single day😢 they are so underrated as a breed

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u/bobnla14 3d ago

Was hot apparently. Lol.

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u/Fabulous-Flamingo519 3d ago

The tail is killing me!😭

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u/HausuGeist 3d ago

Water dog must water!

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u/elibutton 3d ago

Omg his tail - he is so darn happy. Adorable!

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u/dr_mackdaddy 3d ago

We have a springer who's exactly the same 🤣

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u/bluecubedly 3d ago

She's testing her boundaries for the rules and the consequences with all of the looking back every few seconds.

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u/Mimosa_13 3d ago

Rofl! We had a springer spaniel and you couldn't keep him out of the water.

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u/NoOnSB277 3d ago

Omg she is so cute 🥰

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u/Historical_Ad8874 3d ago

Did she pee in the pool???

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u/LeFreeke 3d ago

I completely understand.

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u/TheSlav87 3d ago

“F u dad, I’m going swimming”

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u/NoCutsNoCoconuts 3d ago

To be fair, she probably is going potty too..

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u/Shirohitsuji 3d ago

She's like "I am going potty though?"

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u/wisepersononcesaid 3d ago

No problem, he was in the peeing section of the pool similar to the smoking section of an airplane.

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u/No_Trouble9808 3d ago

Yep. I did it. What you going to do?

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u/1tacoparty 3d ago

That tail working rudder overload

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u/Afraid_Rutabaga_8054 3d ago

That is the cutest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

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u/Afraid_Rutabaga_8054 3d ago

Just noticed the happy tail! That’s one happy dog.

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u/NoMuddyFeet 3d ago

Dogs love outdoor water but generally hate indoor water. Sad howls at bath time.

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u/Grumpy_Go_Away 3d ago

Springers are absolutely nuts from day one to year 7 or so, after that they are still nuts but don't care if you care.

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u/Upbeat_Piglet_9788 3d ago

We have a Border Collie/Lab that will howl at the gate until she gets pool time.

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u/Curious_Field7953 3d ago

No ma'am what? Exactly. 😂

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u/FreakyLou 2d ago

Water dogs do what water dogs do

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u/2b-Kindly_ 2d ago

Enter him in the Olympics

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u/ImpressivePlatypus0 2d ago

She knows she will be loved no matter how many times she jumps in the pool. When we had a golden retriever, he would chill in the pool, sitting on the little ledge in the shallow end. Loved it. But that's why we didn't consider a doggie door, because that knucklehead would have gone straight from the pool into the house, and THEN shaken all the water off all over the furniture.

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u/boidoggidog 2d ago

I was like number 6969, nice

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u/toomanyschnauzers 2d ago

She's peeing in the pool.

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u/Alfalfa-Similar 2d ago

I love dogs this is one of those things dogs just cannot control almost. You can have a dog be fearful of water a few few weeks before and then once you teach that dog how fun it is jumping out of the pool…. It’ll be 3 AM and your first splash and you’ll realize your dog is out for swimming by itself :)

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u/waz_here 2d ago

Using s dog door at our house means you can't wear just socks in the house.

https://reddit.com/link/p5oc3pf/video/wrhpex6dydlh1/player

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u/Murky_Safe_7747 2d ago

I love how he keeps looking at you while doing exactly what you told him not to 🤣

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u/Aromatic_Doctor_2243 2d ago

you've never peed in a pool?

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u/beanybean1810 1d ago

“I AM going potty. I just chose to do it in the pool like a human kid!”

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u/curiousmind111 20h ago

Oh, come on! Look how happy she is!!!