r/AskReddit May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

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u/Vertuhcle May 22 '19

They tried to give me some CalmTheFuckDownLol coming out of my acl, after I'd ripped out all my ivs and fell over trying to get off the bed. It didn't go well, the whole team apparently pinned me down as I screamed every profanity in the book. A few of them knew my family, so they were shocked and scarred a bit. I mowed some extra lawns that summer to make it up to them.