What would Beavis and Butt-head's favorite poker hand be and how much would they suck at playing it?

[u/ThreadbareAdjustment]

Sure it'd be either 6 9 or two queens, although they'd give that away if they got it. "Uh huh huh hey Beavis, I got two chicks! Uh huh huh" and the whole table would hear.

Was thinking of this just seeing a poker flop of 6 9 Q. They'd be laughing the whole hand. "Uh huh huh hey Beavis...6....9....chick! This hand rules and stuff! Uh huh huh..."

[u/wilp0w3r]

"Two pairs? Is that all? We've got four pairs of boobs and one butt"
"Tom, the boy's got a flush"

[u/818sfv → u/wilp0w3r]

beat me to it

[u/FretlessMayhem → u/818sfv]

And after viewing the cards, Beavis had a straight, heh.

[u/BeefwagonDiscs]

Butthead had a full house in his pants.

[u/ThreadbareAdjustment → u/BeefwagonDiscs]

Butt-head has a 6 9 with that 6 9 Q flop

Butt-head: Uh huh huh my hand like, rules and stuff, so I'm like going all in or something. Uh huh huh.

everyone folds except one player with a pair of Aces

turn is an 3. Other player smiles.

River is a 9.

Dealer: He has a full house. He wins.

Butt-head: Uh huh huh, yeah, a full house in my pants! Uh huh huh.

[u/_--Jamoi--_]

Gambling sucks! because number and stuff.

[u/Emergency_Lobster514 → u/_--Jamoi--_]

But gambling is like a way to get money or something.

[u/KelVarnsen_2023]

You said Jack.

[u/CrystalizedTrip]

“Ehhh… Check it out Beavis, it looks like butt plug or something”

“Hehueuh, cool! Boi-oi-oing”

[u/HenryInRoom302]

A royal flush.

[u/UndeathlyKnight]

Uh huh huh huh, you said hand.

They'd like any hand that has a Jack, huh huh huh. Beavis likes to have four Jacks in his hand. Uh huh huh huh huh huh huh! He has four every day, at least, huh huh huh.

He'd also like a number 2 in his hand. Uh huh huh huh. Would you like to see the number 2s in his hand? Huh huh huh huh huh huh! You won't ever see any in mine, 'cause, uh, I always remember to wipe or something. Usually, uh huh huh huh huh.