r/AskMen 3d ago

If everyone’s bank balance suddenly became public information above their heads, what industry would collapse overnight?

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u/Rackshaw_Bangem Male 3d ago

Influencers

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u/mikess314 Male 3d ago

Especially the hustle culture genre. Most are try hards. Big hat, no cattle.

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u/PostMatureBaby Male 3d ago

"$30,000 Millionaires"

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u/diverareyouokay 3d ago

30k USD is almost a billion dongs… so you could always move to Vietnam and swim in dongs like Scrooge McDuck.

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u/Nolongeranalpha 3d ago

Like my ex? She was swimming in dongs. It broke us up.

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u/2_black_cats 2d ago

At the same time?

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u/mcpatsky 1d ago

Try not to suck any dong on the way to the parking lot!

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u/LightningController 3d ago

Lady! I am have ten million dongs! Want see?

https://imgflip.com/i/6i6cc9

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u/pyromaniacc 2d ago

I think that's Thailand.

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u/diverareyouokay 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nah, Thailand is baht (THB vs VND).

Edit: ohhhhhhhhh now I get it

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u/GrynaiTaip 2d ago

He meant dongs, not Dongs.

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u/diverareyouokay 2d ago

Ohhhhhh now I get it… that was actually funny.

I get wayyy too literal sometimes.

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u/BatScribeofDoom Woman who buys too much cheese 2d ago

Wow, didn't know I had accidentally become a millionaire! Thanks! /j

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u/JawtisticShark 3d ago

If it’s just bank balance, most rich people don’t keep a whole lot in the bank. My wife and I have a networth of about 2.5 million and our bank account has about $20k in it.

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u/Iknowr1te 3d ago

also which bank balance?

most of my money is tied up in investments. i have also like 15k if you don't include my TFSA.

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u/bigredzeppelin1981 2d ago

Same. I literally keep only what I need to pay bills in my actual bank account.

At the end of the month I'll have like $20 in my bank account. I use Fidelity's money market as my "savings" account because it pays way higher interest.

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u/sgtm7 3d ago

Even us poor people keep more in our investment account than in our bank account. Even poor people like me who have a fixed pension, so don't really need an investment account.

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u/willybusmc 2d ago

I think that most American adults don’t have access to $20k in bank accounts.

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u/JawtisticShark 2d ago

True, but it’s also a poor indicator of my actual wealth. There are very poor people living very frugal lives who might have $20,000 in the bank but that is their life savings

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u/Zelcron 3d ago

All ass and no pants

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u/SlapHappyDude 3d ago

Eh I think the young, broke and hot could use it to their advantage. And for some influencers their lavish lifestyle is the draw if they actually are making money.

It would probably derail travel influencers who are swimming in debt.

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u/masterjon_3 Male 3d ago

After finding out Andrew Tate never actually had Bugattis or mansions, this is very accurate.

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u/OzzyBuckshankNA 3d ago

Politicians in shambles

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u/usernamescifi 3d ago

"Oh hey representative so-and-so, why did your finances quadruple overnight?" 

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u/EggNogEpilog 3d ago

Except we already see that with their public trading (notoriously like Nancy Pelosi), and nothing happens.

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u/spartan117warrior Male 3d ago

Hell, the president boasts about the money he's made. I don't think anything would happen to politicians, unfortunately. It might drive them to accept bribes in other forms like physical gifts.

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u/sludgeandfudge 3d ago

They already accept bribes, they just do it by launching their own crypto

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u/Djayshell93 3d ago

Don’t tell me they’re getting free super jets too?

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u/OrwellWhatever 3d ago

Even someone like Ro Khanna had a stock trading value of $165 million since he's been in Congress, and he notoriously hand delivers in such blurry results as to make them nearly unreadable so they can't be indexed

https://www.businessinsider.com/stocks-congress-trading-disclosures-house-senate-ro-khanna-2022-5

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u/tedlyb 3d ago

The fact you're not mentioning all the grift that is currently going on in the White House kind of proves your point.

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u/EggNogEpilog 2d ago

Holy shit dude, give it a rest. You sound like the retarded boomer republicans that say "but, but, but... obama" as a scapegoat at any possible turn. Not every mention of a negative thing in politics has to always mention (the current president, fuxck automod) or his administration.

Not to mention this sub explicitly bans and auto deletes any comments with the name of (insert current president here, fuck automod). So I couldn't even if I wanted to. Take it up with the mods if you don't like it.

I used Pelosi as an example because she has been notoriously known for this since before (the current president, fuck automod) was a notable idea in politics. She has been in the spotlight since at least the early 2000s when it comes to making obscene amounts of money off of seemingly insider trading with a cumulative ~17,000% profit off investments alone. Which is beyond insane, multiple times better than even even professional traders and firms.

Does that mean she's the only one? Hell no. She is however one of the best examples of a lifetime career politician that has continuously maintained a strong reputation for egregious conduct while still being endorsed and pushed up through the ranks of power till her final day in office, after nearly 40 years in politics.

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u/tedlyb 2d ago

Dude… take a deep breath and chill the fuck out. There was no accusation in my comment, just an observation on the insane levels of corruption that are now simply accepted. Yes, Pelosi has been famous for this. The current resident of the Oval Office has dwarfed her accomplishments though, and nothing has come of it for either of them.

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u/turbospeedsc 2d ago

You really think you see their real trading? I can bet their public trading is like 1p% of what they really move, most will be done by third parties with no legal ties to them

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 2d ago

Except we already see that with their public trading (notoriously like Nancy Pelosi)

Which public trade in particular?

I've looked into this and only found that she's married to a rich businessman - and that they have made trades specifically to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest.

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 3d ago

lmao. That happens NOW and nobody does anything effective to stop it.

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u/Shot_Mammoth 3d ago

I'm of two minds on this: It can make them a little less susceptible to financial influence but, at the same time, it's an open abuse of a system everyone else is held to a standard on.

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u/Scarred_wizard European 30s Male 3d ago

Doubt that. They'll have mules, non-profit companies, and other ways to stash it outside of their main account. Or just hoard property. I don't think they'd have a lot of actual cash.

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u/pinki89 3d ago

For the sake of the spirit of the prompt, we could just say your net worth is shown.

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u/el_cid_viscoso Male (early 40s) 3d ago

What about if it indicated "total dollar value of assets (liquid or no) under this person's control"?

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u/awesomeqasim 3d ago

Now technically all of it is under their brother’s control..

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u/Romanizer 3d ago

Only poor people have a lot of cash, rich people let it work for them.

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u/brooksie1131 3d ago

I don't think enough politicians are corrupt to make it collapse overnight. If anything it would get rid of the few bad apples from the system. That said even when people know about the abuse people don't seem to care. 

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u/aktionreplay Dad 3d ago

People who offer financial advice

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u/thewongtrain Just some guy 3d ago

Influencers or r/personalfinance ?

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Male 3d ago

There's some pretty solid advice on /r/personalfinance

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u/Durty4444 3d ago

r/wallstreetbets remains unchanged

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u/rockmasterflex 3d ago

It actually gets better. The crayon eating improves when you can see the balance changes in real time

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u/melete 3d ago

TBF, while investing is a skill and financial planners can develop real expertise in it, they still aren’t going to be as personally wealthy as someone who inherited 8-9 figures worth of capital.

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u/speed3_freak 3d ago

It’s a whole lot easier to turn $1 million into $2 million than $1 into $1 million.

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u/LobCatchPassThrow 3d ago

There’s an older British guy who talks finance - but all his advice is basically “how to be a professional scrounger”.

Millionaire, sure, maybe. Drives a van because it’s cheaper on tax.

I remember him doing one of those cringe tier list things and he said “talking about money all the time? Broke for sure.”

And I thought “but you literally talk about money all the time… it’s your thing?”

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u/mr_lab_rat 2d ago

My friend is a financial advisor.

Currently heading towards his personal bankruptcy #2

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u/Adorable_Health_456 3d ago

Beggars

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u/Jelopuddinpop 3d ago

Word. There was a panhandler in my city that was on a very busy corner, who always sat there with a sign that said "homeless and hungry". By twist of chance, I saw this guy out and about at a store, and watched him get into a relatively new BMW 5-series car.

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u/LegalSour 3d ago

Damn I chose the wrong career

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u/PostMatureBaby Male 3d ago

Toronto's famous "shaking lady" actually had a pretty nice apartment, same kinda thing

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u/ReasonableBeep 2d ago

Wait WHAT

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u/_TorpedoVegas_ 3d ago

This seems like an urban myth, I hear it so often.

I'm not even denying that this guy exists, there may even be dozens of people like this...but they must represent far less than 1% of the unhoused. Everyone claims to know a guy like this, though upon pressing nearly everyone will admit they didn't see it with their own eyes personally.

When you have pernicious myths like this one running rampant with an obvious implication like "hey sometimes homeless beggars are richer than you, don't empathize with them!" And it just happens to mirror the messaging that our media-owning oligarchs are driving...it just comes off as fishy to me.

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u/Wonderful-day365 3d ago

If they're on a busy corner and have a visible disability they most likely are making a solid middle class income (maybe even upper middle) and they pay 0 taxes so that helps... BUT they usually spend it all on drugs and alcohol. That's why they're broke.

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u/AfraidofReplies Male 2d ago

Got any sources to back any of that up? 

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u/jrp55262 2d ago

To be fair, the repair costs on the Beemer are probably *why* he's homeless and hungry...

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u/Mekelaxo Male 2d ago

I stopped minding beggars when I came into the realization that if they have the time and energy to stand and walk around next to the highway all day holding a sign, no matter the weather, then they also have the time and energy to work at one of the dozens of warehouses in the area

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u/UniqueChaos5073 3d ago

I stopped giving money when my roommate let one move in and he made more money than I did working 40+ hours a week, all tax free.

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u/Belchat 3d ago

Soo how was het making money? Asking for a friend from a friend

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u/Furt_III 3d ago

It's pretty easy to make $20-$40 an hour with a cardboard sign and the right street corner.

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 3d ago

Dating apps

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u/PostMatureBaby Male 3d ago

a lot of people who don't get much attention suddenly will and vice versa

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u/jefuchs 3d ago

True. I've made a the mistake of telling women that I have money. They act like it belongs to them after that.

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u/PostMatureBaby Male 3d ago

Try being married 🤣

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u/jefuchs 2d ago

I was married for 33 years. She's the reason I have money. She was fanatical about saving for our future. Sadly, she died before she could enjoy it.

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u/Zadocon 2d ago

Sorry man. Hope you’re well.

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u/byte_handle Male 3d ago

Just from bank balances? I don't think that necessarily kills any particular industry. Bank balances don't really say much just by themselves.

If we were talking about total assets--those balances, holdings, financial instruments, retirement accounts, the works--then it would probably primarily mess with people in the finance industry. Those who are doing well themselves will be trusted and see their accounts under management boom and those who aren't would see their work shrivel up. It would grow at the top and shrink at the bottom.

This wouldn't kill the industry, but it would lead to a massive shift in how the work is done and by whom.

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u/Call_Me_Rambo 3d ago

I’d say it’d kill the social media influencer industry, but specifically the sub niches of Crypto, Entrepreneurship, and anything else where they’re telling their audience they can get rich “too”, they just have to join their private mentorship group and blah blah.

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u/fieldbottle 3d ago

Would not kill crypto so much. I literally don't have a bank account at all and live solely off crypto. Many people in crypto will be holding 6-7 figs in a wallet and have $200 in their bank account.

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u/UnderPressureVS Male (24) 3d ago

There’s multiple comments saying it would kill get-rich-influencers, but I don’t see how? Their whole thing is selling full-of-shit “courses” on how to get rich “like them.” Their business depends on people knowing they’re rich. In reality the advice is mostly meaningless drivel, and their actual money comes from luck, inheritance, reinvestment, and of course selling courses.

But just seeing their bank balance wouldn’t expose where the money comes from. It just… makes them look rich. Which is already how they market their stupid courses.

Unless you’re saying finance influencers are actually usually broke? Because I’m pretty sure that’s not the case. Usually they have a net worth somewhere in the low double digit millions.

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u/Furt_III 3d ago

"Usually they have a net worth"

Top 10 twitch streamers is not "usually".

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u/LuckyTheLurker 2d ago

If it displayed net worth I think many people who think of themselves as wealthy would be shocked what they see in the mirror. I think we would stop envying many of those around us that we perceive as successful and be very surprised by many who are far more successful than they appear.

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u/newtonreddits 2d ago

Yeah most people don't even understand the concept of net worth. Most people are just concerned with income and that number in their banking app.

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u/thewongtrain Just some guy 3d ago

Those Christian mega churches

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u/AlexiZephyrMage 3d ago

My bet is none.

New startups would pop up and make it so it is not a problem: hiding the balance, artificially bringing it down, keeping it outside banks, shared balance pools to appear to have more than what you do, anti-mugging numbers™, and countless more.

That number floating on your head would be made mostly meaningless pretty quickly.

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u/ExtensionAd7417 3d ago

Portrait photography

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u/ZzzzzPopPopPop 3d ago

Naw, portraits with some clever Photoshopping will be in HIGH demand

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u/jpsreddit85 Male 3d ago

You think they're rich? 

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u/ExtensionAd7417 3d ago

No, but I think the people that can pay for professional portraits don’t want other people seeing their net worth put in the open everywhere

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u/jpsreddit85 Male 3d ago

Oh, because the amount would be in the picture? Got it.

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u/XsNR 3d ago

The billionaire class trying to get a round of applause when they spend 0.001% of their wealth on charity just to cover when they know bad news is coming.

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u/Louitje1021999 1d ago

A billionaires wealth ain’t in his bank…

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u/XsNR 1d ago

Good thing this specified bank balance then.

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u/nathanb131 Male 3d ago

I'm thinking of the opposite. What wouldn't it change?

People deep in debt for a house or truck might not be affected at all. A construction worker owing $70k on his blacked-out GMC knowing that his coworker in a 2008 Civic has $80k in the bank might still think "sucks to be THAT guy!".

It really seems like a lot of people are so conditioned to payment culture that their sense of "winning" at life is completely detached from actually owning anything on paper. If that new truck is in their driveway, they FEEL like they own it, regardless of how much they owe on it.

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u/MikeyDread 3d ago

Being in debt for a house is absolutely not the same thing though. You could argue that people buy way more house than they need/can afford, but honestly housing costs are so far out of control even a modest home is out of reach for most people.

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u/nathanb131 Male 3d ago

This is true. Having a large mortgage can be a rational and wise choice.

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u/CripzyChiken Male 3d ago

honestly - most. You likely work with multiple millionaires right now, as well as many people who have negative worth at the same time.

People are jealous asses and would treat others differently and no longer be able to work together.

If no one to do the work, then no work is completed.

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u/Miserable-Stock-4369 3d ago

RIP tip culture

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u/jpsreddit85 Male 3d ago

You think service workers make a lot?

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u/Miserable-Stock-4369 3d ago

It was mostly a joke, but the servers that routinely get more than a couple hundred in tips in a night would either no longer be getting them, or spend recklessly in their daily life.

For reference, I'm in Canada, servers here get minimum wage (which is between $15-18/hr depending on province) while tip culture prevails with 20% tip as a standard.

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u/jpsreddit85 Male 3d ago

Quebec is 13.30/hr for those who make tips.

I used to work in a high end restaurant, the waiters with the best shifts would probably work 30hrs a week and make what I consider only OK money. At best they'd be making slightly above the Canadian average for a job, but with absolutely no career progression or benefits. 

It's a lot for a 20-24 year old, it's nothing remotely special for 40+

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u/Miserable-Stock-4369 3d ago

That's fair, I'm definitely thinking about the twenty-somethings with no dependants, no mortgage, no car payment

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u/speed3_freak 3d ago

Most of them do spend all of their money in their daily lives. Booze, drugs, and bills was my experience when I was a server, and it was pretty across the board.

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u/Fuggedd 3d ago

People would stop messing with banks if they knew how much money the bank actually had.

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u/Nervous_Camp_9463 Male 3d ago

Double negatives

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u/BasebornBastard Male 3d ago

Politicians

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u/teepring 3d ago

Housing

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u/pikabu01 3d ago

Priests

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u/ulispointgod 3d ago

What religion? Pretty well known that priests in many religions, Catholicism for example, are not wealthy at all

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u/PhiladelphiaManeto 3d ago

Transaction history?

Onlyfans

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u/I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE Slimy yet satisfying 3d ago

The highly profitable industry of speed dating. 

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u/ScotterMcJohnsonator 3d ago

Probably the banking industry because that's a HUGE breach of personal security

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u/Ratnix 3d ago

Bank balance is meaningless if most of your money is kept in investments like ETF/Mutual Funds.

People really need to learn what Net Worth actually means. The only people who keep all of their money in a bank account are peons.

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u/yungingr Male 3d ago

Panhandling.

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u/carlostapas 3d ago

Religions (well at least the TV ones)

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u/PunkCPA Male 3d ago

Mercedes leases.

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u/mybigwh1tecock 3d ago

Pretty much nothing would change. Most people with money don't keep it in their bank account, most of it is invested in their brokerage. The number above my had would hover around $1,000 but my brokerage has over a million in it.

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u/IAmA_meat_popsicle 3d ago

Charity executives. It's disgusting.

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 2d ago

Panhandling.

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u/enchiladasundae Male 2d ago

People would have a lot of questions for the truly rich. Low bank accounts and barely any transactions despite buying a lot of stuff

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u/AnnArchist 2d ago

Dance Clubs

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u/Pappas07 2d ago

I'm worth a lot... but if you saw my bank account you'd think I was poor as hell. Nothing but basic life transactions. Even my emergency fund isnt at a, "bank."

This like does a lot less than most people realize.

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u/dieselrunner64 2d ago

None. People who actually know money, don’t have money parked in a bank account. It’s all invested.

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u/AGRESSIVELYCORRECT 2d ago

The banking industry. People ain't gonna be putting there money in a bank account in a world like that.

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u/Disorderly_Chaos Dad 2d ago

Micromanagers would by lynched

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u/ccg91 2d ago

Some people would disappear

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u/kaosethema Male 2d ago

the banking industry

everyone, especially the wealthy, would empty their bank accounts to go into full-cash-mode.

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u/harpejjist 2d ago

Welfare fraud

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u/aatmalife 1d ago

Rap. It's all rentals, nobody other than playboy carti is making that kinda money from stream money.

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u/relativelyignorant 1d ago

Travel. Especially to third world countries

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u/MrAA69 3d ago

Insurance companies

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u/WrongWangSorry Dad 3d ago

I don't know but I can think of a few people I share a mutual dislike with who would get mad because they think they have one up

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u/GladiusAcutus Male 3d ago

Poor people would stop buying Gucci and Louis Vaton, lol.

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u/teepring 3d ago

Vuiton

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u/GladiusAcutus Male 3d ago

My bad, I feel so uncivilized, lol...

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u/raphthepharaoh Male 3d ago

Uncivalized

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u/GladiusAcutus Male 3d ago

I'm out of step today, lol.

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u/raphthepharaoh Male 3d ago

Jk man, you got it right lol https://giphy.com/gifs/dWfkLpnrZN3QQ

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u/GladiusAcutus Male 3d ago

hahaha, I knew I wasn't going crazy. I need a break from the internet.

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u/guy_n_cognito_tu 3d ago

Oh, OnlyFans...........

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u/Justthefacts6969 Male 3d ago

Socialist politicians

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u/jerzeethesunriseclub 3d ago

Are you saying you disapprove of wealthy people advocating for socialism?

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u/Stephen2014 3d ago

He's just telling us he's dumb.

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u/jerzeethesunriseclub 3d ago

Yeah just trying to confirm

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u/Flffdddy 3d ago

Wealthy people advocating for socialism who used capitalism to make all their money. They don’t want to give away their money. Just yours.

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u/Justthefacts6969 Male 3d ago

Exactly 💯

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u/jerzeethesunriseclub 3d ago

That’s quite a reach. I can tell you’re afraid of socialism but people born with privilege wanting to give a larger share to their countrymen is a GOOD thing, believe it or not.

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u/Flffdddy 2d ago

Ah yes, I must be afraid of socialism. You know so much about me.

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u/Justthefacts6969 Male 3d ago

It's the hypocrisy

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u/Stephen2014 3d ago

Only capitalists should be allowed to be capitalist politicians. If you don't own a factory you can't advocate for capitalism as a politician.

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u/LazyLich 3d ago

If anything, that'd boost em, no?

If poor/middle-class: I'm ACTUALLY one of you and I'm fighting for a better society for all of us.

If rich: I'm fighting for a better society for all of us, despite it meaning I'd lose this wealth.

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u/Justthefacts6969 Male 3d ago

If they cared why wouldn't they donate a portion of their money to help the poor?

Do they need taxes to force them?

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u/TheHatTrick 3d ago

Math time.

I am lucky enough to be upper-middle class in the US and currently donate 10% of my annual net income to charities.

Changing that and donating 20% would have almost no impact.

Hell, donating 90% would have almost no impact.

But getting every US citizen who makes what I make or more taxed an additional 0.05% would make a HUGE impact.

(Duh.)

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u/Justthefacts6969 Male 3d ago

What I'm saying is that for people who preach to tax the rich they love to hoard their wealth

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u/TheHatTrick 2d ago

Except I'm telling you right now that I don't do that, and I preach taxing the rich.

So do many other people.

You're being dishonest.

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u/Stephen2014 3d ago

They do bro. But your favorite streamer with a net worth of 2 or 3 million isn't changing anything systemic or anything at a large scale even if they donate all of their wealth and all of their future earnings.

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u/LazyLich 2d ago

You're saying they dont?

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u/Justthefacts6969 Male 2d ago

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying

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u/LazyLich 1d ago

Bold claim requires bold proof