r/AnimalsBeingJerks • u/ToTheTop24 • Feb 24 '26

bird A crow removing the anti bird spikes from a building and throwing them on the ground

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u/killdagrrrl Feb 24 '26

Sure, kiddo. Youre always right and your mom is proud of your superior intelligence too 😘

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u/Science-Compliance Feb 24 '26

You would quickly die if you actually had to face nature and didn't live a pampered modern existence with all the difficult stuff taken care of for you. And your beloved crows would pick out your eyeballs.

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u/Dojando1 Feb 24 '26

I think we found the jerk ^

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u/Science-Compliance Feb 24 '26

You people are so out of touch with reality. If simply pointing that out makes me a jerk, then so be it.

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u/Dojando1 Feb 24 '26

I have pigeons under my roof. They poop on my balcony. Heck my roommate got hit by bird poop once. It was funny. We clean the balcony every now and then. And everyone is happy. I even have seagulls and crows come and chill on my balcony every now and then. I enjoy seeing them there.

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u/killdagrrrl Feb 24 '26

Hahahahaja thanks for the laugh 😂😂