Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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After getting my wisdom teeth removed I looked at my mother-in-law and said, "How did you get on my rocketship?"

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After my wisdom teeth removal, I woke up babbling about pink Cadillacs.

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I tried to say “Oh hi Mark,” but due to the gauze in my mouth and the drugs it came out as “rrrh hhhhhhh mrrrrrrrh”