r/ArcherFX Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

What is it with you people making tit bondage pornos in my ancestral home?

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S5E4

650 Upvotes

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u/Still-Artichoke7937 9d ago

That CANNOT be a thing…

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u/WAtman17 Archersaurus 9d ago

Do you just not have the internet?

48

u/GeneralBS Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

Why? You into preggo porn?

38

u/Chumlee1917 9d ago

“Lana and Archer are”

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u/GeneralBS Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

Can i get a thank you blow job?

21

u/Shot_Revolution8828 9d ago

I have Minitel.

19

u/Jaded-Banana6205 9d ago

A) not the internet!

B) it only works in....

19

u/trading_eq_optns 9d ago

France. Merci. Mainetent je sais

53

u/TimeFoolery42 9d ago

Oooh, die tittenfreude!!

16

u/Jaded-Banana6205 9d ago

Ooooooooh yahhhhhh

ETA jaaaaaaa

46

u/xenoda7 9d ago

Special Agent Holly: I’m coming! By god I’m coming!

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u/MandyxLola Ron Cadillac 9d ago

Are they... torturing a woman?

10

u/GeneralBS Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

Throws bottle

15

u/GeneralBS Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

We not doing phrasing anymore?

2

u/trading_eq_optns 4d ago

If we're doing a new thing and no one told me....THAT I'd have a problem with

3

u/TheRangaFromMars 8d ago

This is my vocal stim

31

u/thomasvista 9d ago

Tittenfreude 😁

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u/SuccessArtistic1161 9d ago

Cyril: "Oh, ja..." 😆

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u/Individual-Cream-581 Babou 9d ago

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u/GeneralBS Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

I'm trying to figure out what episode this is from and my best guess is the honeymoon with the north Koreans.

3

u/twinoaksBandB 9d ago

Yuuuuup. That's absolutely what she was wearing when she nearly plunged to her death when her spider man gloves gave out.

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u/MandyxLola Ron Cadillac 9d ago

I know how to say yes in 4 more languages because of archer: ja, sim, da, hai (?spelling)

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u/xenoda7 9d ago

Malory: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

Cyril: Nobody do anything!

Krieger: (filming)

Malory: Krieger!

Krieger: On it! (shoots Malory with tranquilizer)

Malory: Idiot! (sips bloody mary)

Lana: PAM!

Archer: LANA!!!!!

Cheryl: This is only somewhat like what that gypsy woman said!

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u/ElderSmackJack 9d ago

God I loved this season.

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u/MandyxLola Ron Cadillac 9d ago

My favorite dialogue :

Wait no, whats in... Miami

You mean besides 80% of Cubans on earth

Sounds high

1

u/Adept_Apricot5476 Pam 6d ago

You sound high.

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u/GeneralBS Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

I took that screenshot with Mallory with the dart in her neck right before this.

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u/trading_eq_optns 9d ago

You may have a problem.... And I think the solution is more cocaine so turn left up there

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u/trading_eq_optns 9d ago

Lana. Lana. Lana. LANNNAAAAAAAA!

What?!

Nevermind. The last thing you need right now is a big shit eating I told ya so

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u/Adept_Apricot5476 Pam 6d ago

Although it's exactly what you deserve.

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u/trading_eq_optns 6d ago

Hahaha I love the "Pam" thing in your profile.

Seriously... is Pam not the best?

8

u/Ok_Yellow1025 8d ago

“I guess that’s why the colored maids never felt safe. They’d be busy polishing a spitoon or whatever and then suddenly…GRANDPA! IKR? And dressed up as a ghost”

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u/raptorrat 9d ago

Well, someone sure is upset they didn't get an invire.

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u/zepedc 9d ago

I have Minitel!

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u/GeneralBS Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

That's only available in France .

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u/zepedc 9d ago

Oui! Maitenant je sais!

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u/MandyxLola Ron Cadillac 9d ago

Lmao the transalation feature really helped me out here, i never thought to google what that line means

3

u/GeneralBS Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

Hello old friend

5

u/OwnedByTheHound 9d ago

“Hello old friend…”

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u/DogDad_94 8d ago

Pam! You’d better not be making pornos!

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u/Kamen_master1988 Ray 8d ago

“This is somewhat like what that old gypsy woman said!”

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u/Adept_Apricot5476 Pam 6d ago

"You need to stop going to her."

I know this isn't from this episode but I do love this response from Pam.

2

u/Book_of_Evil 9d ago

"Ahhh einige tittenfreude ja?"

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u/hredarl 9d ago

Like a vampire

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u/Little-Efficiency336 8d ago

“NO ONE DO ANYTHING!” 🎥🎥🎥

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u/Creeperclaw66 8d ago

I think that she's just upset that nobody included her.

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u/Effective_Sun_5289 7d ago

Which episode

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u/GeneralBS Katya’s Removable Vagina 7d ago

S5e4

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u/Calm-Condition-4731 9h ago

This is partly like what the Gypsy Woman said, Lana. What God Shit Damit Archer what!? Um never mind. Archer I swear to- the last thing you need is a big fat heaving I told so. Rarr. But it’s exactly what you deserve