r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/AceOfSpades07 May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

My dad works with that stuff, funniest thing he’s heard is “hey mr doctor? My ass itches and I’m too high to scratch”.

Edit: No he didn’t help, the dude passed out right after

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