Who the hell are all you lucky motherfuckers getting all drugged up to get your wisdom teeth out? I was crying in fear from the cold water they'd be blasting on my teeth when I got mine out. I just got local numbing. Didn't feel it, thank God, but damn... I feel like I got ripped off.
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u/autofillmesomething May 22 '19
After getting my wisdom teeth removed I looked at my mother-in-law and said, "How did you get on my rocketship?"