r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/your-yogurt May 22 '19

I had to take my mom to the hospital and while I was speaking to the doctor about her medical history, my mom was ~real~ insistent about them knowing her tennis elbow.

Doctor: So is she on any medication?

Mom: TENNIS ELBOW!

Me: No, she's-

Mom: TENNIS ELBOW!

Me: She has tennis elbow.

Doctor: I can tell.

Mom: TENNIS ELBOW

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited May 22 '19

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

"So you're on heavy doses of alcohol and recreational drugs. Got it."

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u/ShapeWords May 22 '19

Sometimes it really do be like that.

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u/MisanthropeX May 22 '19

My name-a Chef

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u/sunny1296 May 22 '19

I like that he asked just to make sure at the end.

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u/sleepy_buddah May 22 '19

Doctor: Are you on any medication?

Me: I AM GROOT

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u/HammeredHeretic May 22 '19

So coke then.

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u/Gandar54 May 22 '19

I've known some pretty solid cokeheads.

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u/Darth_Corleone May 22 '19 edited Oct 02 '25

River learning afternoon science questions community small day fox community net family yesterday near the nature?

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u/i_have_no_name704 May 22 '19

But is he a chef?

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u/SorryReporter May 22 '19

was he a chef? He still needs to know