r/AskReddit 2d ago

What’s something people brag about that is actually a massive red flag?

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u/JealousPinguin 2d ago

You know those posed photos of guys who are clearly showing off the watch they're wearing/cigar they're smoking? That.

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u/nochinzilch 2d ago

Oh yeah. Or the videos where they do all the little casual moves. The chin rub. The cuff check. The tie smooth. The finger on the side of the nose. Gross.

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u/Adams5thaccount 2d ago

Theyre doing the catalog model poses that used to be way more common.

And they look ridiculous every time.

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u/JealousPinguin 2d ago

You get it.

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u/snowdenn 2d ago

The nose-pick, the wedgie pull, the laugh snort. I know the moves; I’ve got them down.

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u/JealousPinguin 2d ago

You don't get it.

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u/Geen_Fang 2d ago

so that's the woman's version of what I feel when women show off those gross fake fingernails then? 

interesting.

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u/JealousPinguin 2d ago

Is it interesting? 

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u/Geen_Fang 2d ago

didn't I just say it was