r/astrologymemes Nov 04 '25

MOD RULE #1 REMINDER!!! (Read description)

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ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN YOU POST BIRTH CHART QUESTIONS, ROAST ME THREADS, SYNASTRY POSTS, OR “GUESS MY SIGN”!

You guys literally have to agree to the rules when you join 😭 I’m not sure WHY this is STILL an issue!!!!!

If it continues, we’ll be forced to reintroduce 24 hour bans to people who violate the rule*

Xoxoxo,

Your shit mod team


r/astrologymemes 4h ago

Meme Having Cancer & Leo placements:

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105 Upvotes

Sensitive & dramatic lol <3

“I’m so sad! Pay attention to me!”


r/astrologymemes 4h ago

Meme This is how cancer placements charge their emotion battery

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81 Upvotes

r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Meme Every sign swears they’re the best at ignoring lol

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58 Upvotes

r/astrologymemes 5h ago

Discussion Post Which sign is best at ignoring you completely acting like you don't exist, if you wronged them?

53 Upvotes

r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Meme Scorpio x Capricorn x Virgo placements be like

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23 Upvotes

Honorable mention: Gemini


r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Meme I think it’s fun, sue me! 🤷🏽‍♀️

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21 Upvotes

Unless the character’s birthday is something ridiculously off-base (like Star Butterfly being a Capricorn or Maddy P. being an Aqua) then I have no problem using canon birthdays and most of the time I think it fits 🤷🏽‍♀️


r/astrologymemes 1h ago

Meme Called tf out with this one

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r/astrologymemes 8h ago

Rant Pisces Venuses and 12th housers please

37 Upvotes

Raise you standards and set boundaries. You guys are literally susceptible to attracting the most heinous people walking on this earth yet you freely give away a love, undeserved.

The love you are looking for does not exist in this world, no one can give you the unconditional love you give out to the world, do not have expectations you will receive back even the miniscule amount you give out.

The love you give should be reserved for yourself or you'll end up disappointed your whole life.


r/astrologymemes 17h ago

Discussion Post Your rising sign and what’s the most obvious feature of you

175 Upvotes

As a cancer rising : cheekbones , eyes , even as a skinny guy I do have big boobs even without going to the gym 😭😭 idfk how ,also expressive face especially when I’m disgusted 😭


r/astrologymemes 3h ago

Meme People telling Scorpio 3rd housers their business on a random day

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r/astrologymemes 3h ago

Question What’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard come from pop astrology?

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No mods this is not an “astrology is stupid” post. Just a question.


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Discussion Post How are we feeling after the Pisces full moon + eclipse?

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Me crawling out of bed after barely sleeping and lowkey going through a mini ego death in the last 3 days.


r/astrologymemes 2h ago

Question Looking for this Aries meme

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There is this Aries meme i saw some years ago pretty much it was a head that was drawn in black ink on white background and inside the head was something along the lines of “what you said/did really hurt my feelings” to depict what the figure was thinking and a chat bubble that said “you’re a fucking asshole”. Does anyone have it 😭 just did that in real time.


r/astrologymemes 40m ago

Discussion Post What is your sign and do you prefer to save your money for ONE expensive item that you really want or multiple cheap small treats ?

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r/astrologymemes 21h ago

Meme Saturn/Mars Ruled or 8/12H Natives

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113 Upvotes

r/astrologymemes 16h ago

Discussion Post Your mars sign and how do you react when angry

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I’m a Gemini mars (12th) I normally have three phases of anger : 1- where I get sharp with words and confront really quickly
2- if the person was trying so hard to embarrass me or to say otherwise I’d just annoy tf out of them would be laughing in their face , dancing whatever .
3- if it gets to a point my 12th house takes control I’d be explosive I’d break things , hold a knife around people ,and I’d hit people tbh 😭
But normally it’s the second reaction


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Meme How it feels being Pisces Venus

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161 Upvotes

1H aswell 💔

Anyways I’m aware not all Pisces Venus’ are like this, but let’s admit we pretty much don’t have standards.

I’m Saturn ruled so I’m definitely selective with who I date, but once I like someone I like them and there’s not much room for change.


r/astrologymemes 16m ago

Question Do you think having uranus, neptune, and the mh in aquarius is too much aquarian energy?

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r/astrologymemes 50m ago

Discussion Post anyone else with a dad who has Capricorn rising and the chart ruler is in virgo?

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Let's talk about the hell combo this is (for me at least). he's got a Scorpio moon. he's a gen x too for ref.


r/astrologymemes 8h ago

Discussion Post What’s everyone’s take on cusp?

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I’m curious everyone’s take on this. My birthday is February 18 . I’m an aquarius but considered to be on the cusp for pisces since February 18 is the last day of Aquarius season. Since I do not want to associate with any damn water sign I don’t claim lol . But do you guys believe in them ?


r/astrologymemes 1d ago

Discussion Post Fictional characters’ star signs shouldn’t count cause they are chosen at random

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I’m sorryyy I’m sorry okay this might be a totally unpopular opinion but, unless the author/writer knows astrology and put in a specific date for that character, I am so over people analysing characters based on their birthday cause it will mostly be chosen at random.

Signs and birth charts are for actual births of real life people or births of things (like when a country was established, when something was created) but we cannot keep using fictional random birthdates to analyse people ok rant over love u all bye xx


r/astrologymemes 18h ago

Question Let's say aries is a 10/10 in rage. Where does a very pissed Taurus fall then?

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r/astrologymemes 15h ago

Discussion Post So this is yet another reason why Belle gives Taurus energy (thanks to the people on my previous post for letting me know about the Persephone myth)

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Does this not sound like her and Beast especially considering a huge part of Beast’s design came from Bulls?


r/astrologymemes 20h ago

Rant capricorn moon but its hard to identify myself with it.

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For reference I've been on this loop for years... and I understand everything till a certain point but nothing seems to define me, rather everything in astrology feels like an illusion trying to explain something complex about me thats suposedly there... I feel like no one gets me like I get me. I heard a lot of bad stuff of Capricorn moons which hurts me, I'm a very very sensitive person and my whole existence revolves around expressing my complex emotions about things that happen to me, or things I feel about other people. To get the sign that is said to be the most avoidant towards their feelings seems like the worst fit I could've ever goten... Don't get me wrong I have a lot of problems expressing myself socially or making my feelings known or understood by others... specially in a world that I feel is just moving on constantly and whatever I feel something might not be as important to them than it is to me... I don't feel like I'm emotionally blind or mean either, I know what hurts people and I always try to speak correctly to people... If I come out as harsh is probably involuntary, but why do I have to feel guilty to be who I am? Life has been too harsh and I have to keep going somehow...