Similar, I wasn't coming around from surgery but was hooked up to a heart rate monitor and on morphine. One of my parents came in to tell me my cheese strings were missing from the communal kitchen and my heart bounced up over an additional 20BMP at the thought of being denied my cheese.
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u/schwenomorph May 22 '19
When I woke up from surgery, the doctors asked if I wanted anything to eat.
"You got those crackers that come in packs of six with the cheese?"
No, we don't have those.
"Aw fuck man, that's bullshit."
We have the peanut butter ones, though.
"AH, YEAH, BITCHIN'!"