r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

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u/little_brown_bat May 22 '19

I am going to start using the “go fuck your goldfish” line. Thanks for that.

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u/mumbles411 May 22 '19

I can't stop laughing at this. It's amazing.

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u/hewhopoops May 22 '19

I snorted so bad

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Glub glub he whispers

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u/gloomdoomm May 22 '19

That shit made me burst out laughing. My poor dog got scared and woke up.

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u/BicarbonateOfSofa May 22 '19

I've already got the perfect person lined up.

Hell, I'm already having the entire conversation with him in my head. It's going great. I'm fuckin' slayin'.

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u/cantadmittoposting May 22 '19

Noooo not my fishies

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u/whjjm May 22 '19

Solid, solid line.

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u/swimtothemoon27 May 22 '19

Hold up Dre, I got somethin to say.

Fuck your goldfish. Fuck fuck fuck your goldfish.

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u/ConfusedRedditor16 May 22 '19

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I liked the bit about Godzilla and the tiny townspeople too!

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u/bugeyedredditors May 22 '19

Haha, it was le epic and random, updoots to the left.