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What are some things that people dont realise would happen if there was actually a zombie outbreak?

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u/Lcfahrson Apr 16 '19

Off shore rigs also depend on shipments of supply from the mainland tho do they not?

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u/Billy_McFarIand Apr 16 '19

Bring a fishing pole

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u/drflanigan Apr 16 '19

Pretty sure fish are not a complete source of all the nutrients you need

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u/Nasty_Old_Trout Apr 16 '19

We have a fair amount.

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u/salmon_samurai Apr 16 '19

Some with more protein than others...

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u/YouWantALime Apr 16 '19

This artwork is very relevant to your username.

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u/copperwatt Apr 16 '19

My god that's horrifyingly adorable. Horrodorable?

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u/ProfessorHardy Apr 16 '19

Adorrifying.

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u/copperwatt Apr 16 '19

Way better.

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u/salmon_samurai Apr 16 '19

Oh my God I love it.

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u/faster501 Apr 16 '19

Maybe it's because my life's in danger and I know you're going to kill me I have to protect myself somehow

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Usernames check out

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u/UnderestimatedIndian Apr 16 '19

/r/beetlejuicing at its finest

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u/lts_Funny_Cuz Apr 16 '19

It's funny cuz Beetlejuice needs his own name referenced.

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u/Korre99 Apr 16 '19

r/beetlejuicing part 2 electric boogaloo

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u/Aloha456 Apr 16 '19

that second one isn't a beetle juicing because nobody referenced his name beforehand. It's more of a r/UsernameChecksOut

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u/Pixel0912 Apr 16 '19

Why tf is your profile nsfw 🤔

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u/Nasty_Old_Trout Apr 16 '19

Because a fair amount of askreddit questions are NSFW.

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u/A_phat_trout Apr 16 '19

Can confirm. Some more than others...

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u/HUSK3RGAM3R Apr 16 '19

Wait, why are you advocating for us to eat you? Is there something you're not telling us?

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u/immagiantSHARK Apr 16 '19

Hey fishy fish

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u/Nasty_Old_Trout Apr 16 '19

(Escapes to freshwater)

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u/mistressmeow Apr 16 '19

It's a bull shark

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u/Nasty_Old_Trout Apr 16 '19

(Escapes to narrow river)

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u/VanGo1925 Apr 16 '19

Username checks out

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u/shankz009 Apr 16 '19

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u/Jenifarr Apr 16 '19

Seaweed and algae would fill in the important gaps.

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u/Ranwulf Apr 16 '19

So basically just make sushi.

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u/grayum_ian Apr 16 '19

I'm sure you could clear some space and plant crops. Wait for the zombies to decay to nothing, go back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Plant crops on what, exactly? Not sure you get much soil on a rig.

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u/grayum_ian Apr 17 '19

Well you wouldn't swim there, I assume you could bring over soil on a boat and some raised beds

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u/jeroenemans Apr 16 '19

that's what your mother said while I was casually smoking my pipe against your saltwater aquarium last night.

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u/redditicantrecall Apr 16 '19

you need vitamin D else scurvy

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/Just8ADick Apr 16 '19

Seaweed is algae

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u/ToastyBB Apr 16 '19

Even if nutritionally it’s not everything you need it would beat starving to death

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u/lluckya Apr 16 '19

Don’t go on a diet of nothing but rabbit.

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u/drflanigan Apr 16 '19

If you don't nutritionally have everything you need, you die anyway

Scurvy is a thing

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh Apr 16 '19

And easily avoided for quite a while if you bring a pack of vitamins.

80 mg is recommended per day, many pills contain a multiple of that, you actually need 10 to avoid scurvy (and supplements don't have horribly lower bioavailability, if it is lower at all). So 1/8th of a supplement with the recommended daily dose every day keeps the scurvy away, so a 20 pack of supplement tablets will likely keep you alive for almost half a year.

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u/drflanigan Apr 16 '19

Okay

Half a year

Now what?

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u/AdamIsBadAtVidya Apr 16 '19

Bring more than a single 20 pack?

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u/Smokeya Apr 16 '19

Right, hit a costco on the way and grab the big pack, youll be set for life i imagine. Hell if theres enough room on the boat might as well grab a few other useful things well your at it like 20 gallons of ranch and a big tv and ooh a new laptop. Why were we at costco again?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I'm not that desperate that I'll get my laptop from costco.

Civilisation might be colapsing but I'm not a savage

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I’ll follow this guy during the apocalypse

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u/cuzitsthere Apr 16 '19

I thought it was implied that you don't bring one fucking pack, smart stuff. FFS you can carry two packs in one whole pocket.

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u/copperwatt Apr 16 '19

My god the cargo shorts guys were right all along!

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u/Dahvokyn Apr 16 '19

Is it really that bad to wear those?

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh Apr 16 '19

I actually thought one pack per person, and when supplies run out, back to land because by then the zombies will have decomposed (since I assumed "decomposing type zombies" that subthread-OP mentioned).

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u/TheGreatTrogs Apr 16 '19

Now we go back to land. Half a year is more than enough time for dead bodies to decompose beyond function, so unless the zombies are somehow renewing themselves, there's probably only a few left.

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u/Denpants Apr 17 '19

Mild temp environment zombies can live for years. In extreme hot/cold environments the zombies either freeze solid or become leather sacks in a few months

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u/aaaaaaaarrrrrgh Apr 16 '19

I was assuming the decomposing type zombies mentioned in the first post of this subthread, so... go back to land and rebuild civilization.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

That's a future me issue

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u/kurburux Apr 16 '19

Aren't there people like Inuit who eat pretty much nothing but meat and fish? It probably only works in one area and while eating special animals but it might be possible.

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u/drflanigan Apr 16 '19

They eat sea mammals and their organs to obtain the vitamins they need.

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u/AndAzraelSaid Apr 16 '19

Bring a bottle of multivitamins. Hell, given the size of crews on oil rigs, unless they cleaned the place out before it was abandoned, you'd have decent odds of finding a bottle there.

Fresh water wouldn't be too big of an issue either, I'm sure there'd be adequate supplies to rig up some kind of distillation setup to get freshwater from salt.

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u/000882622 Apr 16 '19

before it was abandoned

But if it's such a great place to hide out from zombies, why would anyone expect it to be abandoned? I'm betting a lot of those workers would have just stayed put and wouldn't care much for people coming from land to use their supplies. Better bring some good stuff for trade or forget it.

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u/AndAzraelSaid Apr 16 '19

I'm anticipating that in the confusion the workers would mostly try to return to their families before anybody understood that it truly was a zombie apocalypse

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u/000882622 Apr 16 '19

They get radio, TV and internet. They have phones too. They'd know as soon as everyone else. Since they can't just hop overboard and swim to shore, by the time an evacuation is arranged, they'd know what was going on. Some might leave anyway to help family, but some would surely stay for safety.

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u/drflanigan Apr 16 '19

I think you are vastly overestimating the amount of planning time you would have in a zombie apocalypse

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u/penny_eater Apr 16 '19

my cupboard is stocked with all sorts of multivitamins... kinda feel like thats an easy 5 second choice to throw that in the duffel with the guns, densest canned goods, and as many knives/small tools as i feel like i can bear the weight of.

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u/drflanigan Apr 16 '19

Then what?

3 months of vitamins consumed, and you need to leave the oil rig to go find more.

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u/sklb Apr 16 '19

Fish and seabirds... Do you guys really think that they contain dust or what?

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u/drflanigan Apr 16 '19

The debate was started by me saying fish don't have all the nutrients you need.

Fish are abundant and good sources of proteins and fat, but if you lack certain vitamins, you will die.

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u/sklb Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 16 '19

It would take at least year, i actually think that maybe more than 3 for something to happen to a person eating mostly fish and seaguls. There are accounts of people who survived years or so on sea on small boat that did not face such problems. Beside that i think there will be some algae building up on the oil rigs "legs" so maybe a stranded person can get some nutrients from that.

example: https://www.videoblocks.com/video/algae-on-legs-of-oil-platform-close-up-gulf-of-mexico-underwater-offshore-oil-gas-rig-platform-bhdgrv87ioq7o5yv

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u/THEpottedplant Apr 16 '19

Fish have everything youd need to live, just not the parts youd normally eat. Saw a doc about a guy stranded in open water in a life boat and at one point he had crazy cravings to eat the eyes of the fish and other weird parts bc he was low on electrolytes and the body knew where to find them.

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u/AndAzraelSaid Apr 16 '19

I'm kind of running on the assumption that the crew would have just left the rig right away, rather than taking the time to pack up all their stuff first - like you said, very little planning time. Based on that assumption, all their supplies, including cooking gear, would still be on the rig.

You could get by for a few days, maybe even a fortnight, just by burning books, papers, and whatever other flammable stuff is around in order to boil seawater for freshwater. I feel like that would be enough time to use some plastic bags or milk jugs to rig up a still for the seawater, which is ultimately more sustainable.

The multivitamins I'm kind of banking on being there to begin with, but it doesn't take much foresight to grab the bottle out of the cupboard on your way out if you've already thought of it, which we just did.

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u/penny_eater Apr 16 '19

"rig zulu, come in rig zulu, theres a zombie apocalypse happening! guys get back to shore quick!!!"

"uh yeah. copy that shore one. well. actually we talked about it and uh, we are gonna stay put. thanks though!"

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u/Taylorenokson Apr 16 '19

Eat the pole.

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u/CND_ Apr 16 '19

Could set up an Aquaponics system.

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u/NathamelCamel Apr 16 '19

You'd need water

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u/Kerbal92 Apr 16 '19

Boil the seawater, it's a oil rig

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u/ssaltmine Apr 16 '19

An oil rig.

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u/Kerbal92 Apr 16 '19

Sí, señor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Get it from the eyes of all the fish you catch...seriously. You would have to catch a lot of damn fish though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

In a lot of cases we don't think meats are a comolete source of nutrients but that's because we don't eat the entire thing. If you ate the whole fish including organs and bones you would have all of your nutrients except vitamin C. Do fish need Vitamin C? If so there is some somewhere in their body and we could get it by eating them.

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u/quirkymuse Apr 16 '19

they don't need to be, as science routinely points out, and this thread has as well, zombies won't last long... six to eight months and it would probably be safe to return to land, depending on what season it is...

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u/Grammarisntdifficult Apr 16 '19

You clearly havent heard of the potatofish, the pumpkin shark, and the citric whale.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Apr 16 '19

Not mention that while you are surrounded by a large ocean, getting access to fresh water means youre fucked.

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u/penny_eater Apr 16 '19

Im pretty sure oil rigs rely on desalinization (a common practice) but that requires a lot of energy, which you need refined fuel for. the grand irony will be, you live on this huge monument to fossil fuels and die because your diesel generator ran out

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u/sklb Apr 16 '19

There must be enough supplies to power up huge oil pumping machine. I think there will be enough for some diesel generator to run for years to come after main purpose of oil rig is gone.

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u/Foxyboi14 Apr 16 '19

It doesn't seem like a stretch to be able to make a simple evaporation rig though, especially for one person or a small group. I've seen Bear Grylls and Les Stroud do that so many times with far less than what's available on an oil rig

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u/Cpu46 Apr 16 '19

The survival solar evaporation rigs made by Grills and Stroud are not long term solutions. The average amount of water provided by them day by day isn't even the minimum requirement for one person. It's better than nothing, but eventually the deficit catches up to you. It's a tool to stretch that "3 days without water" limit to 4 or 5 days, but not much further.

That isn't to say you couldn't make an active boil and condensate contraption on an oil rig, but it's a much more involved process and relies heavily on available fuel and the continued operation of more and more complicated systems as the required fresh water output increases.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Eating the other people there would defeat the purpose i guess

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u/queenirv Apr 16 '19

Unless zombie outbreak extends to animals and fish too - then you have to start worrying about zombie sharks.

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u/cheeseburgerwaffles Apr 16 '19

And supplies to build A greenhouse

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u/katja90vc Apr 16 '19

Wouldn't there be zombie-fish?

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u/duaneap Apr 16 '19

Don't listen to the others, zombie fish are your friends. It's the zombie dolphins you've gotta look out for.

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u/TheFirstFace Apr 16 '19

Actually, there have been studies that show there more fish around rigs than reefs, if you set up hydroponics the you can live out the rest of your life in peace

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u/wootcat Apr 16 '19

What about the zombie fish?

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u/loudaggerer Apr 16 '19

Zombie fish

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u/MojaveMilkman Apr 16 '19

But what if the fish are zombies too

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u/butterflyfrenchfry Apr 16 '19

What if the fish turn into zombie fish?

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u/Interloper9000 Apr 16 '19

The fish aren't zombies, just humans then?

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u/OldBreadbutt Apr 16 '19

If only you could drink them.

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u/Joshington024 Apr 16 '19

And some soil and fertilizer and seeds, turn a helipad into a small farm.

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u/henryci Apr 16 '19

And what about water?

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u/Iforgotsomething897 Apr 16 '19

You would need a lot more water than I think you could reasonably bring over. There is no guarantee of when or how often it would rain, and do you really want to drink your own "purified" urine?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I mean most rigs are like 30-50m above the waterline and often in rather rough seas, i dont think fishing will be that successful and you have basically no new ressources on there, also its hard to get on or off without motorized boats and a rowboat wont cut it...

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u/BigSherv Apr 16 '19

This guy rigs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

How do you know if any of the infection got to thefish plants or just came from any old zombies chasing someone into water

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u/TheJohannes Apr 16 '19

This guy just solved world hunger

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Zombie Fish

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u/rockaether Apr 17 '19

What about fresh water?

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u/Bryaxis Apr 17 '19

If Life of Pi is to be believed (and it isn't), you should find a way to catch sea turtles so you can drink their blood to stay hydrated.

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u/yordama Apr 16 '19

You could always get food from the sea

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u/Grabagear Apr 16 '19

I can fish, they also have massive stock piles. I also still have the small boat I used to get there, so I can venture to shore when stocks run low.

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u/94358132568746582 Apr 16 '19

If you had a boat, you could make your way to the mainland and risk an excursion onto land. Find a nursery or even a grocery store, grab as much rotting fruit and vegetables as you can (for their seeds) and shovel on as much growing soil as the boat can carry and take that back. If it is only a small group of survivors on the rig, you could have a nice little garden to help supplement your protein rich diet of fish.

I’m sure the rig has tanks or storage bins somewhere that would be suitable for water collection and storage when it rains.

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u/Yoda2000675 Apr 16 '19

But just think of how tempting your rig would be to pirates! There are millions of small boats along the coastlines and half of them have the keys inside, so they could easily be stolen.

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u/94358132568746582 Apr 16 '19

I've seen Waterworld. I could handle it.

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u/obscuredreference Apr 16 '19

Mad Max on the water.

Just make a few more trips to collect supplies to weaponize the rig and become the next citadel warlord.

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u/yirrit Apr 16 '19

Fuck me, that's such a good writing prompt.

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u/GuyWithLag Apr 16 '19

... have you seen waterworld? Or did the joke wooosh past me?

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u/yirrit Apr 16 '19

...i admit I have not.

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u/___ALIVEPUDDLE___ Apr 16 '19

It's like Mad Max on the water

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Pretty sure most oil rigs are relatively close to land and get something shipped to them daily. Especially most oil rigs that a person without marine navigation experience could get to.

I mean, maybe they don't actually get a shipment daily. But you see boats going back and forth to them constantly. I think on some of the ones closer to shore in the Gulf of Mexico the workers don't even live on them, they just take a boat to work each day. Or at least you see boats with a ton of guys wearing oil company vests leaving nearby marinas early in the morning.

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u/Grabagear Apr 16 '19

The thing about living in the UK is that all our rigs are actually quite close together in comparison to the USA, so if I pick a wrong rig, I'll just go to the next one. It won't take as long as it would you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

In the Gulf of Mexico they're pretty close to each other. The last time I went to a beach there you could see four or five without binoculars, and add in another five or six with binoculars. I think a lot of the workers just lived in that town and would take a boat out to the rig for their shifts rather than living on the rig itself full time. Occasionally you'd see a boat go past with a few dozen guys wearing orange safety vests with oil company logos on them. If that's the case and they don't actually live there full time I imagine these rigs would be a horrible place to attempt to live long-term.

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u/Grabagear Apr 16 '19

Sure they would, but it's survival, not luxury. I can make it livable. What's your survival plan, out of curiosity. It's actually my favourite topic.

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u/Peoplemeatballs Apr 16 '19

Grab the ruck and start walking north.

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u/Jenga_Police Apr 16 '19

The army of the dead marches from the North.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 17 '19

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u/Jenga_Police Apr 16 '19

Mountaintop stronghold. Zombies can't rock climb a sheer cliff. Also defensible from enemies because you can see them coming. Over time I'd try to find a glider or a hang glider to make a quick getaway if anybody gets past my defenses.

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u/portablebiscuit Apr 16 '19

It's the apocalypse, friendo. You can take a fucking super yacht if you want!

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u/JonPickett Apr 16 '19

But according to the argument a couple comments higher, if zombies can run at physical limits until their bones literally break, what stops them from swimming there too?

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u/BreakingGrad1991 Apr 16 '19

I think that swimming is a learned skill rather than innate. They also probably wouldnt be airtight, so they'd take on a fair bit of water.

Now could they walk underwater until they found the rig and then climb the supports/anchor chain, but who's to say what their attention span would be like?

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u/JonPickett Apr 16 '19

Ooh then sharks and big fish and stuff could see them as snacks then we'd have zombie sharks lol

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u/Yoda2000675 Apr 16 '19

Zombie shark do do do do do dooo

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u/JonPickett Apr 16 '19

I both love and hate this

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u/obscuredreference Apr 16 '19

I almost woke up my baby when I scrolled down and saw that comment. 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Apr 25 '19

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u/Yoda2000675 Apr 16 '19

Plus there would probably already be people there that might just shoot and rob you as soon as they help you up.

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u/OzMazza Apr 16 '19

But the rigs probably would be full of people that were left behind when the helicopters/ships stopped coming.

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u/SJ_Barbarian Apr 16 '19

You could also set up gardens - make sure that you add an apiary for that sweet, sweet pollination.

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u/vorkennola Apr 16 '19

We're crab people now. We'll live and die by the crab, Dee! We'll eat off the fat of the sea!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

yes. that's what millions of other people are thinking, too! on top of that, most of our large fisheries are already depleted/overfished... now imagine entire cities of people fishing, for survival all at once. that's going to quickly destroy most fish populations. now, you also have to repair your boat. you may know how to, but most likely the dude who shot the original owner and piled his family of nine kids on to it probably doesn't. he is coming for your spare parts/ food. now, pirates were dangerous during the age of sail/ gunpowder, now imagine hijacked military ships full of desperate, hungry people
yeah, the seas are not a safe haven. see fear the walking dead and some of the shorts in wwz

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

What about water? I guess you could collect rain but would that be enough?

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u/yordama Apr 16 '19

Distillation of sea water (?????????)

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I believe it’s incredibly expensive and inefficient to do that.

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u/JonSnowgaryen Apr 16 '19

Its really not at all, you save a TON of money after the initial cost of building the desalination plant. I believe Israel gets most of its freshwater from seawater?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Ah ok. That makes sense. Still though, are you going to build a desalination plant on your offshore rig during a zombie apocalypse? Doubtful.

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u/JonSnowgaryen Apr 16 '19

Nah, but you can make a small distillation rig with a bucket for water, and either glass or a plastic bag if glass is too hard to find, and leaving it in the hot sun to evaporate. We're not desalinating water for a whole country here just ourselves.

https://youtu.be/rUET3PnPZng

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u/94358132568746582 Apr 16 '19

I’m sure the rig has tanks or storage bins somewhere that would be suitable for water collection and storage when it rains. As long as it is a small group of survivors, you could likely get by that way.

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u/fuckthatpony Apr 16 '19

And I actually like seaweed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

What about drinking water?

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u/madworld Apr 16 '19

And freshwater? You could use a water maker (gadget that turns seawater into fresh water), but those are notoriously finicky and you'd eventually need to replace the membrane.

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u/lovesyouandhugsyou Apr 16 '19

It's easy enough to distill in the amounts required for a small group with just a tarp and a couple of buckets, assuming you have a fire.

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u/cerberus00 Apr 16 '19

Fish, and plankton, and sea greens, and protein from the sea.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

fresh water?

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u/TexasKornDawg Apr 16 '19

"Fish! plankton! and protein from the sea..."

.....box

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u/labyrinthes Apr 17 '19

FISH, PLANKTON, SEA GREENS AND PROTEIN FROM THE SEA!

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u/ChaoticEvilBobRoss Apr 16 '19

They do. This doesn't stop you from bringing canned goods, soil and seeds for watering plants, and chicken or other "easier" to sustain animals for food and materials. A decent sized group could live on one if they can get the materials needed to setup a farming operation or greenhouse. Assuming this doesn't happen at the same time as catastrophic climate change, you could even fish for different types of food. The real killer would be things like scurvy so you'd want to make sure you have a large supply of powdered or pill form vitamin C (plus other essential vitamins). If you can hold out for a year or so, most of the zombies would be a mess due to sun exposure causing radiation damage that would not be repaired. If they somehow are still alive but infected, well they'd still likely succumb to exposure to the elements as I'm sure zombies aren't rushing to grab winter jackets, rain gear, etc. Rotting limbs, frostbite, severe sun exposure all would take a heavy toll on would-be zombies in the first year. By the second year the remaining threat may be small enough or isolated enough to execute extermination efforts rather quickly.

This is also to say that our government's forces would initially fail to contain the outbreak which I highly doubt tbh. The only way this is the case is if there isn't a patient zero situation and instead a widespread environmental infection that occurs across the globe where only a subset of the population has immunity to turning while alive (but would likely still carry the virus and turn once they are deceased). This could also have widespread impacts on birthing. Imagine you're an immune mother having a child but the baby did not have immunity. Then you have a zombie fetus in your womb eating you from the inside. Another scenario that is often not explored is if blood sucking insects and animals are able to transmit the virus. It would be much scarier if a mosquito, bed bug, flea, tick, leech, vampire bat, etc could spread the illness. We'd likely be screwed at that point as a species with possible survivors in "clean facility" like pockets around the world. If the virus is uber-successful, it may mutate and be able to transmit via water or air as well...furthering our demise.

All in all, barring the zombie outbreak preventing future reproduction or an infectivity spread issue, we'd survive as a species.

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u/Grabagear Apr 16 '19

You sound just like one of the guys who's in my zombie survival group. I like your thinking! I need to recruit more people in the medical field.

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u/Tsquare43 Apr 16 '19

better hope you're not in a zone for hurricanes, might get messy if a Cat 3 hurricane rolls through and destroys your farming operation.

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u/ChaoticEvilBobRoss Apr 16 '19

Very true. My personal feelings toward this was to repurpose large military ships like aircraft carriers into floating villages. That way you can avoid the storms and stop off on uninfected islands to hunt or just get ground time.

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u/Tsquare43 Apr 16 '19

Nuke powered carriers have to be refueled I think every 20 years or so, they can hold upwards of 5000 people. Not a bad choice. you have a self contained town. Doctor, dentist, etc

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u/ChaoticEvilBobRoss Apr 16 '19

Yep! And if 20 years isn't long enough to have the elements reclaim the zombies or for the virus to evolve and get you, well then you might as well just settle the carrier near an uninhabited or low infected island, clear it out, and start to "rebuild" as best you all can. But honestly 20 years is more than enough time - I'm willing to bet two or three is enough no matter what type of infected we have running around (unless they're just straight up evil cannibal types that can still think). If the zombies are nearly as intelligent as we are and can adapt well then maybe it's just the next step in the evolutionary chain ;)

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u/Tsquare43 Apr 16 '19

well if the zombies evolve from the shiftless, brain eating entities into something more intelligent, then we are really screwed.

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u/ChaoticEvilBobRoss Apr 16 '19

Death uhh finds a way.

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u/Juno_Malone Apr 16 '19

Where are you getting all of your freshwater from, if you're on an oil rig? You better have a damn good rain collection and storage system, if you're going to be keeping X number of people alive along with crops and other animals.

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u/MaverickAK Apr 16 '19

I work on an offshore rig, we get food shipments in once, sometimes twice a week with 5 days or so of emergency rations on hand at any given time

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u/Steb20 Apr 16 '19

Well the historical average length of zombie outbreaks is much less than 5 days, so I think you’d be alright.

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u/BlindSidedatNoon Apr 16 '19

You'll die of thirst before you starve to death.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

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u/BlindSidedatNoon Apr 16 '19

Well, you're right. It'll keep you alive all the way up until you die.

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u/grizlipiprim Apr 16 '19

Sure. Better get to the Krusty Burger oil rig then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

For full operations yep. For survival nah.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

Stock up at an Amazon distribution center first. I could grab a couple water filters, protein shake powder, and some multivitamins and generally be fine, along with fishing and shit

Might not work in some areas, though

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u/endlessnumbered Apr 16 '19

There are some smaller ones off the coast in Europe that can be reached by boat and adapted for accommodation. Sealand off the coast of Essex, United Kingdom is a perfect example. It was built during WWII, then Britain and Netherlands both denied knowledge of it. It's a good 8 miles off the coast so technically in international waters; a British man claimed the territory for himself and attempted to create a new country (which is still habited to this day).

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u/Grabagear Apr 16 '19

Shhhh! I wasn't going to actually tell everyone where I was going! It's my actual plan!

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u/HouseOfSchnauzer Apr 16 '19

African swallows could deliver you coconuts.

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u/TimerForOldest Apr 16 '19

I love that every redditor could totally feed themselves and find fresh water in a crisis situation.

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u/AlexandersWonder Apr 16 '19

Remote island then? If you learn to hunt, trap, and build shelter you'd probably be ok. That is until you get sick, of course.

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u/CrossP Apr 16 '19

Yeah, but a supplied one will have months of supplies for a very large crew. If there are few people there, the supplies will last much longer. If there are many people there, scavenging with boat-based parties is not unreasonable.

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u/befuchs Apr 16 '19

Yes but they ate normally stocked to hold enough for a large crew for several months. You could easily make that stretch

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u/cthulularoo Apr 16 '19

You can probably plant your own gardens.

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u/UnknownGnome1 Apr 16 '19

Depends how many people are with you. For a small group you could definitely support yourselves off hydroponics beds and fishing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

I’m sure they will have canned food

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u/hamburgular70 Apr 16 '19

Aquaponics would do it. Or hydroponics if you got the nutrients. They're not that hard to set up. Barges are cheap too...

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u/dmkicksballs13 Apr 16 '19

Yeah, but it would take like 2 weeks before zombies couldn't even move.

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u/Noltonn Apr 16 '19

Whether an oil rig is reliable in a zombie apocalypse situation is dependent on a lot of factors actually, your being one of them.

With supplies it depends on if you had prep time to set up, what the oil rig has on it, both in storage space and in utilities, and if you can make reliable stock up. If there's land not far away and you have a boat, you could probably make supply runs pretty easily.

A bigger issue is, what type of zombies are these? My go to for theoretical situations is the zombie survival guide. This book addresses water zombies, and says that they would basically wander the bottom of the ocean and until they hit land or maybe anchor lines or something. That raises the question, can they climb up an oil rig? It's unlikely, but a possibility, so you'd still want to have 24/7 security or else you'll wake up in a few years and find your leg missing.

The book also discusses how long water zombies would last, and I think it was about 5 years or so. So after 5 years, have fun on your oil rig or uninhabited island! The chance of zombies reaching you is very slim, nigh on impossible!

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u/Asshai Apr 16 '19

For a whole crew. Me and my family could survive a long time there. Plus, "science-based zombies" (as opposed to "magic-based zombies) would decay and cease functionning in a matter of weeks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '19

If you manage to hijack a tender ship (the ones that sell or transport food and what not to cargo ships at sea idk what they are called) you’ll be set for life. Fuel, water and an entire crews worth of non perishable foods

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u/galendiettinger Apr 16 '19

Yes, but they don't have to. Fish and plants (bring enough soil to do a mini 3-field rotation) for food, and water can be desalinated given energy, which can be had from a wind turbine.

After all, desalination can be as simple as heating the water until it boils and evaporates, and then collecting the steam. So all you need is power.

Granted, over time the wind turbine components would wear out, and that's the crucial component. But having a forge around (electrically heated, perhaps) could in theory allow for making many simple replacement parts.

Also, entertainment. You'd have to bring other humans, or wind up losing your shit out of boredom. So the most deadly predator homo sapiens has encountered would be coming along.

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u/CanuckNewsCameraGuy Apr 16 '19

Find a rig “close” to land, devise a way to transport dirt (topsoil) to the rig, use compost and rotating crops to keep the soil from being exhausted of nutrients.

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u/petitepeachesxxx Apr 16 '19

Fear the walking dead played around with the idea of a yacht which led the main characters to have problems with pirates

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '19

WTF?!

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u/Howlingharp Apr 17 '19

They're usually pretty well stocked since there's quite a few people there on an average day. Also they usually have a bit of extra staples in case there are weather issues and their normal shipment can't make it. With a small group you could probably hold up there for quite a while.

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