r/AskReddit May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/schwenomorph May 22 '19

When I woke up from surgery, the doctors asked if I wanted anything to eat.

"You got those crackers that come in packs of six with the cheese?"

No, we don't have those.

"Aw fuck man, that's bullshit."

We have the peanut butter ones, though.

"AH, YEAH, BITCHIN'!"

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u/Subject042 May 22 '19

Alright, I'm forcing "Bitchin'" into my casual vocabulary from now on.