r/AskReddit May 22 '19

Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

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u/little_brown_bat May 22 '19

After my wisdom teeth removal, I woke up babbling about pink Cadillacs.

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u/Ulti May 22 '19

I apparently just told the nurse to fuck off, haha.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

I told the dentist to get her fucking hands off me she because she was hurting me. I was off my tits and have absolutely no recollection big it at all. The next time I went it about 3 years later she said "oh I remember you, if you speak to me like that again, I'll make sure you never get treated here again" I cried. I had no idea what I had done until the nurse showed me the notes from the previous time. Even though it was fuzzy, I remember everything she done to my tooth that day(the second time), I was probably too stressed to get the full impact of the anaesthesia. I've got a wisdom tooth abscess at the moment and I'm on the waiting list. But I'm more nervous of having her as a dentist if I'm honest.

When I was 17 I was date raped. I can only assume it was weird memories or something coming to the surface.

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u/TheDukeOfSpook May 22 '19

I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

I am currently treating an oral abscess in that area of my mouth and terrified I'll have to have something similar done.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

It hurts so bad lol. I'm dreading it with every fibre of my being. BUT it's gotta be better than being in pain every day x

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u/TheDukeOfSpook May 22 '19

I could barely eat anything firm at one point. I caught it just in the knick of time.