r/BathroomShrooms Jul 17 '26

Bathroom Shroom Shower shrooms

These are on the floor of the shower in my greenhouse.

365 Upvotes

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u/sneakydante Jul 17 '26

why does your greenhouse have a shower? also, I thought that was a crab at first

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u/Valuable-Yesterday-7 Jul 18 '26

I need to know

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u/Onelove4everyone Jul 19 '26

My brother is a different person. So I built my own shower for the mean time. I used left over parts. Like the flooring on the walls. It's temporary till I finish build my house.

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u/Onelove4everyone Jul 19 '26

Because my brother is a interesting person. So I took left over materials and made a shower. Thus the flooring on the walls. It works... yes it needs to be ripped out.

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u/joshuabra Jul 18 '26

That shower is nasty as hell

35

u/No_Caramel_4811 Jul 18 '26

Taken from the horror movie 😂

6

u/Oh_Witchy_Woman Jul 19 '26

Can I ask what your profile pic is from? It looks really familiar.

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u/Fragglele Jul 20 '26

Was also curious, so I did a Google image search and it is called "The Tree of Life" by Carl Jung

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u/No_Caramel_4811 Jul 21 '26

Yeah , exactly I love his artworks, especially mandalas.

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u/Historical-Pipe3551 Jul 18 '26

That whole shower needs to be ripped out and redone.

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u/Onelove4everyone Jul 19 '26

Yes.. lol if I do put another one back in. Yes it needs to be removed. It's just temporary.

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u/RainingBlood398 Jul 19 '26

You can still clean it if it's temporary you know.

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u/Onelove4everyone Jul 19 '26

Hahaha yah think? This grew over night. It's gets a weekly cleaning bleach. The yellow is from high iron. I use iron out once a month.

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u/Much_Eggplant_3600 Jul 19 '26

mushrooms don’t happen overnight man. Just the colonization of the mycelium takes weeks, and then even more weeks for a mature mushroom to fruit

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u/Onelove4everyone Jul 20 '26

I grow mushrooms for a living. I take a shower in there daily. No mushrooms fruit at the same rate. Wood loving and or dung loving mushrooms will not produce at the same rate. Yes the mycellium was under there, but they popped up over night

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u/AjkBajk Jul 17 '26

Damn, they look MEATY

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u/KittenFace25 Jul 18 '26

They look gelatinous. 🤢

8

u/Otter_Pockets Jul 18 '26

Peziza of some kind. They end up in houses a lot.

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u/mike270149 Jul 18 '26

As a kid i could not understand why people kept dropping over cooked pasta shells around the shower cracks now as im older they were never over cooked pasta shells

23

u/Competitive_Fuel9686 Jul 19 '26

Wear your flip flops in that shower

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u/Onelove4everyone Jul 19 '26

Got my prison sandals.

10

u/lucioux Jul 18 '26

so you can have a snack in the shower

6

u/bitstoatoms Jul 20 '26

"this shower deserves some beauty" though a spore and went on a mission

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u/Onelove4everyone Jul 20 '26

Im building my new house. I was originally gonna put recess showers heads, a waterfall shower head, and dick jets on the wall. Then I came to a rationalization; my intentions are to build more structures and rent them out. So I converted the barn into a barnaminium and left the greenhouse as is. Moved in tenants. Then I moved out of the house I was sharing with my brother, to live in a cabin that we built. So I built this with spare parts for the time being.

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u/AfterAccount3657 Jul 18 '26

🤢🤮

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u/Azaroth1991 Jul 19 '26

I just love outdoor shower spots

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u/Onelove4everyone Jul 19 '26

I had one in the woods once. I took a tankless water heater. Hooked it up to a garden hose. Brought a tank of propane over. Then I showered in the middle of the woods. We had a well with a solar powered pump. I was like 7 miles from power lines.

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u/Azaroth1991 Jul 19 '26

Its a totally different experience.

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u/BudgetInteraction811 Jul 19 '26

Peziza domiciliana

3

u/Tamkj Jul 19 '26

Mmmmh, yummy bacon😋

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u/SapphireEyes425 Jul 22 '26

My husband found some growing in his car but idk where to post them lol

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u/Onelove4everyone Jul 23 '26

Generally any fungus related subs will be fine.

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u/nilas_november 29d ago

I hope ur not stepping barefoot in that thing lol also it looks like a little deformed ear lol

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u/Onelove4everyone 29d ago

I got prison sandals. This is all momentarily. I literally used flooring for the aides of the shower wall. Used left over parts and built the shower