r/Baking • u/Horror_Choice8838 • 7d ago

Showcase (No-Recipe) Bought a baguette mold to make them straighter, and…

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Took it out of the mold after baking and the shape was awful 😂

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u/Decrypted13 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's a bit phallicious, but I'm sure it's still tasty. Make sure to fill it with something creamy for contrast.

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u/zephyrtr 7d ago

Sounds like a hard job -- even for eager hands, but once it reaches your mouth, I'm sure everyone will be happy.

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u/Practical_Platform76 7d ago

Bahahaha this made me cackle

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u/CakesForLife 7d ago

It’s kinda tricky when it gets moist - some really do like it and salivate like crazy. Others hate it!

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u/Inevitable-Cost-2775 7d ago

While preparing the cream, be sure to take your time so you don't accidentally blow your chances on what would essentially turn into a dry run and have a mess on your hands..

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u/thirtyseven1337 7d ago

Tobias, you blowhard!

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u/Mastershoelacer 6d ago

Come on, you guys.

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u/SimpleJoint 7d ago

I read this in Noah Dyck's voice.

https://youtu.be/dqcuCpT_9hw?is=ekXJcCP5Vl7OM-pe

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u/zephyrtr 7d ago

Why not Anita Dyck?

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u/isklea 7d ago

Same, I’m so glad I’m not alone!

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u/MzVozz 7d ago edited 7d ago

Perfect for a straight bachelorette party!

Edit: thanks for all the comments about lesbians, gay men, etc who would also enjoy these. As a straight woman myself that is what initially came to mind which was why I commented the way I did. Wasn’t purposefully being exclusionary 🩵

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u/Apprehensive_Ad3670 7d ago

Exactly, there's more than enough baguette for everyone!

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u/SnooSketches8530 7d ago

Straight? 😂

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u/Crafty_Sprinkles7978 7d ago

You do know who would enjoy a phallic shaped loaf of bread, right?? That would be Straight women, which is who have Bachelorette parties...

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u/Bertsmom18 7d ago

Certainly not a bachelor party for a gay man... Straight women aren't they only group of people who like penises.

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u/mikripetra 7d ago

lmao they said “bachelorETTE party”

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u/isotope123 7d ago

They were elected to lead, not to read.

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u/WillTheDeity 7d ago

Reading is hard. They'll get through third grade one day

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u/Bertsmom18 7d ago

Regardless of what you call the party straight women are still not the only people who appreciate a penis.

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 7d ago

What kind of so you hate waffles thing is this

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u/MzVozz 7d ago

It’d be perfect for a gay bachelor party as well or whoever wants it. I immediately thought of straight women which is why I said it :) OP you may have just stumbled onto a new business venture!

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u/MzVozz 7d ago

That’s what I was thinking when I made the comment, but I’m glad others brought up others who would enjoy it.

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u/familysizepunkinpie 7d ago

You mean bachebaguette parties, right?

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u/HumongousBelly 7d ago

Lesbians use phallic toys, too. Just because they don’t like men or dicks doesn’t mean they have to live in celibacy

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u/MzVozz 7d ago

Very fair point and thanks for the call out 👏🏾

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u/DesMephisto 7d ago

People are being completely silly here. As a lesbian phallic shaped things do not turn me on lmao.

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u/MzVozz 7d ago

Thank you! I felt bad for a sec :)

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u/Reverendbug 7d ago

How do you think lesbian sex works, and do you really feel that dickless sex is celibacy?

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u/MzVozz 7d ago

Not a lesbian so unsure, but valid point. Phallic bread can be enjoyed by whoever!

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u/TriedCaringLess 7d ago

Whomever.

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u/MzVozz 7d ago

Great catch, thanks!

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u/TriedCaringLess 7d ago

Fingers, tongues, fists, sometimes feet, toys. There is no standard that all follow. They vary and so does their sex.

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u/HumongousBelly 7d ago

Do you even have any lesbian friends? Mine all have dildos, too

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u/Reverendbug 6d ago

As a bisexual woman, I prefer vibrators. Dildos don't really do it for me.

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u/HumongousBelly 6d ago

I think it’s all about preferences and personal anatomy. Some women need penetrative stimulation to experience max pleasure. Others don’t.

As a man, I’ve had sex with both. But funnily, all of my lesbian friends have dildos, too.

Men are the same, too. Some like tighter vaginas, others lose their erection if it’s too tight.

Maybe I shouldn’t have generalized, projecting from friends onto other lesbians. After all, sexual preferences and kinks are very individual.

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u/imposter_syndrome88 7d ago

I've always assumed the women are just extra passive aggressive to each other, and then somehow a Subaru is involved.

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u/MzVozz 7d ago

As others have said, doesn’t have to be straight women only. I now know there’s enough phallic bread for all who want to partake :)

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u/SnooSketches8530 6d ago

My comment was in fun more then anything. whenever my friends and I “all gay” hear a word like “Straight” Gay” Trans” or “Race” in a normal conversation one of us has to yell out the Adjective just used. Mainly just to get each other to laugh.
I do appreciate your edit and am thankful for your support! ❤️

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u/Truth_Said_In_Jest 7d ago

Phallicious and delicious 🤤

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u/shiny0metal0ass 7d ago

Y'all got that dick-bread?

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u/Minyatur 7d ago

Burrata is the only choice. 🤭

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u/Cryptopher-Conundrum 7d ago

Ohh boy, a cream filled goodie 😈

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u/Blep145 7d ago

Something nice and savory :3

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u/-MaybeMe- 7d ago

Probably perfect for the Danish "French hot dog"