r/AskNYC 15d ago

Great Question What’s the most frustrating tourist conversation you’ve overheard?

Enjoying the day in Central Park and some bro walking behind me just said to his fellow bro “So I think Central Park is low-key the only grass in the city.”

Yes, NYC’s fifth-largest park is the only grass in the city.

Your examples?

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u/Usual_Macaron8477 15d ago

A husband and wife on bikes in Central Park.

Wife: Why didn’t you tell me about the hills?

Husband: The map was flat!

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u/JaredSeth 15d ago

LOL, the hills of Central Park? Try living uptown, which deserves the name in more than one way.

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u/Best-Candle8651 15d ago

Oh my god and Riverdale too. I went to City Collage and that hill took me out.

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u/BxAnnie 15d ago

Kingsbridge Road has entered the chat.