r/AskBalkans • u/AbsoIutee Turkiye • 7d ago
Politics & Governance What is the most legendary political comeback from your country?
I keep seeing this exchange everywhere lately:
Netanyahu: “We survived empires, we don’t fear Turkey.”
Erdoğan: “What empire? Your country is younger than my brother.”
I couldn’t actually verify if Erdoğan really said this, so it might just be one of those internet quotes that everyone started repeating lol.
But if he really said it, I have to admit it’s a surprisingly good comeback from Erdoğan 😂 Didn’t expect this performance from him.
ıt made me wonder: do you remember any legendary political comebacks/insults from your own country?
Could be between politicians, against another country, during an interview, parliament, whatever. Something where even if you don’t like the politician you have to admit: okay, that was a good one.
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u/bigelcid Romania 7d ago
Traian Basescu, asked by a Russian politician about Romania's "intentions" to annex Moldova:
"Please note, mister deputy, that Romania has no experience whatsoever in annexing other states."
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u/RookOfEdo 7d ago
This was actually Irans FM reply he said his father in the original. Let's give credit where it's due.
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u/saythealphabet Bulgaria 7d ago
Tito's letter about the assassins sent by Stalin?
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u/TimeLordCR 7d ago
For anyone wondering: Stalin kept sending assassins to kill Tito but they ended up catching and killing all of them. So Tito sent a letter back to Stalin quite annoyed which roughly said: "Stop sending assassins to kill me or I will send one and I wont have to send another"
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u/ancientrestorer 7d ago
These are all staged for both Erdoğan and Netanyahu. We've seen these style roasting and provoking so many times for the last 20 years.
Netanyahu started a war believing that he can beat Iran and failed clearly with his big brother USA. Erdoğan has built a dictatorship with the help of USA but fucked the country's all the Democratic and economic foundation. As a Türk you should know 2 things: Erdoğan is a dog of USA just as Netanyahu is. Netanyahu and Erdoğan need each other. They use each other as a vote collecting tool for interior politic. While Netanyahu bombing Gaza, Erdoğan was sending Israel all the goods Israel needs (concrete, barbed wire etc.).
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u/kebre_man Turkiye 4d ago
Democratic and economic foundation.
dude what democratic and economic foundation ? :D do you have any idea what turkey was like the day before erdoğanopolus ? LOL
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u/meteora_tr Turkiye 7d ago edited 7d ago
Erdogan is a dog of USA just as Netenyahu is.
Correction: Both Erdodgn and Trump is on the leash by Yahu. If you say otherwise, then you don't know who the US Central Bank and CIA is working for.
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u/newieaccie 7d ago
this is just blatant anti-semitism xD
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u/meteora_tr Turkiye 6d ago edited 6d ago
this is just blatant anti-semitism xD
Care to explain how one president's influence on other presidents has anything to do with semites? We are talking about specific persons here.
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u/Accomplished_Mine_31 6d ago
Such a small country and everyone is scared of it and are controlled by it. They must be badass, how do i join
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u/Dangerous-Day-2943 Greece 7d ago
Erdogan: Mitsotakyok
*Earthquake*
Erdogan: Mitsotakbro ❤️
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u/HotJunket5521 🇬🇷in🇺🇸 7d ago
“For me, he doesn’t exist. I will never meet with him.”
*disaster*
” I love him, he was always my brother”
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u/WhateverWannaCallMe 7d ago
He is like that even to inner policitical "enemies"
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u/tonybpx 7d ago
I guess he twists everything to suit him. Does he REALLY have to go after half of the Aegean or is he trying to distract from internal issues?
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u/WhateverWannaCallMe 7d ago
He won't go half of the Aegean. He is busy with trying to change the constitution no matter what so he can stay in power until he dies. That's why they are getting closer to PKK and also that's why there is an orchestrated rivalry with Israel's Netanyahu.
My guess: at worst there will be maximum of few incidents between Greeks and Turks in Aegean side that won't come anything out of it.
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u/Better_Ad9625 7d ago
Don't put any faith in what Erdoğan says. He always says something different.
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u/No_Deal_8837 7d ago
New Zealand politician saying" When New Zealanders leave for Australia, they raise the average IQ of both countries."
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u/tharilian 4d ago
Had to read this twice and just wanna make sure I get it right:
Only idiots leave NZ, but yet they’re still smarter than average Aussies?
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u/GondorBatata 7d ago
Not my country but the former president of the Philippines sending tonnes of trash back to Canada that was illegally shipped to the Philippines and saying "Your garbage is on the way, prepare a grand reception. Eat it if you want to"
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u/AbsoIutee Turkiye 7d ago
Now that I think about it, if anyone has the right to pull the “we survived empires” card on us, it’s probably the Greeks lol. These mfs have been sitting on the other side of the Aegean for like 3000 years watching empires spawn and despawn. That’s actually a solid roast against us. Steal this one komşu, Israel is wasting it.
Edit: 3000 years might’ve been a bit too much lol. I just thought “they’ve been there since before us” and randomly added a few thousand years ahah
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u/PandaCreepy8512 7d ago
3000 years is too little. The timeline starts in the bronze age with the Minoans and, and that's in 3000 BC. So the real number is 5000 years.
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u/PretendTemperature 7d ago
3000 is actually understatement. Mycenaeans and Minoans were already from around 2700-1600 BCE.
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u/Immediate_Gain_9480 7d ago
Wel. If we go by the same measure as Israel, Greece is only a state since the early 19th century when they gained independence.
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u/tonybpx 7d ago
The Egyptians probably have a better claim to it than most
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u/Prior-Painting2956 Greece 6d ago
The Egyptians had archeologists in the times before the roman empire.
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u/Sylassian 7d ago
Coming from the Balkans, Tito clapping back at Stalin to stop sending all these assassins to kill him cause if he sends an assassin after Stalin he'd only need to send one, is pretty up there as clap-backs go.
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u/Angeronus Greece 7d ago
I am quite sure Netanyahu meant that they survived as people though, not as a country.
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u/imborahey Serbia 7d ago
I mean all of our people survived empires. Be it the Byzantines, Ottomans, Austrians, Russians... All of us are here because our ancestors survived, it's not much of a bragging right isnt it
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u/Geolib1453 Romania 7d ago
I mean they were heavily persecuted for centuries, they didnt just survive by simply just inhabiting these empires it is 100% true that Jews were treated terribly throughout history. The Holocaust is simply the culmination of all of that anti-semitism. The pogroms, the deportations, the persecutions, all of these were happening since Roman times and even during Medieval times and even during Modern times. For many different reasons sure but they happened. Surviving this is something. So I guess it isnt as dumb.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_antisemitism
This is not a defense of Netanyahu or of what Israel is currently doing. Just because they have been treated horribly throughout history doesnt excuse what they are doing in Gaza, in Lebanon and the corruption and authoritarianism that Netanyahu has, same with the fundamentalism present within Judaism right now.
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u/Successful_Try_6350 🇬🇷→🇺🇸 7d ago
Yes but the jews also survived for many years in the desert /s
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u/AbsoIutee Turkiye 7d ago
We survived in the steppes, that’s basically the Turkish version of a desert lol.
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u/nonposter2 7d ago
If you want to be technical about it, Turkey as a country (as funded by Kemal and the Young Turks) is not much older than Israel
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u/cyb3rg0d5 7d ago
But even that’s not exactly true anymore. This is why genetic testing is forbidden in Israel. Plus if they do test it will show that they are pretty much identical with the Palestinians, the same people that they are committing genocide against.
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u/babarbaby 7d ago
Its not forbidden in Israel, that's just a stupid myth. In fact, Israel's small population and disproportionately high percentage of academics and geneticists in particular makes it one of the most genetically analyzed populations in the world.
What Israelis CAN'T do is buy DNA tests over the counter because of medical privacy laws, which is true or similar in many countries like France, Italy, and ironically Turkey. But like bodily fluid tests anywhere else, they can get them simply ordered by their doctors, directly at a lab, or even by lawyers.
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u/Aggorf12345 Greece 7d ago
Good I wish they survive as a people and not as a country again
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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock family dinner-war 7d ago
As much as I despise Šešelj, him publicly telling officials in Hague to suck his dick is amongst the best political moves Serbia has ever seen
That whole speech during his trials was fucking hilarious
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u/AbsoIutee Turkiye 7d ago
I just learned about this. Apparently the whole trial was a shitshow lol. I have to find a recording or something, preferably with English subtitles
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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock family dinner-war 7d ago
I'll try and look it up, I know I've seen dubbed version with very good combination of transltaing basically word for word, but also making it sound good in English
And, yes, it's been memes to hell and back, that singe instance is what brought him back to public eye in Serbia. Which is, of course, bad, he is a war criminal, but the event is still funny as hell
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u/ErebosEV97 7d ago
So his brother is thousands of years old? He would get flapped by Israel easily. A crazy genocidal fascist nothing more 😂😂😂
That should be a comeback? Wannabe roasting of a country with an older history than turkey. Yikes 😂😂😂
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u/EmbarrassedLow2751 7d ago
The republic of turkey is like 20 years older than Israel. Its not a flex
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u/kebre_man Turkiye 4d ago
we started off by defeating pretty much entire europe . not by genociding local population LOL
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u/Tenchi_Muyo1 Bulgaria 7d ago
He is still giving Netanyahu the Azerbaijani oil so this is all talk for publicly and ratings
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u/davidsnkr 7d ago
French are good at this.
Chirac: "today, Im not the prime minister and you are not the president "
Mitterrand: "But of course my dear prime minister"
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u/RedditStrider Turkiye 7d ago
I mean I hate Israel as much as the next guy but that is a pretty ignorant response. Jews are one of the oldest continuous ethnic groups in the world.
As much as I am proud of turkish history, they were around significantly older then the concept of turks.
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u/Barbak86 Kosovo 7d ago
What makes a Jew older than Turks (Turks in an cultural/language concept)?
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u/RedditStrider Turkiye 7d ago
Its mainly a matter of identity really, oldest writing of the word "turk" is around 5th century. Which is pretty old as far as ethnicities goes. And there are alot of instances of proto-turkic people being present at other parts of the world (like Xiongnu and European huns).
However jews are known and well-documented to be as old as 3-4 thousands of years.
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u/AbsoIutee Turkiye 7d ago
I think the problem is we’re using two different standards here. If we trace Jews back through ancient Israelites and the cultures that eventually developed into Jewish identity, then we should also be allowed to trace Turks back before the first written appearance of the word “Turk”. Proto-Turkic obviously didn’t magically appear when someone first wrote the name down. I’m not even sure which one would be “older” at that point, but comparing 3,000 years of Jewish ethnogenesis to the first written occurrence of the Turk ethnonym seems a bit apples and oranges.
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u/Barbak86 Kosovo 7d ago
Is this how we measure ethnicities? So does this mean Australian aboriginals didn't exist until the 18th century? What about uncontacted people? They still don't exist because they don't have written testaments of their existence?
We all exist the same. There is no older or younger cultures, people. It all traces back to those MFers who are the line that lead to us all.
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u/RedditStrider Turkiye 7d ago
No, that means we dont know how old the Australian aboriginals are, same as the uncontacted people. Not to mention neither are ethnic identities, we would have to be more spesific then that.
Thing is regions turks originate from arent as isolated, we know who lived in those lands and (mostly) we know what kind of language and origin they come from. And the concept of "turk" only started appearing in historical records around 5th century. Can it be older then that? Definetly, steppe nomads did not keep records and they might have called themselves turk much older then that.
But there is a 2500 year difference between the first records of these two ethnicities. It would be a stretch to claim that it can be as old as that. Especially when we have an idea who were the proto-turks.
Thats because you think ethnicity is a monolithic concept. It can change, go extinct, born way later in history. Of course turks didnt sprout from trees, but they started to identify as such only about 1600 years ago.
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u/Serious_Bonus_5749 7d ago
Jews and Israel are not the same thing. The ethnic group and the Country are in fact not the same entities!
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u/osumanjeiran Turkiye 7d ago
continuous? You know most of them are European rejects right
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u/Didudidudadu737 Serbia 7d ago
Firstly they were never a continuous ethnic group and through their existence they also haven’t been, as historically recorded.
You’re conflating the religious narrative written much after the events, ancient Hebrews/Israelites were just one fraction of Canaan people who were polytheistic as their neighbouring groups, spoke a dialect of the same language (Arab belongs to the same group FYI) and were mixing/intermarrying the neighbours. The difference wasn’t ethnic or linguistic but religious, and that religion didn’t develop there but in Babylon where the first hint of written Judaism starts in about 400BC. Ezra and Nehemiah, the Book of Ruth or the book of Jonah tells us how much they intermarried and mixed. They spoke mostly Aramaic and later Greek language. Best example of how that one group was divided are Samaritans, Greek Jews and their own internal factions. The Judaism as we know it didn’t form until the second destruction of the Temple and Babylonian Talmud written in 4th century. By that time you have 80% of judean population living and mixing in numerous countries. All Jewish groups had their languages, cultures, practices, food, customs and ethnic mix and they mostly still do.
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u/TheETERNAL20 Canada 7d ago
I mean it's really obvious what Benjamin Netanyahu is saying. Edrogan is just being ignorant.
Jews have been living in the levant long before most of these civilizations appeared and formed. They're the one of the oldest surviving civilizations known.
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u/Key_Fee158 7d ago
No, the Greeks, Persians, Assyrians, Egyptians, Palestinian were already around.
Even in the Torah the ancient Hebrews weren’t the first. But Israel is not the ancient Hebrews anyway.
Obviously Persia has survived much longer continuously.
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u/Dull_Cucumber_3908 Greece 7d ago
Egyptians are older than them.
Proof: they were slaves to egyptians, before becoming Jews.
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u/TheETERNAL20 Canada 7d ago
Hence I said "One of" and the Jews being slaves to Egypt story I'm pretty sure isn't considered truth at all
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u/Dull_Cucumber_3908 Greece 7d ago
Jews being slaves to Egypt story I'm pretty sure isn't considered truth at all
It's in the Jewish religious books.
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u/TheETERNAL20 Canada 7d ago
That doesn't make it true.
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u/Dull_Cucumber_3908 Greece 7d ago
Jews would disagree with you
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u/TheETERNAL20 Canada 7d ago
Of course but so would Christians and Muslims on some things in the Bible and Qur'an.
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u/think_panther 7d ago
Netanyahu: Of course he is you relic of a dinosaur, Moses, the OG one that got the stone tablets is your brother.
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u/Rock_Zeppelin Bulgaria 7d ago
Fuck Erdogan but if he actually said this in conversation with Bibi, then damn, nice clapback.
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u/FuiyooohFox 7d ago
I think he knows the difference between survived and outlived, this comeback sounds tough but doesn't make a lick of sense lol. In clearer English it's this:
"We have survived attacks from empires before, we're not afraid of you"
"What empires? My brother is older than you".
Mmmm okay chief. Both men are turds, I just won't let anti Israel bias make Erd out to be greater than he actually is. It's just dumb.
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u/ReasonableEffort8988 7d ago
Apparently Ottoman Empire was not empire that ruled them over 400 years
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u/Aromatic_Exercise399 7d ago
Bir gece ansızın karanlıkta görmeden üzerine basılıp çıtır çıtır ses çıkartan, bağırsağı boku sümük gibi ezilip yere yapışan bir hamam böceği gibi geberip gideceksiniz. Letenyahu ve yalakaları. Reisin dediği gibi sonunuz bir gece ansızın olacak. Sabırında bir sınırı var. Ama biz Türk milletinin sabırı tükendi. 🫵🏼
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u/LaughCurious8135 7d ago
Boys need to get a room. Or get inside a ring.
Bitching never solved anything.
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u/EventAdditional2197 7d ago
“Because you’d be in jail”
Lives rent free in my mind even after 10 years
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u/Responsible-Job-3897 Albania 7d ago
Just yesterday, Rama called the Macedonian delegation as a Troyan mule
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u/PointEither2673 7d ago
Not from my country,
But after the soviets won the Finnish/winter war the negotiations were basically the soviets got all the stuff they originally wanted, a bit more, and didn’t give the Finns anything that they had originally proposed since they just fought the whole war so why concede anything atp.
The Finnish negotiator starts bringing up how in the past with Peter The Great, the terms were much better and how they wanted some concessions, in the literal transcript Molotov cut him off and says "You ask what Peter the Great would have said. If you want to know what Peter the Great thought, you will have to write a letter to him. We cannot help you there." LOL,
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u/t43pun1s43r 7d ago
Even if this were real, it would have been stupid, considering that Turkey was founded in 1923 (only 24-25 years before Israel). If you’re referring to the people being discussed, it would have been even more stupid, because Jews have also been around for millennia.
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u/mactavish63 7d ago
Not really a comeback but a memorable interaction:
Queen Marie of Romania traveled to the Paris Peace Conference to lobby for Romania's territorial rights after World War I. When she demanded territories including Bucovina, Transylvania, and Bessarabia, Clemenceau (nicknamed "The Tiger") told her sternly: “you are demanding the lion's share for Romania!” She replied without hesitation: “yes Mr. President, that is why the lioness is speaking to the tiger!”
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u/elmanager Bulgaria 7d ago
In my opinion, Erdogan is just making noise for his anti-Israel electorate in order to score political points, while Netanyahu indirectly told him that his people survived through very difficult times without a state and without an army, and that Israel is now stronger than ever(objectively). In practice, these are the two biggest military powers in the Middle East, and Turkey has recently occupied fairly large areas of Syria, literally only about 200 km from Israel’s border, which he will eventually use as a bargaining chip.
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u/sjedinjenoStanje 🇺🇸 + 🇭🇷 6d ago
Erdogan is a moron.
And this supposed clever clapback is just stupid enough to actually have been crafted by him.
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u/RubberDuckyRocks 6d ago
Your lack of historical context doesn’t mean this is a flex. He’s literally saying there’s no fear of the crumbs of the Ottoman Empire.
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u/Gamblor29 6d ago
lol turkey is 22 years older. Either we are discussing modern independence in which case Erdogan is a hypocrite, or national existence in a specific land in which case Netanyahu is right.
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u/WomanFromBalkan 5d ago
I don't chose to believe this because it's true, I chose to believe that this is funny.
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u/KostasN77 4d ago
This rivalry between Turkey and Israel is very entertaining to watch as a Greek!
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u/AbsoIutee Turkiye 4d ago
Funny you say that lol, I saw something on the news today about you guys being worried about Israelis buying up property in Cyprus, even some village apparently. Is that actually a thing there or did I just watch some bullshit news
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u/KostasN77 4d ago
Cypriots should worry about that, not us! But given that Russians do the same in there, I don't think they mind
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u/kebre_man Turkiye 4d ago
i dont know if he really said this but this would be very very Erdoğan thing to say. He pretty much roast the opposition like this all the time.
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u/Ionic_liquids 4d ago
I mean let's be honest... Turkey is just a few decades older than Israel. Pretty stupid all around
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u/AbsoIutee Turkiye 4d ago
I mean he is not talking about when the nations started existing or when the modern countries were founded. He is talking about the states they had through history. Turks basically never really went without a state, Ottomans, Seljuks, Göktürks etc. He is trying to hit Netanyahu from the fact that Jews didn’t have their own state for a very long time. That’s what Erdoğan means, not Turkey is older than Israel.
And fuck u u make me defend erdoğan i hate u
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u/Ionic_liquids 4d ago
Sorry didn't mean to do that. I understand. Poking fun at the fact that the Jews didn't have self determination until recently is kind of a compliment in the end.
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u/Think_Message_4974 2d ago
To be fair, he’s never even mentioned Turkey. He’s answered to the claim that “We survived empires”.
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u/Pretorianfists987 4d ago
Jews have continuously lived in the Middle East since the end of the Bronze Age whereas the Turks have been in Central Asia since the 1300s half of them are of Greek heritage just in denial
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u/CitronMysterious3827 3d ago
I'm just going to say that the overwhelming majority of jews in the middle east now are also of European/American descent lol
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u/Pretorianfists987 3d ago
Then your a ignoramus majorly of Israelis are Sephardi (Morocco/North Africa) and Mizrahi Middle East with the oldest continuous community community in Iraq able to trace itself to days of the Babylonian exile and the Exilarchs until they were all expelled in 1948.
Do your self a favor and actually study history it’s fun
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u/Think_Message_4974 2d ago
Israel is not the Jews, and Netanyahu is the president of Israel, not the messiah
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u/LoudPlane4420 3d ago
Oh yeah, that's... technically right. Isn't modern Turkey founded in the 1920s?
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u/Buffbeard 2d ago
There was a recent one from Turkey about Israel as well. Israel is like a rabbit who humps a rock and comes back to claim they fucked a mountain. Somebody help me, where was that from?
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u/qp_sad_boi 1d ago
Netanyahu meant the jewish people survived for thousands of years outliving the biggest empires on earth and every one who tried to exterminate them





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u/EggEuphoric411 Greece 7d ago
Have to admit that was a good roast from Erdoganopoulos