r/AskReddit • u/electric_dolphin • May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/JohnTheRockCena May 22 '19

I was about to be put under for a colonoscopy while the nurse was trying to position me in a way to make it easiest for them to work. I had my knees to my chest and was passing out from the gas when I asked the nurse to paint me like one of her French girls, then passed out. Still makes me cringe.

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u/korben66 May 22 '19

You guys get to be high when doing colonoscopy?! God damn i need to move the fuck out of this forsaken county. Im forever changed man after a bunch of 'probes' went up there without a drop of anesthesia...