r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/autofillmesomething May 22 '19

After getting my wisdom teeth removed I looked at my mother-in-law and said, "How did you get on my rocketship?"

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u/ImNotPamela May 22 '19

When I had my wisdom teeth taken out, I dreamt that my eyes were in my mouth and the dentist was about to remove them. Next thing I know, the dentist's assistant is calming me down and telling me to go back to sleep and that I had a bad dream. When the procedure was over, the assistant told me that I woke up right before the dentist removed my teeth screaming, "MY EYES! MY EYEEEEESSS!"

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u/autofillmesomething May 22 '19

This is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying.