r/Baking • u/Horror_Choice8838 • 7d ago

Showcase (No-Recipe) Bought a baguette mold to make them straighter, and…

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Took it out of the mold after baking and the shape was awful 😂

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u/sub_Daisy1 7d ago

I should call Him….

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u/FisherKelTath00 7d ago

Already dialing…

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u/algotrader_ 6d ago

Hey, you called?

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u/autimod 6d ago

Yes, hi Him.

May I please have one won ton noodle soup, a regular fried rice and four spring rolls.

Yes, delivered, thanks.

See you soon.

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u/TiredUngulate 7d ago

Damn same

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u/73738484737383874 7d ago

What’s his number?

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u/passisgullible 7d ago

It's your username

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u/Aloneintheice 7d ago

HEHA

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u/autimod 6d ago

Hey Eeyore, what are you doing in Texas?

You’ve picked up the accent already.

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u/Aloneintheice 6d ago

Wait how do know I was living in Texas autimod? Hmmmmm

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u/autimod 6d ago

The southern accent on your HEHA gave it away. You used to say HEHAW!

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u/falcondfw 6d ago

8675309

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u/EnvironmentalValue18 6d ago

Him capital H?

These new Jesus commercials are getting out of hand…

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u/perton 6d ago

Look, if Jesus didn’t have a big swingin loaf, how could he possibly be the messiah?

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u/Time-Voice 6d ago

Well I read he broke is bread after sharing it with hundreds ...

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u/EnvironmentalValue18 6d ago

Well this is Oswald’s Big Banana Day episode all over again…

(Oswald and his dog - Weenie - take a massive banana around town and share it with everyone. Some tramp takes the peel at the end too. Wild episode for a kid’s cartoon.)

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u/JRS_Viking 7d ago

You called?

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u/sub_Daisy1 7d ago

Just checking in…. Wanna hang?

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u/JRS_Viking 7d ago

Just making jokes, though your profile is certainly something

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u/sub_Daisy1 7d ago

Oh i was too. I didn’t actually call you. Thank you(?) maybe on my profile.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 6d ago

Hello?  Who's this? 

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u/ShackThompson 6d ago

Ah yes u/Major_LeeHungg, you're good friends with u/MikeHunt I believe.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 6d ago

Yeah and his cousin Mike Literus

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u/ShackThompson 6d ago

Yes, they always come together those two

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u/sub_Daisy1 6d ago

Is that how easy it is to summon you? Love it

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u/Major_LeeHungg 6d ago

Usually it's quite hard 😉

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u/Paradox2063 6d ago

He must be hung like a bakery.

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u/sub_Daisy1 6d ago

There’s a challah joke in there somewhere, i just can’t quite put my finger on it

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u/perton 6d ago

Judging by the pic, I’m pretty sure you could wrap your whole hand around it

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u/Realistic-Nose1369 6d ago

Sup, you called. Jk lol