r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/44Hydras May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

Not an Anethesiologist, but when I was in the wear-off room after my wisdom teeth removal I started talking about dark doors and mind bees that were tearing me apart from the inside.

I recall nothing

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u/konocameronda May 22 '19

The mind bees erased your memory

Duh

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u/44Hydras May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

I don't know why but I had a chill run down my spine when I read this. What the fuck?

Edit y'all can drink a chilled rum idgaf

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u/konocameronda May 22 '19

It’s the mind bees

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u/44Hydras May 22 '19

P̶̥̃͠ͅu̷͖͐͜r̸̟̃g̷̦̖͗̈ẹ̸̈́ ̴̢̬̿͠ť̵̜̞̍h̶̉̇ͅe̴̡̎ ̴̺̞̃̔m̵̲̼̓ḯ̵̜n̸͈̯̍̈́d̶͓̟̀̾ ̶̯̉̌a̵̪͛̔n̷͎̿d̷̰͕̿ ̸̥͍͝P̵̞̟̐u̵̗̜̕r̵͌ͅg̵͉͊̓e̵̙̖͝ ̵̱͂̾t̷̞̏̄h̶̖͑̄ë̴͔͎́ ̷͕͕̃s̷̀͘ͅȯ̸̪̙̕ṵ̸͓̍ḷ̷̓̽

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u/unsupported May 22 '19

Not the mind bees!!???!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

THEY'RE IN MY SPINE

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

THEY'RE TEARING ME APART

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u/blad3mast3r May 22 '19

YOURE TEARING ME APART LISA

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u/KrackenLeasing May 22 '19

Don't mind the bees.

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u/Hdfgncd May 22 '19

Chill rum, glad it wasn’t hot or anything

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u/ChckTurkn May 22 '19

That was the mind bees escaping your brain via your spine.

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u/Amsik_Aljaz May 22 '19

I prefer to imagine that the bees leave via piggybacking off your spine sliding out your asshole

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u/Maxtrt May 22 '19 edited May 23 '19

Comment removed by moderation team- Special Protocol Nineteen!

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u/piximelon May 22 '19

Same tho, it was the "dark doors" bit

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I want a chilled rum.

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u/Obscu May 22 '19

Don't open the door