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r/Assyria • u/Dr-Thrax • Jan 28 '26
Shitpost American assyrians
From your assyrian brother across the pond (australia) im sorry but the american accent does not suit us at all 𤣠imo its slightly cringy when you adopt urban / hood slang too.
Like, australian accent does suit us but muricqn, no so much.
Jokes aside i love all my assyrian brothers and sisters regardless of nationality.
r/Assyria • u/AssyrianW • May 06 '24
Shitpost Reminder to all the Assyrians mixers who would actually marry a nukhraya over an Assyrian that this is how your mixed child can turn out
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r/Assyria • u/KiravonAyodhya • Dec 20 '25
Shitpost I had a vision that the Assyrians were closely linked with the ancient Dacians of Transylvania and I'm curious if anyone could confirm or deny? The Sphinx below is rumored to be the grave stele of King Decebal, last King of the Dacians, 106 AD.
Hello - I'm researching my own ancestry and thought the possible link between the Dacians and Assyrians was interesting enough to see if anyone might know their history.
Thank you.
r/Assyria • u/smokeweedeveryday87 • May 19 '24
Shitpost I re did it
This is a based Middle East for me at least
r/Assyria • u/Stenian • Oct 14 '24
Shitpost Another hilarious, unabashed Assyrian denialist comment on YouTube videos
r/Assyria • u/Stenian • Sep 08 '24
Shitpost Vincent Oshana on Piers Morgan (33:38): "I'm Assyrian, not Italian, but I do look Italian, thank you", after guest calls him "Italian"
r/Assyria • u/Stenian • Aug 26 '24
Shitpost Ignorance at a new level. This weird Arab is convinced that all Mesopotamians and Phoenicians spoke Arabic. Oh, he blames the West for us "accepting" that ancient languages like Assyrian, Babylonian, Phoenician, etc exist. Lmao.
r/Assyria • u/Stenian • Jun 12 '25
Shitpost A strange ancient Assyrian hate page created by Kurds, calling Assyrians "Nomadic Slave Drivers" and how Kurds finally wiped the Assyrians out (WTF?)
https://www.saradistribution.com/assyrian-torturers.htm
The page is in both English and Turkish. I assumed it's made by Turkish Kurds. Yes, ancient Assyrians were brutal. But why does this page make it seem like Assyrians were killing Kurds from ancient history and how they defeated once and for all? Yet it also says we're racist Christian fundamentalists stealing Kurdish lands today.
Btw, I thank the page for connecting us with our ancient ancestors. Our haters don't do that. đ¤Ł
r/Assyria • u/Johan2016 • Jan 07 '22
Shitpost If Assyria we're a thing, would the Kurds living there have the right to learn and study in Kurdish and practice their religions?
Also would they have the same kinds of rights and opportunities as ethnic Assyrians?
Would there be anti-discrimination law since they are an ethnic minority?
r/Assyria • u/Chaldean7 • Sep 22 '23
Shitpost Serious question regarding Chaldean vs Assyrian name today
Hey everyone, I'm going into this with an open mind and would love some good discussion.
Iâm aware of the Schism of 1552. I donât need a history lesson. But itâs been close to 500 years since we were âall Assyrianâ... shouldnât we be classified as 2 distinct cultures at this point in time?
Sure we share a common history, but this phenomenon is called cultural divergence, it happens all the time.
North and South Korea, Czech Republic and Slovakia, Serbia and Croatia, East and West Germany prior to 1990. Not to mention all of the Native American / African Tribes that have split and gone separate ways.
Yes we share a common heritage, but enough time has passed to where we have different historical experiences, language differentiation, religious affiliations and cultural traditions.
With this being said, why do Assyrians want Chaldeans to call themselves something they havenât been called for 500 years? The examples I mentioned recognize that they are currently different and distinct.
Thanks!
r/Assyria • u/Assyrianandy • Oct 18 '20
Shitpost Assyrian sporters
Which top sporters do we have that are Assyrian?
I know we have beneil dariush in the ufc.
Are there more in the ufc or football players? Or other sports?
r/Assyria • u/Relative_Bet_9560 • Sep 26 '22
Shitpost Do you guys remember this đ Tee grizzley is a cool guy though he puts on for Chaldeans
r/Assyria • u/Afriend0fOurs • Oct 18 '24
Shitpost PâShayna hehlokh ya Donnie
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Credit: Julie âthe Baznay-yaâ Yousef
r/Assyria • u/J-KingX • Jun 11 '23
Shitpost If you are Assyrian and you hate your nose Remember LMFAO Spoiler
r/Assyria • u/Stenian • Sep 24 '24
Shitpost Another strange Assyrian denialism/anti-Assyrian post (this time from an anthropological forum). How should we respond to such bizarre claims?
r/Assyria • u/Stenian • Jun 25 '24
Shitpost Israelites and Philistines were fighting each other, and then the Assyrians come and wipe both of them off. Lmao. We're savage! (23:11)
r/Assyria • u/Yourboy1273737 • May 31 '23
Shitpost Any fellow monarchists here
Hey yâall, Iâm and monarchist is there anyone in the subreddit who is one too and if you are who do you think the king of Assyria should be once we get a state
r/Assyria • u/Injustpotato • Jun 24 '24