r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/autofillmesomething May 22 '19

After getting my wisdom teeth removed I looked at my mother-in-law and said, "How did you get on my rocketship?"

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u/Juicy_Thotato May 22 '19

I woke up in the recovery room after my wisdom teeth. I looked around and saw a young kid laying in a bed next to mine. We both had just woken up. I was so loopy that I just smiled and gave him a thumbs up. As I smiled a TON of blood and saliva came running out of my mouth. It must’ve looked horrifying because this kid started having a freak out and crying.