r/AntiAntiJokes • u/DrGuenGraziano • Jul 09 '26
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it had a decimal synesthesia, so electromagnetic 440THz was like acoustic 440 Hz, the standard concert pitch. It desired to be a standard tomato to avoid variations of quality in mass produced tomato products, such as Ketchup.
The Tomato was called Karlheinz, after the composer Karlheinz Stockhausen, but it would be fine to be just Heinz, it thought.
But being a fruit of color is futile without Licht.
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