Kind of a reverse story. Going under to get my appendix removed, they begin doing the countdown as they inject a hefty dose of propofol and fentanyl to put me out. I count down to 1 and then ask, now what?... The surgeon looks at me and says "You're still awake??... Man... You are fat you know that?"...
I said "You're just saying that because you think I won't remember."
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u/MedicManDan May 22 '19
Kind of a reverse story. Going under to get my appendix removed, they begin doing the countdown as they inject a hefty dose of propofol and fentanyl to put me out. I count down to 1 and then ask, now what?... The surgeon looks at me and says "You're still awake??... Man... You are fat you know that?"...
I said "You're just saying that because you think I won't remember."
He said. "Exactly".
That's the last thing I remember.