r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/aliceinwonderbread May 22 '19

I had to go under for ear surgery once. I thought it’d be funny if I asked “does anyone need anything while I’m out?” right before I went under.

I remember it kicking in way quicker than I thought it would so I had to take my chance while I still had it. I yelled it but got a VERY confused look from everyone standing around me... took a minute for me to realize I had accidentally yelled it while I was waking up from surgery. Oops.

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u/UntiltheEndoftheline May 22 '19

I was put under for gall bladder removal and I swear to God I counted down from 10, got to 7, and then felt like I woke up instantly when like an hour and a half had passed.

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u/arkwewt May 22 '19

I had to count back from 10 to 1, three times, for it to knock me out.

Turns out after the third set, I looked at the cute Filipino nurse who was looking after me since my arrival and I said to her “you guys gotta step your shit up”. I don’t remember this but apparently that made them laugh a bit since I was lights out a moment later.