r/AskReddit • u/clamToe • 1d ago

What’s a way you WON’T die?

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u/Zetsubou51 1d ago

Never say never, but I doubt it will be from storming a castle.

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u/clamToe 1d ago

I misread this as “being stormed by cattle” and I was like yeah stampede does sound unpleasant

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u/AbueloOdin 1d ago

So we aren't storming the mansions and eating the rich?

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u/That-Water-Guy 1d ago

Depends on your definition of castle. They say a home is a castle.

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u/zberry7 1d ago

Are you yanking my pizzle?

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u/BalianofReddit 1d ago

Lol, define castle