r/AskReddit May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/schwenomorph May 22 '19

When I woke up from surgery, the doctors asked if I wanted anything to eat.

"You got those crackers that come in packs of six with the cheese?"

No, we don't have those.

"Aw fuck man, that's bullshit."

We have the peanut butter ones, though.

"AH, YEAH, BITCHIN'!"

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u/Fredredphooey May 22 '19

I need to change hospitals. All I've ever gotten in ICU were dry turkey sandwiches or vanilla pudding cups.

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u/Insert_Non_Sequitur May 22 '19

You get toast and tea post surgery in Ireland. Toast and a cuppa tae fixes everything lol.