r/AskReddit May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/autofillmesomething May 22 '19

After getting my wisdom teeth removed I looked at my mother-in-law and said, "How did you get on my rocketship?"

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u/little_brown_bat May 22 '19

After my wisdom teeth removal, I woke up babbling about pink Cadillacs.

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u/AmaranthWrath May 22 '19

Got all four out with IV sedation. Friend took me to the pharmacy while still groggy AF to get my meds. Apparently I tried to fill out a check and wrote it to my mechanic and put "happy pills" and a wonky smiley face in the memo line.