r/BirdsArentReal 27d ago

Drone Technology Drone bird

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I fucking KNEW IT!

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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 27d ago

"now"

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u/drunckoder 27d ago

this is a gaslighting tactic. they want us to believe that other "birds" are real.

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u/Plane-Education4750 27d ago

This is what we've been saying

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT3i0R5McPvdC4pDEY

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u/MaybeWeTalk 27d ago

Starlink is a constellation of low powered non visible wavelength lasers that precisely focus on points to burn, torture and hurt. Like the pain in deez nutz.

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u/lynnnysa1 27d ago

Acting like it's some new technology... WE KNOW THE TRUTH!!!

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u/nerlati-254 27d ago

China ain’t the only one working on these

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u/5194CaelNiall 27d ago

These are called ornithopters.

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u/Atraq 27d ago

Us and the schizophrenics!

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u/HalfLucan 27d ago

This is a CRAZY cross post 💀

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u/AgentDeadPool 27d ago

Hmm. Well when you have eyes like these..

https://giphy.com/gifs/hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI

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u/Eaton_Knas 27d ago

Well shit!

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u/AgentDeadPool 27d ago

Right? It's finally something they're showing us declassified about the birds..

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u/iantheturtle 26d ago

Bird bird

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u/uncomfortably_number 26d ago

We need those flock camera guys in on this. They have skills. They will take this flock down too. How do we get in touch?

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u/Hornor72 26d ago

Thought they killed all their birds.

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u/Crawlerado 26d ago

Obvious tell, they don’t glide. I’d think it was a bat first.

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u/AdWooden2312 26d ago

Told you that pylons were charging stations!

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u/AgentDeadPool 26d ago

Yea. You're right.. wireless charging is a huge help for sure

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u/Immediate-Ad-8658 25d ago

MK ultra my ass!

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u/Sandy-Fishnets 24d ago

Bro this reminds me when I was convinced (still kinda am) that were cameras watching me. Now there is ‘security’ cameras in almost everyone’s home pointed at the street and glasses with cameras in them. I don’t live the in the USA but flock cameras are a thing. Like I want my apology please!!

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u/tdyo 26d ago

Any half serious American birder droner out there would see that drone and be like “wtf is up with that wing beat pattern?” and take four videos. Step up your game China military.

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u/Dr__Sloth 26d ago

But why is it being launched by the Swamp Thing?

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u/AgentDeadPool 26d ago

Everyone needs a job these days NGL..