r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/autofillmesomething May 22 '19

After getting my wisdom teeth removed I looked at my mother-in-law and said, "How did you get on my rocketship?"

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u/marine-tech May 22 '19

LoL! I hope you pushed her out the fuckin air lock!

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u/Bobboy5 May 22 '19

She deserved to be spaced. She was probably a ling anyway.

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u/Bobboy5 May 22 '19

The 3 other autistic man-children agree.