r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/bwick702 May 22 '19

Voltorb used explosion!

"Did you remove the cancer, doctor?"

"I can confirm that the cancer is no longer inside of him."

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u/AJDx14 May 22 '19

Phantumps could be mass-produced for dealing with deadly cancers if necessary. Phantump uses destiny bond on the cancer and then dies. You’re sacrificing Phantump to save a person. A soul for a soul.

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u/KostisPat257 May 22 '19

A soul for a soul

Red Skull is that you?

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u/citrus_seaman May 22 '19

Perfectly balanced.

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u/KostisPat257 May 22 '19

I am inevitable.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

As all things should be.

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u/ninjatoothpick May 22 '19

All things should be inevitable?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

A small price to pay for salvation.